*Grabs the phone and slowly pulls into a abandon parking lot*
Mom: Where's dad?
Me: I don't know. Where are you?
Mom: At home. Where are you?
Me: I asked you first
Mom: I'm your mother
Me: Not by birth.
Mom: Don't get sassy with me young lady
Me: You just happened to be picked up off the street... oh, wait there's your first clue to where dad is bye.
*Hangs up the phone*
Me: We have to get back, Phi, dirty mommy has some problems with dad again.
(I have to go, I'll be back soon, Phi.)