South Africa to **** McDonald's right up their arseholes!!!

On Aug 7, 9:17 pm, The 2-Belo <the2b...@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp>
wrote:
> Father Haskell died this morning at 6:25 after a lengthy bout of alt.flame. The
> will states:
>
> >Hell, if I had anything against the Koreans, I'd never have spent
> >a sum total of $500 at the local massage parlor.
>
> ...he said, admitting that the only way he could possibly get within a hundred
> yards of a vagina is through financial compensation.

Ever been married? Sometimes you're better off paying for it.
 
Father Haskell died this morning at 6:25 after a lengthy bout of alt.flame. The
will states:

>On Aug 7, 9:17 pm, The 2-Belo <the2b...@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp>
>wrote:
>> Father Haskell died this morning at 6:25 after a lengthy bout of alt.flame. The
>> will states:
>>
>> >Hell, if I had anything against the Koreans, I'd never have spent
>> >a sum total of $500 at the local massage parlor.
>>
>> ...he said, admitting that the only way he could possibly get within a hundred
>> yards of a vagina is through financial compensation.
>
>Ever been married?

Quite happily so, Haskhole. What's your excuse?

>Sometimes you're better off paying for it.

That says much more about your own faults than it does about worn-out cliches,
dude.


--
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"Father Haskell" <fatherhaskell@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:1186536451.958255.204300@r34g2000hsd.googlegroups.com...
> On Aug 7, 9:17 pm, The 2-Belo <the2b...@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp>
> wrote:
>> Father Haskell died this morning at 6:25 after a lengthy bout of
>> alt.flame. The
>> will states:
>>
>> >Hell, if I had anything against the Koreans, I'd never have spent
>> >a sum total of $500 at the local massage parlor.
>>
>> ...he said, admitting that the only way he could possibly get within a
>> hundred
>> yards of a vagina is through financial compensation.
>
> Ever been married? Sometimes you're better off paying for it.
>
Some wives encourage it!
>
 
Father Haskell held us spellbound with...

> On Aug 5, 1:50 pm, Richard Catto <rrca...@gmail.com> wrote:
> > Father Haskell wrote:
> > > On Aug 5, 2:56 am, "Irv Hyatt" <irvhy...@ca.rr.com> wrote:
> > > > I hate people who avoid the obvious because they might sound racist.
> > > His hobbies probably include petitioning the local school board
> > > to remove Mark Twain.
> >
> > Mark Twain hated Jewbies.
>
> His real name was Sam Clemens. Sounds half jewish to me.

Which half?

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============================
 
"The 2-Belo" <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote in message
news:qt9ib3die70jna7drhk86nakvbs27vqks8@4ax.com...
> Father Haskell died this morning at 6:25 after a lengthy bout of
> alt.flame. The
> will states:
>
>>On Aug 7, 9:17 pm, The 2-Belo <the2b...@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp>
>>wrote:
>>> Father Haskell died this morning at 6:25 after a lengthy bout of
>>> alt.flame. The
>>> will states:
>>>
>>> >Hell, if I had anything against the Koreans, I'd never have spent
>>> >a sum total of $500 at the local massage parlor.
>>>
>>> ...he said, admitting that the only way he could possibly get within a
>>> hundred
>>> yards of a vagina is through financial compensation.
>>
>>Ever been married?
>
> Quite happily so, Haskhole. What's your excuse?
>
>>Sometimes you're better off paying for it.
>
> That says much more about your own faults than it does about worn-out
> cliches,
> dude.

Why is it a FAULT to get an occasional reach around during a massage?
Take the stick outta your ass.

>
>
> --
> The 2-Belo [the2beloATmsdDOTbiglobeDOTneDOTjp]
> All-Seeing All-Knowing Glorious Emperor for Life, Meow [Ret.]
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> http://www.godhatesjanks.org/webcenter/
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> Lits Slut #4
>
> "I ask for 'fal tor pan'! The restore from backup!"
 
Irv Hyatt died this morning at 6:25 after a lengthy bout of alt.flame. The will
states:

>
>"The 2-Belo" <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote in message
>news:qt9ib3die70jna7drhk86nakvbs27vqks8@4ax.com...
>> Father Haskell died this morning at 6:25 after a lengthy bout of
>> alt.flame. The
>> will states:
>>
>>>On Aug 7, 9:17 pm, The 2-Belo <the2b...@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp>
>>>wrote:
>>>> Father Haskell died this morning at 6:25 after a lengthy bout of
>>>> alt.flame. The
>>>> will states:
>>>>
>>>> >Hell, if I had anything against the Koreans, I'd never have spent
>>>> >a sum total of $500 at the local massage parlor.
>>>>
>>>> ...he said, admitting that the only way he could possibly get within a
>>>> hundred
>>>> yards of a vagina is through financial compensation.
>>>
>>>Ever been married?
>>
>> Quite happily so, Haskhole. What's your excuse?
>>
>>>Sometimes you're better off paying for it.
>>
>> That says much more about your own faults than it does about worn-out
>> cliches, dude.
>
>Why is it a FAULT to get an occasional reach around during a massage?

The guy is so desperate for physical contact that he claims to have spent half a
GRAND on houses of euphemism and you're asking why that's a fault?

Truth be told, I just think the hypocritical *******'s just got a 103-degree
yellow fever, and spews racist comments as a smoke screen to hide the fact that
he can't get enough of the h0t AzN Ch1X.


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"Bocce, mother****er! Do you speak it?!"
-- Uncle Owen, _Star Pulp_
 
"The 2-Belo" <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote in message
news:ncskb3ljlkd9pv953uu8qln98ksh7qpk57@4ax.com...
> Irv Hyatt died this morning at 6:25 after a lengthy bout of alt.flame. The
> will
> states:
>
>>
>>"The 2-Belo" <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote in message
>>news:qt9ib3die70jna7drhk86nakvbs27vqks8@4ax.com...
>>> Father Haskell died this morning at 6:25 after a lengthy bout of
>>> alt.flame. The
>>> will states:
>>>
>>>>On Aug 7, 9:17 pm, The 2-Belo <the2b...@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp>
>>>>wrote:
>>>>> Father Haskell died this morning at 6:25 after a lengthy bout of
>>>>> alt.flame. The
>>>>> will states:
>>>>>
>>>>> >Hell, if I had anything against the Koreans, I'd never have spent
>>>>> >a sum total of $500 at the local massage parlor.
>>>>>
>>>>> ...he said, admitting that the only way he could possibly get within a
>>>>> hundred
>>>>> yards of a vagina is through financial compensation.
>>>>
>>>>Ever been married?
>>>
>>> Quite happily so, Haskhole. What's your excuse?
>>>
>>>>Sometimes you're better off paying for it.
>>>
>>> That says much more about your own faults than it does about worn-out
>>> cliches, dude.
>>
>>Why is it a FAULT to get an occasional reach around during a massage?
>
> The guy is so desperate for physical contact that he claims to have spent
> half a
> GRAND on houses of euphemism and you're asking why that's a fault?
>
> Truth be told, I just think the hypocritical *******'s just got a
> 103-degree
> yellow fever, and spews racist comments as a smoke screen to hide the fact
> that
> he can't get enough of the h0t AzN Ch1X.

Haskell a racist? Not even in the neighborhood.
You think $500 is a lot to spend?
That won't even get you an all nighter in a decent hotel.
Truth be told, Haskell is one of the most level headed, clever people who
post here.
I don't think there's anything wrong with prostitution.
You're welcome to have your personal feelings about it, but it IS a personal
choice that's a lot more common than people want to think. Mostly married
men are the johns, but ask any wife, it's not HER man LOL... well, they're
somebody's husbands.
You're probably female, but guess what! So am I and I think prostitution is
a personal choice.
Get to know people before you judge them too, would be nice.
Haskell is a very smart man and extra down to earth.


>
>
> --
> The 2-Belo [the2beloATmsdDOTbiglobeDOTneDOTjp]
> All-Seeing All-Knowing Glorious Emperor for Life, Meow [Ret.]
> The alt.fan.karl-malden.nose Webcenter Museum:
> http://www.godhatesjanks.org/webcenter/
> auk: Hammer of Thor by Special Decree 1999
> aavf3: mhm21x20
> Top Usenet Asshole #16
> Lits Slut #4
>
> "Bocce, mother****er! Do you speak it?!"
> -- Uncle Owen, _Star Pulp_
 
On Aug 7, 10:23 pm, The 2-Belo <the2b...@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp>
wrote:
> Father Haskell died this morning at 6:25 after a lengthy bout of alt.flame. The
> will states:
>
> >On Aug 7, 9:17 pm, The 2-Belo <the2b...@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp>
> >wrote:
> >> Father Haskell died this morning at 6:25 after a lengthy bout of alt.flame. The
> >> will states:
>
> >> >Hell, if I had anything against the Koreans, I'd never have spent
> >> >a sum total of $500 at the local massage parlor.
>
> >> ...he said, admitting that the only way he could possibly get within a hundred
> >> yards of a vagina is through financial compensation.
>
> >Ever been married?
>
> Quite happily so, Haskhole.

"Bahhh" doesn't mean "I do."
 
On Aug 8, 9:07 pm, St. Jackanapes <larry_jackow...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> Father Haskell held us spellbound with...
>
> > On Aug 5, 1:50 pm, Richard Catto <rrca...@gmail.com> wrote:
> > > Father Haskell wrote:
> > > > On Aug 5, 2:56 am, "Irv Hyatt" <irvhy...@ca.rr.com> wrote:
> > > > > I hate people who avoid the obvious because they might sound racist.
> > > > His hobbies probably include petitioning the local school board
> > > > to remove Mark Twain.
>
> > > Mark Twain hated Jewbies.
>
> > His real name was Sam Clemens. Sounds half jewish to me.
>
> Which half?

The middle name. Lipschitz.
 
On Aug 8, 9:54 pm, The 2-Belo <the2b...@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp>
wrote:
> Irv Hyatt died this morning at 6:25 after a lengthy bout of alt.flame. The will
> states:
>
>
>
>
>
> >"The 2-Belo" <the2b...@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote in message
> >news:qt9ib3die70jna7drhk86nakvbs27vqks8@4ax.com...
> >> Father Haskell died this morning at 6:25 after a lengthy bout of
> >> alt.flame. The
> >> will states:
>
> >>>On Aug 7, 9:17 pm, The 2-Belo <the2b...@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp>
> >>>wrote:
> >>>> Father Haskell died this morning at 6:25 after a lengthy bout of
> >>>> alt.flame. The
> >>>> will states:
>
> >>>> >Hell, if I had anything against the Koreans, I'd never have spent
> >>>> >a sum total of $500 at the local massage parlor.
>
> >>>> ...he said, admitting that the only way he could possibly get within a
> >>>> hundred
> >>>> yards of a vagina is through financial compensation.
>
> >>>Ever been married?
>
> >> Quite happily so, Haskhole. What's your excuse?
>
> >>>Sometimes you're better off paying for it.
>
> >> That says much more about your own faults than it does about worn-out
> >> cliches, dude.
>
> >Why is it a FAULT to get an occasional reach around during a massage?
>
> The guy is so desperate for physical contact that he claims to have spent half a
> GRAND on houses of euphemism and you're asking why that's a fault?

Hey, I'm charitable.
 
On Aug 8, 11:16 pm, "Irv Hyatt" <irvhy...@ca.rr.com> wrote:
> "The 2-Belo" <the2b...@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote in message
>
> news:ncskb3ljlkd9pv953uu8qln98ksh7qpk57@4ax.com...
>
>
>
> > Irv Hyatt died this morning at 6:25 after a lengthy bout of alt.flame. The
> > will
> > states:
>
> >>"The 2-Belo" <the2b...@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote in message
> >>news:qt9ib3die70jna7drhk86nakvbs27vqks8@4ax.com...
> >>> Father Haskell died this morning at 6:25 after a lengthy bout of
> >>> alt.flame. The
> >>> will states:
>
> >>>>On Aug 7, 9:17 pm, The 2-Belo <the2b...@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp>
> >>>>wrote:
> >>>>> Father Haskell died this morning at 6:25 after a lengthy bout of
> >>>>> alt.flame. The
> >>>>> will states:
>
> >>>>> >Hell, if I had anything against the Koreans, I'd never have spent
> >>>>> >a sum total of $500 at the local massage parlor.
>
> >>>>> ...he said, admitting that the only way he could possibly get within a
> >>>>> hundred
> >>>>> yards of a vagina is through financial compensation.
>
> >>>>Ever been married?
>
> >>> Quite happily so, Haskhole. What's your excuse?
>
> >>>>Sometimes you're better off paying for it.
>
> >>> That says much more about your own faults than it does about worn-out
> >>> cliches, dude.
>
> >>Why is it a FAULT to get an occasional reach around during a massage?
>
> > The guy is so desperate for physical contact that he claims to have spent
> > half a
> > GRAND on houses of euphemism and you're asking why that's a fault?
>
> > Truth be told, I just think the hypocritical *******'s just got a
> > 103-degree
> > yellow fever, and spews racist comments as a smoke screen to hide the fact
> > that
> > he can't get enough of the h0t AzN Ch1X.
>
> Haskell a racist? Not even in the neighborhood.

Hell no. I always liked the line in Existo, where Arnston's answer
to racism was that "everyone should **** everyone else until
there's no races left." Brilliant.

> You think $500 is a lot to spend?
> That won't even get you an all nighter in a decent hotel.
> Truth be told, Haskell is one of the most level headed, clever people who
> post here.

And generous. They're opening the Father Haskell Home for Wayward
Teenagers in Philly, sometime in early 2008.

> I don't think there's anything wrong with prostitution.
> You're welcome to have your personal feelings about it, but it IS a personal
> choice that's a lot more common than people want to think. Mostly married
> men are the johns, but ask any wife, it's not HER man LOL... well, they're
> somebody's husbands.
> You're probably female, but guess what! So am I and I think prostitution is
> a personal choice.

If it was legal, they could unionize and buy benefits, like health
and
dental.

> Get to know people before you judge them too, would be nice.

Jesus said those very same words, IIRC.

> Haskell is a very smart man and extra down to earth.
>
>
>
> > --
> > The 2-Belo [the2beloATmsdDOTbiglobeDOTneDOTjp]
> > All-Seeing All-Knowing Glorious Emperor for Life, Meow [Ret.]
> > The alt.fan.karl-malden.nose Webcenter Museum:
> >http://www.godhatesjanks.org/webcenter/
> > auk: Hammer of Thor by Special Decree 1999
> > aavf3: mhm21x20
> > Top Usenet Asshole #16
> > Lits Slut #4
>
> > "Bocce, mother****er! Do you speak it?!"
> > -- Uncle Owen, _Star Pulp_
 
Irv Hyatt died this morning at 6:25 after a lengthy bout of alt.flame. The will
states:

[...]

>Haskell a racist? Not even in the neighborhood.

"Hell, if I had anything against the Koreans, I'd never have spent
a sum total of $500 at the local massage parlor."

As if that's all they're good for. Nice dismissal.

>You think $500 is a lot to spend?
>That won't even get you an all nighter in a decent hotel.
>Truth be told, Haskell is one of the most level headed, clever people who
>post here.
>I don't think there's anything wrong with prostitution.

I didn't say there was anything wrong with prostitution, only that there's
nothing more pathetic than a sex-starved man.

>You're probably female, but guess what! So am I

Are you hot?


--
"wait, don't answer that"

The 2-Belo [the2beloATmsdDOTbiglobeDOTneDOTjp]
All-Seeing All-Knowing Glorious Emperor for Life, Meow [Ret.]
The alt.fan.karl-malden.nose Webcenter Museum:
http://www.godhatesjanks.org/webcenter/
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Top Usenet Asshole #16
Lits Slut #4

"Bocce, mother****er! Do you speak it?!"
-- Uncle Owen, _Star Pulp_
 
"The 2-Belo" <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote in message
news:tc4lb3lqtopn81qecnfdo649kinggbhpjj@4ax.com...
> Irv Hyatt died this morning at 6:25 after a lengthy bout of alt.flame. The
> will
> states:
>
> [...]
>
>>Haskell a racist? Not even in the neighborhood.
>
> "Hell, if I had anything against the Koreans, I'd never have spent
> a sum total of $500 at the local massage parlor."
>
> As if that's all they're good for. Nice dismissal.
>
>>You think $500 is a lot to spend?
>>That won't even get you an all nighter in a decent hotel.
>>Truth be told, Haskell is one of the most level headed, clever people who
>>post here.
>>I don't think there's anything wrong with prostitution.
>
> I didn't say there was anything wrong with prostitution, only that
> there's
> nothing more pathetic than a sex-starved man.
>
>>You're probably female, but guess what! So am I
>
> Are you hot?

Like I'd even take a dump on you LOL

>
>
> --
> "wait, don't answer that"
>
> The 2-Belo [the2beloATmsdDOTbiglobeDOTneDOTjp]
> All-Seeing All-Knowing Glorious Emperor for Life, Meow [Ret.]
> The alt.fan.karl-malden.nose Webcenter Museum:
> http://www.godhatesjanks.org/webcenter/
> auk: Hammer of Thor by Special Decree 1999
> aavf3: mhm21x20
> Top Usenet Asshole #16
> Lits Slut #4
>
> "Bocce, mother****er! Do you speak it?!"
> -- Uncle Owen, _Star Pulp_
 
The 2-Belo wrote:
> Irv Hyatt died this morning at 6:25 after a lengthy bout of alt.flame. The will
> >You're probably female, but guess what! So am I
> Are you hot?

nope. titties draggin' on the ground.
 
Father Haskell wrote:
> On Aug 7, 9:17 pm, The 2-Belo <the2b...@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp>
> > Father Haskell died this morning at 6:25 after a lengthy bout of alt.flame. The
> > >Hell, if I had anything against the Koreans, I'd never have spent
> > >a sum total of $500 at the local massage parlor.
> > ...he said, admitting that the only way he could possibly get within a hundred
> > yards of a vagina is through financial compensation.
> Ever been married? Sometimes you're better off paying for it.

Rape is even better.
 
The 2-Belo wrote:
> Father Haskell died this morning at 6:25 after a lengthy bout of alt.flame. The
> >On Aug 7, 9:17 pm, The 2-Belo <the2b...@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp>
> >> Father Haskell died this morning at 6:25 after a lengthy bout of alt.flame. The
> >> >Hell, if I had anything against the Koreans, I'd never have spent
> >> >a sum total of $500 at the local massage parlor.
> >> ...he said, admitting that the only way he could possibly get within a hundred
> >> yards of a vagina is through financial compensation.
> >Ever been married?
> Quite happily so, Haskhole. What's your excuse?

Happily married? Doesn't exist, you ****ing liar!

> >Sometimes you're better off paying for it.
> That says much more about your own faults than it does about worn-out cliches,
> dude.

I raped and gutted my wife's bridesmaid at our wedding reception. Best
sex I ever had. It was all pretty much downhill from there.
 
"Richard Catto" <rrcatto@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:1186664351.434508.263820@w3g2000hsg.googlegroups.com...
> Father Haskell wrote:
>> On Aug 7, 9:17 pm, The 2-Belo <the2b...@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp>
>> > Father Haskell died this morning at 6:25 after a lengthy bout of
>> > alt.flame. The
>> > >Hell, if I had anything against the Koreans, I'd never have spent
>> > >a sum total of $500 at the local massage parlor.
>> > ...he said, admitting that the only way he could possibly get within a
>> > hundred
>> > yards of a vagina is through financial compensation.
>> Ever been married? Sometimes you're better off paying for it.
>
> Rape is even better.

How often do you rape you blow up dolls, porky?
>
 
On Wed, 8 Aug 2007 20:16:57 -0700, "Irv Hyatt" <irvhyatt@ca.rr.com> wrote:

>
>"The 2-Belo" <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote in message
>news:ncskb3ljlkd9pv953uu8qln98ksh7qpk57@4ax.com...
>> Irv Hyatt died this morning at 6:25 after a lengthy bout of alt.flame. The
>> will
>> states:
>>
>>>
>>>"The 2-Belo" <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote in message
>>>news:qt9ib3die70jna7drhk86nakvbs27vqks8@4ax.com...
>>>> Father Haskell died this morning at 6:25 after a lengthy bout of
>>>> alt.flame. The
>>>> will states:
>>>>
>>>>>On Aug 7, 9:17 pm, The 2-Belo <the2b...@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp>
>>>>>wrote:
>>>>>> Father Haskell died this morning at 6:25 after a lengthy bout of
>>>>>> alt.flame. The
>>>>>> will states:
>>>>>>
>>>>>> >Hell, if I had anything against the Koreans, I'd never have spent
>>>>>> >a sum total of $500 at the local massage parlor.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> ...he said, admitting that the only way he could possibly get within a
>>>>>> hundred
>>>>>> yards of a vagina is through financial compensation.
>>>>>
>>>>>Ever been married?
>>>>
>>>> Quite happily so, Haskhole. What's your excuse?
>>>>
>>>>>Sometimes you're better off paying for it.
>>>>
>>>> That says much more about your own faults than it does about worn-out
>>>> cliches, dude.
>>>
>>>Why is it a FAULT to get an occasional reach around during a massage?
>>
>> The guy is so desperate for physical contact that he claims to have spent
>> half a
>> GRAND on houses of euphemism and you're asking why that's a fault?
>>
>> Truth be told, I just think the hypocritical *******'s just got a
>> 103-degree
>> yellow fever, and spews racist comments as a smoke screen to hide the fact
>> that
>> he can't get enough of the h0t AzN Ch1X.
>
>Haskell a racist? Not even in the neighborhood.
>You think $500 is a lot to spend?
>That won't even get you an all nighter in a decent hotel.

****, for $500, Linda Loiodice would not only **** you six ways to Sunday,
she'd blow your basset hound and paint your house too.

--
I got kicked out of Indigo for moving all
the bibles to the "Fiction" section
 
"Velvet Elvis" <nowhere@noplace.org> wrote in message
news:t97nb35cktugspldl6a4jlo0df0pr41nkq@4ax.com...
> On Wed, 8 Aug 2007 20:16:57 -0700, "Irv Hyatt" <irvhyatt@ca.rr.com> wrote:
>
>>
>>"The 2-Belo" <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote in message
>>news:ncskb3ljlkd9pv953uu8qln98ksh7qpk57@4ax.com...
>>> Irv Hyatt died this morning at 6:25 after a lengthy bout of alt.flame.
>>> The
>>> will
>>> states:
>>>
>>>>
>>>>"The 2-Belo" <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote in message
>>>>news:qt9ib3die70jna7drhk86nakvbs27vqks8@4ax.com...
>>>>> Father Haskell died this morning at 6:25 after a lengthy bout of
>>>>> alt.flame. The
>>>>> will states:
>>>>>
>>>>>>On Aug 7, 9:17 pm, The 2-Belo <the2b...@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp>
>>>>>>wrote:
>>>>>>> Father Haskell died this morning at 6:25 after a lengthy bout of
>>>>>>> alt.flame. The
>>>>>>> will states:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> >Hell, if I had anything against the Koreans, I'd never have spent
>>>>>>> >a sum total of $500 at the local massage parlor.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> ...he said, admitting that the only way he could possibly get within
>>>>>>> a
>>>>>>> hundred
>>>>>>> yards of a vagina is through financial compensation.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Ever been married?
>>>>>
>>>>> Quite happily so, Haskhole. What's your excuse?
>>>>>
>>>>>>Sometimes you're better off paying for it.
>>>>>
>>>>> That says much more about your own faults than it does about worn-out
>>>>> cliches, dude.
>>>>
>>>>Why is it a FAULT to get an occasional reach around during a massage?
>>>
>>> The guy is so desperate for physical contact that he claims to have
>>> spent
>>> half a
>>> GRAND on houses of euphemism and you're asking why that's a fault?
>>>
>>> Truth be told, I just think the hypocritical *******'s just got a
>>> 103-degree
>>> yellow fever, and spews racist comments as a smoke screen to hide the
>>> fact
>>> that
>>> he can't get enough of the h0t AzN Ch1X.
>>
>>Haskell a racist? Not even in the neighborhood.
>>You think $500 is a lot to spend?
>>That won't even get you an all nighter in a decent hotel.
>
> ****, for $500, Linda Loiodice would not only **** you six ways to Sunday,
> she'd blow your basset hound and paint your house too.
>
LOL when you're good, so you're so very very good!
> --
> I got kicked out of Indigo for moving all
> the bibles to the "Fiction" section
 

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