The CoB - Church of Bourdon Thread!

brokenangel

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LOL...well, i'm gonna have to check with Faded, but i'm sure she doesn't mind! it's like a major gang-bang on one scared (slash hot)(insanely hot) drummer boy muahaha....it's 5 people against 1 (not that anyone's complaining though....). but you guys have to book a flight out of town too, you know that right? you can't stay there...it's not safe!! me and faded already got that covered (we got our tickets to Switzerland...we're experienced *smiles proudly*) guys are welcome too btw....
 
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And yeah... *swoons* Too dazzled to reply... in words ;) *insert evil laughter here*
ok sorry :D

 

Pheonix791989

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(books flight with money i have left over)

im all good. i think i might convince my brother to come, i need him to drive me places. (thinks weird perverted thoughts about rob) maybe we should also get a hotel conference room for all of us. muwahaha

 

Ravynlee

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Nothing left to say...?

How's about...


http://www.offtopic.forum/data/MetaMirrorCache/db3ec88d8bab3f0bb750ea7890ec9058.jpgMAJOR


DROOLAGE



!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




 

crazy robster

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Major droolage session!!!!! Lol OMFG Rob is ***!! I think I'm gonna faint again...*feels dizzy* No one like you Lord!!!! *bows* Love ya love ya love ya love ya love ya love ya love ya love ya love ya love ya!!!! AAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!! Sis...*pants* get the bottle before it's too late for me... poor Bourdonemic Jojo... *passes out* Those pictures are just too dangerous for me at the mo!!! *Notices blood pressure rise* Uh oh!!! XD
 
Hope you like this one... >.<

Dear Rob in heaven


you're our ***



we want to say thanx to your parents



which have you 'maken' and



give us you



Amen




lol :thumbsup:

 

Ravynlee

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Dear Rob in heaven


you're our ***



we want to say thanx to your parents



which have you 'maken' and



give us you



Amen




lol :thumbsup:
*genuflects*

*collapses on the floor in a puddle*

AMEN!

:thumbsup:

 

Pheonix791989

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ok! we need a hide out too. one with lots of water. and italian and mexican food, those are robs favorites. ugg i got a blister from drumming because i didnt put chalk on my hands.
 

crazy robster

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Thanks for the prayer Josi...and let me add this because I was just staring at one of my fav pics of him and felt like saying it... Whoever hasn't yet discovered Rob's unparallelled perfection and hasn't yet felt the real Bourdie love is miserably blind...

Who can compare to this???

;)

Hope I've justified my statement... Time to go and dehydrate on my own!! Lol

 
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Ravynlee

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There is a ***... and his name is Rob... 'nuff said, really :D

*drools to death*

*drowns*

*electrocuted from licking the screen of my compy*

hahaha... 0_o

<3 <3 <3

 

crazy robster

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There is a ***... and his name is Rob... 'nuff said, really :D
*drools to death*

*drowns*

*electrocuted from licking the screen of my compy*

hahaha... 0_o

<3 <3 <3
Hahahaha THAT's what I'm talking about!!!! Bourdie love can be lethal!!! But it's always a pleasant death!!! Bourdie deserves it!!!! *Joins sis in sweet Bourdie shock* LMAO :thumbsup: :D <-----This is the type of grin we both have on our face right now btw!!! lol

 

Ravynlee

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Haha - nicely put sis, though am wondering if my insurance will cover it... *clause of Death by Bourdon*

Sweet Bourdie Shock... nope... can't think of a batter way to die... no wait... *insert evil laughter here* :rolleyes:

You know with all the general depravity this plays conveys its a wonder we can still classify ourselves as a religious minority of any sort. Of course, most churches condone this sorta behaviour... then again, most churches believe in a heaven AFTER we die. We have living proof heaven exists cause he wears a Matix hat (sometimes, he's growing up now though, but its all good regardless the wrapper the package remains the same) - and having said that when all else fails what better place than to confess ones sins (or wallow in them as the case may be) than in a religious establishment!

Haha... oh dear... need some holy water again...

*commando crawls across the church floor cause her legs are too weak to carry her - blessed be his name*

;)

 

Pheonix791989

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that too. heh heh. i can only imagine what he might think if he popped in to look here in this particular moment.

but i like these plans

 

meteora500

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Ohh...I wanna join this...whatever you wanna call it...Ill take care of the food! And, maybe join in on the excitement. Maybe? what the **** am I talking about?! I will join in on evreything that goes down! *is all excited*
 
This is ROB!!!???? OMFR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I've seen this pic somewhere but I didn't knew it's him....!!! geez!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*wooohhhoooooo....... - screams around - runs around - falls down - faints*

 

Ravynlee

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*Laughs sadistically*

Wow... just... wow, you guys, I'm like so totally speechless... kinda. You're going to such trouble to kidnap and do other unmentionables to big dear sweet wouldn't-harm-a-fly Bourdie (aka CoB free for all 'Gang-bang') and I have so many visuals since this topic started I'm like almost literally for real salivating! *drools and sighs* Wow... I so wish he'd wander in here one day when we're 'doing' said unmentionables to his persona and would love to see his face when he did - litigation time. Wait, doesn't his lawyer have my number on speed-dial again? Oops, forgot. But other than that all I can say is just wow. And so count me in. I'm there. I don't care if I have to swim across the seven seas, I'll dash off now and get a head start of the authorities...

*s******s*

Well, to contribute something to this little... uh, 'plan' you're conspiring *looks surprisingly innocent* I spent the last few minutes playing around with my Ulead prog and came up with this tasty little morsel, see what you think... *giggles like giddy schoolgirl before fainting in a pool of her own drool*

http://www.offtopic.forum/data/MetaMirrorCache/c30dc49e6ed25fd9451914d113c70172.jpg

Take care, TTYL,

-Rav

 

crazy robster

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Hahahaha OF COURSE it's Rob!!! Why do ya all think me and my sis are so obsessive about him??? There's a reason for it!! Actually...there are many reasons!! The man is divine...he is just...blessed... A sweet, soft spoken angel in the body of a gorgeous giant....

ROB IS ***!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



 

brokenangel

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ofcourse u can, faded! lmao...that's awesome..do you see what we've done?! we got like a whole group to join us!!! we rock! *high five*..i love the pic rav!! it's perfect... nobody will suspect a thing..until they join our "special CoB-related"-club *laughs evilly*...okay, well if my partner in crime is BlueRapist...i guess i can be..BrokenTorturer? lol... doesn't make sense, but hey! who cares? okay...rav, phi, twi and meteora500..you guys have to come up with names..and we need a name for this special club...what do ya say BlueRap? what should we call it?

and ofcourse meteora500...we can always use food :p

 
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