The discombobulated family thread.

[Pheonix791989]

phi: lets bring fribby with us.

 

[MysteryLpChick]

Me: Yeah, dad likes Frib, he can't say no when he sees Frib. I just hope dirty mom didn't say some **** about us again, though. Littler liar.

*Drives and drops Ray and Jack home then drives home*

 

[meteora500]

*randomly jumps in the trunk hopeing nobody saw her*

 

[Pheonix791989]

Phi: I think sumthins in the boot.

 

[MysteryLpChick]

Me: Wow, our family just gets bigger and bigger every second... I see you... you can't hide from me.

 

[Pheonix791989]

Phi: I'm a ninja you cant see me

 

[MysteryLpChick]

Me: Well, I can't see Phi... but I can see dead people... oh my ***, look behind you!

 

[Pheonix791989]

Phi: oh no! Zabuza's come back to haunt me! (uses thousand years of pain on him)

Kenji#2: great, it looks like she just shoved something up zabuzas ****.

phi: shut up kenji or I'll burn you to a crisp

 

[MysteryLpChick]

Me: Oh, such pain... hey who's driving the car?

 

[Pheonix791989]

phi: Kenji #2 is. he is my split personality.

Kenji#2: I'm better then you

Phi: ox, tiger, fire style fireball technique!

 

[MysteryLpChick]

Me: That explains a lot of things... how the **** gets to school fast. I see grandpa a lot, he telling me some juice stuff about our family.

*Looks at Kenji #2*

Me: Can you like drive faster or do you want to get in trouble.

 

[Pheonix791989]

Kenji#2: I'm already going 15 over and I dont even have a licenes.

Phi: shut up and drive

 

[MysteryLpChick]

*Kenji # 2 drives up into the drive way. The three step out slowly and head up the back stairs. There is someone sitting on the back porch. Mystery picks up a stick and throws at the person. The light clicks on.*

Me: Uncle Brad? Why the **** are you sitting in the dark?

 

[Greyfoxx]

Grey: *has been floating in mid-air watching this all unfold and nobody seems to see a great big blue ball of fire*

 

[Pheonix791989]

phi: its uncle brad? whats he doin here?

 

[Greyfoxx]

Grey: dont know..... or maybe i do and i just dont know it

 

[Dark Angel]

DA walks in, stares around.

wtf?! blue fire and greyfoxx is flying around? *runs away*

 

[Greyfoxx]

Grey: i made the blue fire! BE AFRIAD!

 

[MysteryLpChick]

Me: Someone needs to tell Uncle Brad to cut his hair. Uncle Brad why are you scaring us by sitting in the dark and where is daddy and dirty mommy?

 

[Greyfoxx]

Grey: i think they left for a motel or something, thats what i herad floating around up here