Tyler Durden
Active Member
- Joined
- Oct 19, 2005
I ****ing hate jehovah's witnesses! If they weren't so dangerous they'd be funny! Don't you just hate it when you've been working hard all week - out with friends on Saturday & looking forward to a nice lazy long sleep on Sunday...
Sunday 7:30am ...Ding! Dong! - 'Excuse me... have you ever thought of letting god into your life?' FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKK!!! Have you ever thought of DYING OF ****ING CANCER!!! If your god is that ****ing great and supposedly all around us, in everything we see and do (and all that other mindless moronistic dogma) why do you feel the need to call round doors, and stand around street corners like common street whores touting for it's business??? YOU KNOW WHY??? Because your a pathetic delusional lowlife who likes to play the martyr (with doors being slammed in your face & being constantly ridiculed) like your fantastical super hero - I bet even Peanut M&M's would fall through the palms of your hands you're SO righteous??? Oh poor me? These heathens just don't understand the fact that you don't need to face life head on - you can bury all your thoughts and dreams in some stupid fiction and exist solely for that!
The last time this **** happened to me - I pointed to the tattoo on my arm (of a demon raping an angel whilst tearing it's wings apart), and I said, 'See this here??? It means YOU'RE NOT ****ING WELCOME!!! **** OFF!!!', and at that point I whipped out my penis and chased the stupid bitches into the lift with it... extreme conditions demand extreme responses... and they were ****ing asking for it!!! One thing's for sure though - they got the ****ing message alright... and they ain't been back since!!!
The moral of this story - take your god & **** off!!!
Sunday 7:30am ...Ding! Dong! - 'Excuse me... have you ever thought of letting god into your life?' FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKK!!! Have you ever thought of DYING OF ****ING CANCER!!! If your god is that ****ing great and supposedly all around us, in everything we see and do (and all that other mindless moronistic dogma) why do you feel the need to call round doors, and stand around street corners like common street whores touting for it's business??? YOU KNOW WHY??? Because your a pathetic delusional lowlife who likes to play the martyr (with doors being slammed in your face & being constantly ridiculed) like your fantastical super hero - I bet even Peanut M&M's would fall through the palms of your hands you're SO righteous??? Oh poor me? These heathens just don't understand the fact that you don't need to face life head on - you can bury all your thoughts and dreams in some stupid fiction and exist solely for that!
The last time this **** happened to me - I pointed to the tattoo on my arm (of a demon raping an angel whilst tearing it's wings apart), and I said, 'See this here??? It means YOU'RE NOT ****ING WELCOME!!! **** OFF!!!', and at that point I whipped out my penis and chased the stupid bitches into the lift with it... extreme conditions demand extreme responses... and they were ****ing asking for it!!! One thing's for sure though - they got the ****ing message alright... and they ain't been back since!!!
The moral of this story - take your god & **** off!!!