The Official **** list!

[RoyalOrleans]

**** my isolation and my aversion to my neighbors. I only have one drinking buddy, ya know! Gawdammit.

 

[angie]

Jack Daniels??

 

[RoyalOrleans]

Jack Daniels??

What the **** are you talking about?

 

[angie]

What the **** are you talking about?

Your one drinking buddy.

 

[RoyalOrleans]

Your one drinking buddy.

Jack and I are fairly close, but I hang out with Evan Williams these days.

 

[RoyalOrleans]

**** Directory Assistance! This **** gave me a wrong number!

 

[RoyalOrleans]

**** Canada!

 

[builder]

**** Castlemaine Perkins.

Carlton United make a much better beer.

 

[RoyalOrleans]

**** hangovers.

 

[builder]

**** waking up drunk with more beer in the fridge.

 

[RoyalOrleans]

**** my writer's block! Damn!

 

[builder]

**** my blocker's right, damn.

 

[builder]

**** Naomi Campbell. I dreamt she was on my lap again this morning. Bony arse thing.

 

[RoyalOrleans]

**** all of you. Every last ****ing one of you.

 

[builder]

**** the waste of good air that idiots breathe.

 

[Hugh G. Rekshun]

**** the "Land Down Under", mate!
Every last Sheila, bloke and bloody ankle biter

 

[8_BALL]

**** World Peace

 

[Outlaw2747]

**** Imperialist Warmongers
**** Stupid Ass Teens
**** Adults on par With the Stupid Ass Teens

 

[builder]

**** the "Land Down Under", mate!
Every last Sheila, bloke and bloody ankle biter

I ain't your mate, rekshun. Go suck someone else's ****.

**** ****suckers,
and the horse they rode in on.

 

[Cogito Ergo Sum]

I ain't your mate, rekshun. Go suck someone else's ****.

**** ****suckers,
and the horse they rode in on.

Australia...so much more than the land of ******* offspring from convicted criminals...

although we haven't quite figured out what that "much more" is yet...