The discombobulated family thread.

[Pheonix791989]

ok here we can RP out a discombobulated family XD lets have sum fun

 

[MysteryLpChick]

I haven't RP in like... forever... can I play I have a few experiences with discombobulated family, like at the family BQ. Let me just tell you my auntie and beer and the next door neighbor do not mix.

 

[Ravynlee]

I haven't RP in like... forever... can I play I have a few experiences with discombobulated family' date=' like at the family BQ. Let me just tell you my auntie and beer and the next door neighbor do not mix.[/quote']*bursts out laughing*

That's just a classic! Very visual... hard way to learn a lesson though.

Hmm.

You can be like a relative too. An auntie??? *chuckles* This ought to be good for a laugh...

Okay Mel, how do we start this thing? Does it come with an instruction manual? *looks around for one exasperatedly*

Mr B: we don't need one. I'll show you how its' done...

Typical guys - feel like they can do everything/anything without reading the manual. Manuals are just 'suggestions.'

Your father would be no different.

Men. *groan* Wait til all your 'uncles' get together for a visit... oi! *slaps forehead*

Still waiting on confirmation of adoption from your possible brother.

Have reprimanded your sister for the whole cookie-stealing incident, but throwing drumsticks at her is not the best form of retaliation.

Your 'dad' (in the background): "that's not how you throw a drumstick, this is how you throw a stick..." *tosses a Vater stick across the room, knocks out the family dog*

Uh... thanks dear.

Now Mel, go clean your room

*laughs*

How weird is this? XDDD

 

[MysteryLpChick]

lol that's pretty werid.

How about on after your father's funeral you come home and the lights don't work for like four days. So, you stay with your friends house, and their church is basically a cult and then you go to your auntie house to stay. She leaves you, your mother, and your blind, evil grandmother in the house by themselves, with the doors unlock and she has the keys. Doesn't come home till like 12 something in the afternoon, and she slept with the guy across the street and she doesn't know him

Yeah sure going over there to cook sasuages.

Or a cousin who use to play with Barbie dolls... he's a boy

 

[Pheonix791989]

wow. mom! Dad hit the boxer puppy again! But I cleaned my room this morning as well as polishing dad's drumkit and mine too! I wanna go get icecream or something.

"dad: go ask your mum.

me: but she's not her...

dad: then go ask your sister

me: shes not here either. no one's here xcept u me and an unconcious dog. ><

*throws drumsticks all around while trying to steal dad's hat*

 

[MysteryLpChick]

I think we pooked the dogs eye out. So, anyway, I take you for some icecream as we meet a few good men on the way.

 

[Pheonix791989]

yay! let's take dad's car and maybe we can sneak out....(dad starts shouting as Mystery and I try to steal the keys.)

darn it we almost made it out

 

[MysteryLpChick]

Fudge, I wanted some fudge, too. I know where dad keeps his spare keys in his dirty drawer, where he keeps a lot of dirty stuff. When he goes to sleep we'll just sneak in his office and get them.

 

[Pheonix791989]

is he asleep yet? (whispers loudly) whoops, maybe that was too loud. well if we put uncle brads head phones on him maybe he wont hear anything...

 

[MysteryLpChick]

Yeah, that's a good idea. You do that, and I'll sneak in. *Phi goes and gets Brad's headphones and puts them on daddy's head.*

 

[Pheonix791989]

wow dad looks a little like uncle brad with out the huge fro. (tilts head) nah, brads skinnier and is built like popsicle sticks. did you get the keys?

 

[MysteryLpChick]

Up... but Phi, can I ask you question? Why does dad have pictures of Sailor Moon and Chobits. *Looks at the pictures, then a look of disguet* Eww, Phi let's just go I'm already scared. But seeing our boyfriends will make things better... hopefully

 

[Pheonix791989]

>< wow, so thats who's been getting into my Chobits books. I wonder tho, do you know what happened to my naruto books? ah well. lets get going! I say we cut our losses and go to the beach

 

[MysteryLpChick]

**** yes. *Tips toe along with Phi into the garage and hopes into the Mustang. Starts up the car and speeds out of there* I hope daddy didn't hear that, he does have Brad's headphones on so he can't hear nothing.

 

[Pheonix791989]

XD yeah. whoo hoo! Lets go pick up our BF's and go to the beach!!

 

[MysteryLpChick]

*Drives to boyfriends houses and honks the horn and waits for them to come out* So, Phi you want the backseat or the steerwheel?

 

[Pheonix791989]

I'll take the back as long as we can put the top down. (grab's jacks hand and kisses him) lets get movin!

 

[MysteryLpChick]

*Opens the door for Ray* Come on Ray let's go to the beach. *Speeds off towards the park. Comes to a red light and sees an hot asian boy wanting drag race* Hey, Phi does he look familiar and the boy sitting next to him. I wonder who they are? *Secretly, wishes she was single*

 

[Pheonix791989]

well lets race him. I wanna see how fast dads car can go

jack: great, not again. shes gonna crash the car like last time.

Me: I'm not driving. this time.