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On Fri, 19 Oct 2007 23:00:46 +0000 (UTC), in the land of
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "Jason Gortician - Libertarian
for President 2012" <jasonzc@yahoo.com> got double secret probation
for writing:
>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in
>news:mpe4h3500vunbv5c7b90vnpc2e14mp965f@4ax.com:
>
>> On Sun, 14 Oct 2007 11:46:00 +0000 (UTC), in the land of
>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "Jason Gortician - Libertarian
>> for President 2012" <jasonzc@yahoo.com> got double secret probation
>> for writing:
>>
>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in
>>>news:h7nqg3hj77o3fboue2248kuuollsn0jdt4@4ax.com:
>>>
>>>> On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 23:02:44 +0000 (UTC), in the land of
>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "Jason Gortician - Libertarian
>>>> for President 2012" <jasonzc@yahoo.com> got double secret probation
>>>> for writing:
>>>>
>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in
>>>>>news:4d5ng314lir0pj5dpkn60qpb74r5eevpq5@4ax.com:
>>>>>
>>>>>> On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 08:43:37 -0600, in
>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ???hw??f
>>><snuhwolf@netscape.net>
>>>>>> bloviated:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 10:02:26 +0000 (UTC)
>>>>>>>"Jason Gortician - Libertarian for President 2012"
>>>>>>><jasonzc@yahoo.com> wasted precious bandwith with:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote in
>>>>>>>> news:accmg393oouc5osigrn8epf44nb17ijf1h@4ax.com:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> > Timmay! totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a withering
>>>>>>>> > cloud of snot:
>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>> >>The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
>>>>>>>> >>>Timmay! totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a withering
>>>>>>>> >cloud of>>snot:
>>>>>>>> >>[...]
>>>>>>>> >>>>When I picture you I look down blah blah blah short blah
>blah
>>>>>>>> >blah>>>halfling.
>>>>>>>> >>>
>>>>>>>> >>>Painting the same picture, over and over.
>>>>>>>> >>
>>>>>>>> >>You're ashamed of being short, aren't you
>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>> > Rather, you are ashamed that for the past nine ****ing years
>you
>>>>>>>> > have never been able to come up with anything more interesting
>>>>>>>> > than this dead horse.
>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>> > You haven't ever defined what "short" is and why you have this
>>>>>>>> > insipid idea that I fit the description, despite never having
>>>>>>>> > seen me; consequently you have never been able to prove that I
>>>>>>>> > fit this description in the first place, and given a
>sufficient
>>>>>>>> > explanation as to why this is a worthy flame.
>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>> > So I present to you the
>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>> > ======THE 2-BELO IS SHORT? AND WHO GIVVAFOCK? PPOSTFU
>>>>>>>> > SUPERCHALLENGE 2007======
>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>> > The rules are simple: You get one chance. Present
>>>>>>>> > incontrovertible proof that I am short enough in physical
>>>>>>>> > stature to warrant being yakked at on this point and this
>point
>>>>>>>> > alone, over and over, for nearly a decade.
>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>> > In the interest of fairness I suggest that the "line" between
>>>>>>>> > tall and short be the classic "average height" commonly
>referred
>>>>>>>> > to in the Western world, which is six feet (182 cm). Since you
>>>>>>>> > are a hysterically nitpicky son of a bitch when you get a bee
>in
>>>>>>>> > your bonnet I will allow you to consider anything below this
>>>>>>>> > height -- up to and including 5'11.999999999999" or however
>many
>>>>>>>> > nines you damn well wish to tack onto the end -- as Hank the
>>>>>>>> > (Late) Angry Drunken Dwarf.
>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>> > If you are able to present data from official records that
>prove
>>>>>>>> > beyond a shadow (a long one, too! Har!) of a doubt that I am
>any
>>>>>>>> > shorter than six feet tall, I will formally apologize and
>spank
>>>>>>>> > out of alt.flame forever, with you as the sole victor. What a
>>>>>>>> > great opportunity to gain your first real, concrete spank, and
>>>>>>>> > the respect and admiration of newsgroups all over alt. !
>>>>>>>> > Princess Leia will pin a badge on your flabby chest amongst a
>>>>>>>> > triumphant background fanfare! You might even get laid for the
>>>>>>>> > first time! You will r00L!!1!!!
>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>> > So get to it. I'm waiting. Well, I've been waiting for YEARS
>for
>>>>>>>> > you to post ANY flame emitting more heat than the surface of
>>>>>>>> > Neptune, but especially I'm waiting for you to quit shrieking
>>>>>>>> > the same thing again and again and get ON with it already.
>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>> > Or you can shut up and go away. Your choice.
>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>> > In any case, you get one go at me; post any of the usual
>>>>>>>> > bullshit other than that which satisfies the terms of this
>>>>>>>> > SUPERCHALLENGE, and you're ****ed. Plonk. I don't have the
>time
>>>>>>>> > or the patience.
>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>> > readies killfile
>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>> > And... begin.
>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Nice rant, Billy Barty. ; )
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Twobee is really 5'10.5" but he combs his hair real big...
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Think Kim Jong Il with sideburns
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Grow up.
>>>>>
>>>>>Choke on a prolapsed rectum and die in your own retch and urine.
>>>>
>>>> WHHHOOOOOSSSSHH
>>>
>>>I stand by my words, Lovelace.
>>
>> Short little ****er, ain't ya.
>
>So you can't even follow a thread, eh?
Why, yes I can, PeeWee.
--
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Aratzio - Usenet ruiner #2
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "Jason Gortician - Libertarian
for President 2012" <jasonzc@yahoo.com> got double secret probation
for writing:
>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in
>news:mpe4h3500vunbv5c7b90vnpc2e14mp965f@4ax.com:
>
>> On Sun, 14 Oct 2007 11:46:00 +0000 (UTC), in the land of
>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "Jason Gortician - Libertarian
>> for President 2012" <jasonzc@yahoo.com> got double secret probation
>> for writing:
>>
>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in
>>>news:h7nqg3hj77o3fboue2248kuuollsn0jdt4@4ax.com:
>>>
>>>> On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 23:02:44 +0000 (UTC), in the land of
>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "Jason Gortician - Libertarian
>>>> for President 2012" <jasonzc@yahoo.com> got double secret probation
>>>> for writing:
>>>>
>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in
>>>>>news:4d5ng314lir0pj5dpkn60qpb74r5eevpq5@4ax.com:
>>>>>
>>>>>> On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 08:43:37 -0600, in
>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ???hw??f
>>><snuhwolf@netscape.net>
>>>>>> bloviated:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 10:02:26 +0000 (UTC)
>>>>>>>"Jason Gortician - Libertarian for President 2012"
>>>>>>><jasonzc@yahoo.com> wasted precious bandwith with:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote in
>>>>>>>> news:accmg393oouc5osigrn8epf44nb17ijf1h@4ax.com:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> > Timmay! totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a withering
>>>>>>>> > cloud of snot:
>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>> >>The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
>>>>>>>> >>>Timmay! totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a withering
>>>>>>>> >cloud of>>snot:
>>>>>>>> >>[...]
>>>>>>>> >>>>When I picture you I look down blah blah blah short blah
>blah
>>>>>>>> >blah>>>halfling.
>>>>>>>> >>>
>>>>>>>> >>>Painting the same picture, over and over.
>>>>>>>> >>
>>>>>>>> >>You're ashamed of being short, aren't you
>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>> > Rather, you are ashamed that for the past nine ****ing years
>you
>>>>>>>> > have never been able to come up with anything more interesting
>>>>>>>> > than this dead horse.
>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>> > You haven't ever defined what "short" is and why you have this
>>>>>>>> > insipid idea that I fit the description, despite never having
>>>>>>>> > seen me; consequently you have never been able to prove that I
>>>>>>>> > fit this description in the first place, and given a
>sufficient
>>>>>>>> > explanation as to why this is a worthy flame.
>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>> > So I present to you the
>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>> > ======THE 2-BELO IS SHORT? AND WHO GIVVAFOCK? PPOSTFU
>>>>>>>> > SUPERCHALLENGE 2007======
>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>> > The rules are simple: You get one chance. Present
>>>>>>>> > incontrovertible proof that I am short enough in physical
>>>>>>>> > stature to warrant being yakked at on this point and this
>point
>>>>>>>> > alone, over and over, for nearly a decade.
>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>> > In the interest of fairness I suggest that the "line" between
>>>>>>>> > tall and short be the classic "average height" commonly
>referred
>>>>>>>> > to in the Western world, which is six feet (182 cm). Since you
>>>>>>>> > are a hysterically nitpicky son of a bitch when you get a bee
>in
>>>>>>>> > your bonnet I will allow you to consider anything below this
>>>>>>>> > height -- up to and including 5'11.999999999999" or however
>many
>>>>>>>> > nines you damn well wish to tack onto the end -- as Hank the
>>>>>>>> > (Late) Angry Drunken Dwarf.
>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>> > If you are able to present data from official records that
>prove
>>>>>>>> > beyond a shadow (a long one, too! Har!) of a doubt that I am
>any
>>>>>>>> > shorter than six feet tall, I will formally apologize and
>spank
>>>>>>>> > out of alt.flame forever, with you as the sole victor. What a
>>>>>>>> > great opportunity to gain your first real, concrete spank, and
>>>>>>>> > the respect and admiration of newsgroups all over alt. !
>>>>>>>> > Princess Leia will pin a badge on your flabby chest amongst a
>>>>>>>> > triumphant background fanfare! You might even get laid for the
>>>>>>>> > first time! You will r00L!!1!!!
>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>> > So get to it. I'm waiting. Well, I've been waiting for YEARS
>for
>>>>>>>> > you to post ANY flame emitting more heat than the surface of
>>>>>>>> > Neptune, but especially I'm waiting for you to quit shrieking
>>>>>>>> > the same thing again and again and get ON with it already.
>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>> > Or you can shut up and go away. Your choice.
>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>> > In any case, you get one go at me; post any of the usual
>>>>>>>> > bullshit other than that which satisfies the terms of this
>>>>>>>> > SUPERCHALLENGE, and you're ****ed. Plonk. I don't have the
>time
>>>>>>>> > or the patience.
>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>> > readies killfile
>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>> > And... begin.
>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Nice rant, Billy Barty. ; )
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Twobee is really 5'10.5" but he combs his hair real big...
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Think Kim Jong Il with sideburns
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Grow up.
>>>>>
>>>>>Choke on a prolapsed rectum and die in your own retch and urine.
>>>>
>>>> WHHHOOOOOSSSSHH
>>>
>>>I stand by my words, Lovelace.
>>
>> Short little ****er, ain't ya.
>
>So you can't even follow a thread, eh?
Why, yes I can, PeeWee.
--
Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
Aratzio - Usenet ruiner #2