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On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 23:02:44 +0000, Jason Gortician - Libertarian for
President 2012 wrote:
> Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in
> news:4d5ng314lir0pj5dpkn60qpb74r5eevpq5@4ax.com:
>
>> On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 08:43:37 -0600, in
>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ???hw??f <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
>> bloviated:
>>
>>>On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 10:02:26 +0000 (UTC)
>>>"Jason Gortician - Libertarian for President 2012"
>>><jasonzc@yahoo.com> wasted precious bandwith with:
>>>
>>>> The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote in
>>>> news:accmg393oouc5osigrn8epf44nb17ijf1h@4ax.com:
>>>>
>>>> > Timmay! totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a withering
>>>> > cloud of snot:
>>>> >
>>>> >>The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
>>>> >>>Timmay! totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a withering
>>>> >cloud of>>snot:
>>>> >>[...]
>>>> >>>>When I picture you I look down blah blah blah short blah blah
>>>> >blah>>>halfling.
>>>> >>>
>>>> >>>Painting the same picture, over and over.
>>>> >>
>>>> >>You're ashamed of being short, aren't you
>>>> >
>>>> > Rather, you are ashamed that for the past nine ****ing years you
>>>> > have never been able to come up with anything more interesting
>>>> > than this dead horse.
>>>> >
>>>> > You haven't ever defined what "short" is and why you have this
>>>> > insipid idea that I fit the description, despite never having
>>>> > seen me; consequently you have never been able to prove that I
>>>> > fit this description in the first place, and given a sufficient
>>>> > explanation as to why this is a worthy flame.
>>>> >
>>>> > So I present to you the
>>>> >
>>>> > ======THE 2-BELO IS SHORT? AND WHO GIVVAFOCK? PPOSTFU
>>>> > SUPERCHALLENGE 2007======
>>>> >
>>>> > The rules are simple: You get one chance. Present
>>>> > incontrovertible proof that I am short enough in physical
>>>> > stature to warrant being yakked at on this point and this point
>>>> > alone, over and over, for nearly a decade.
>>>> >
>>>> > In the interest of fairness I suggest that the "line" between
>>>> > tall and short be the classic "average height" commonly referred
>>>> > to in the Western world, which is six feet (182 cm). Since you
>>>> > are a hysterically nitpicky son of a bitch when you get a bee in
>>>> > your bonnet I will allow you to consider anything below this
>>>> > height -- up to and including 5'11.999999999999" or however many
>>>> > nines you damn well wish to tack onto the end -- as Hank the
>>>> > (Late) Angry Drunken Dwarf.
>>>> >
>>>> > If you are able to present data from official records that prove
>>>> > beyond a shadow (a long one, too! Har!) of a doubt that I am any
>>>> > shorter than six feet tall, I will formally apologize and spank
>>>> > out of alt.flame forever, with you as the sole victor. What a
>>>> > great opportunity to gain your first real, concrete spank, and
>>>> > the respect and admiration of newsgroups all over alt. !
>>>> > Princess Leia will pin a badge on your flabby chest amongst a
>>>> > triumphant background fanfare! You might even get laid for the
>>>> > first time! You will r00L!!1!!!
>>>> >
>>>> > So get to it. I'm waiting. Well, I've been waiting for YEARS for
>>>> > you to post ANY flame emitting more heat than the surface of
>>>> > Neptune, but especially I'm waiting for you to quit shrieking
>>>> > the same thing again and again and get ON with it already.
>>>> >
>>>> > Or you can shut up and go away. Your choice.
>>>> >
>>>> > In any case, you get one go at me; post any of the usual
>>>> > bullshit other than that which satisfies the terms of this
>>>> > SUPERCHALLENGE, and you're ****ed. Plonk. I don't have the time
>>>> > or the patience.
>>>> >
>>>> > readies killfile
>>>> >
>>>> > And... begin.
>>>> >
>>>> >
>>>>
>>>> Nice rant, Billy Barty. ; )
>>>>
>>>
>>>Twobee is really 5'10.5" but he combs his hair real big...
>>>
>>>Think Kim Jong Il with sideburns
>>
>> Grow up.
>
> Choke on a prolapsed rectum and die in your own retch and urine.
\/\/O\/\/ZeR$ yU0 4rE T|-|3 pHL4mE 0\/eRlo@rD !
President 2012 wrote:
> Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in
> news:4d5ng314lir0pj5dpkn60qpb74r5eevpq5@4ax.com:
>
>> On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 08:43:37 -0600, in
>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ???hw??f <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
>> bloviated:
>>
>>>On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 10:02:26 +0000 (UTC)
>>>"Jason Gortician - Libertarian for President 2012"
>>><jasonzc@yahoo.com> wasted precious bandwith with:
>>>
>>>> The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote in
>>>> news:accmg393oouc5osigrn8epf44nb17ijf1h@4ax.com:
>>>>
>>>> > Timmay! totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a withering
>>>> > cloud of snot:
>>>> >
>>>> >>The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
>>>> >>>Timmay! totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a withering
>>>> >cloud of>>snot:
>>>> >>[...]
>>>> >>>>When I picture you I look down blah blah blah short blah blah
>>>> >blah>>>halfling.
>>>> >>>
>>>> >>>Painting the same picture, over and over.
>>>> >>
>>>> >>You're ashamed of being short, aren't you
>>>> >
>>>> > Rather, you are ashamed that for the past nine ****ing years you
>>>> > have never been able to come up with anything more interesting
>>>> > than this dead horse.
>>>> >
>>>> > You haven't ever defined what "short" is and why you have this
>>>> > insipid idea that I fit the description, despite never having
>>>> > seen me; consequently you have never been able to prove that I
>>>> > fit this description in the first place, and given a sufficient
>>>> > explanation as to why this is a worthy flame.
>>>> >
>>>> > So I present to you the
>>>> >
>>>> > ======THE 2-BELO IS SHORT? AND WHO GIVVAFOCK? PPOSTFU
>>>> > SUPERCHALLENGE 2007======
>>>> >
>>>> > The rules are simple: You get one chance. Present
>>>> > incontrovertible proof that I am short enough in physical
>>>> > stature to warrant being yakked at on this point and this point
>>>> > alone, over and over, for nearly a decade.
>>>> >
>>>> > In the interest of fairness I suggest that the "line" between
>>>> > tall and short be the classic "average height" commonly referred
>>>> > to in the Western world, which is six feet (182 cm). Since you
>>>> > are a hysterically nitpicky son of a bitch when you get a bee in
>>>> > your bonnet I will allow you to consider anything below this
>>>> > height -- up to and including 5'11.999999999999" or however many
>>>> > nines you damn well wish to tack onto the end -- as Hank the
>>>> > (Late) Angry Drunken Dwarf.
>>>> >
>>>> > If you are able to present data from official records that prove
>>>> > beyond a shadow (a long one, too! Har!) of a doubt that I am any
>>>> > shorter than six feet tall, I will formally apologize and spank
>>>> > out of alt.flame forever, with you as the sole victor. What a
>>>> > great opportunity to gain your first real, concrete spank, and
>>>> > the respect and admiration of newsgroups all over alt. !
>>>> > Princess Leia will pin a badge on your flabby chest amongst a
>>>> > triumphant background fanfare! You might even get laid for the
>>>> > first time! You will r00L!!1!!!
>>>> >
>>>> > So get to it. I'm waiting. Well, I've been waiting for YEARS for
>>>> > you to post ANY flame emitting more heat than the surface of
>>>> > Neptune, but especially I'm waiting for you to quit shrieking
>>>> > the same thing again and again and get ON with it already.
>>>> >
>>>> > Or you can shut up and go away. Your choice.
>>>> >
>>>> > In any case, you get one go at me; post any of the usual
>>>> > bullshit other than that which satisfies the terms of this
>>>> > SUPERCHALLENGE, and you're ****ed. Plonk. I don't have the time
>>>> > or the patience.
>>>> >
>>>> > readies killfile
>>>> >
>>>> > And... begin.
>>>> >
>>>> >
>>>>
>>>> Nice rant, Billy Barty. ; )
>>>>
>>>
>>>Twobee is really 5'10.5" but he combs his hair real big...
>>>
>>>Think Kim Jong Il with sideburns
>>
>> Grow up.
>
> Choke on a prolapsed rectum and die in your own retch and urine.
\/\/O\/\/ZeR$ yU0 4rE T|-|3 pHL4mE 0\/eRlo@rD !