Timmay is literally Burnore's bitch.

"Santa's Little Helper" <none@dev.null> wrote in message
news:2rn6g3dg243dftngvisqjndipetjg59lpm@4ax.com...
> On Mon, 01 Oct 2007 23:08:08 -0400 Meat Plow <meat@petitmorte.net> wrote
> in Message id: <19p265.f2i.19.2@news.alt.net>:
>
> >On Mon, 01 Oct 2007 20:05:45 -0500, Scott Campbell wrote:
> >
> >> Aratzio wrote:
> >>> On Sat, 29 Sep 2007 00:14:24 +0100, in the land of
> >>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Timmay!
> >>> <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> got double secret probation for writing:
> >>
> >> [...] Dumb & Dumber
> >>
> >>> It is amazing the convolutions of logic that the hard of thinking must
> >>> go through to create a world where they are anything but what reality
> >>> says they are.
> >>
> >> <wince>
> >>
> >> Not too stilted, Ratz.
> >>
> >> Why do you insist on making a no-talent like Thorne appear
> >> semi-competent by comparison? Either un**** yourself and
> >> bring some heat or go away and die painfully, you profoundly
> >> unfunny, uninteresting, uninspired hack. You'd have to work
> >> your way UP several levels of tedium just to be classified as
> >> a garden-variety dullard. Of all the weak vomit flecks
> >> inhabitating AUK, your tired, predictable, by-the-numbers
> >> efforts stand alone.
> >
> >Aw you ran to Timmay!'s rescue. Well sort of, with your double edge
rubber
> >sword.
> >
> >heh
>
> Meat Plow to the rescue!

He's got a brother named: Meat Pounder!


Number One
 
On Wed, 03 Oct 2007 05:20:30 -0400, in
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Santa's Little Helper
<none@dev.null> bloviated:

>On Tue, 02 Oct 2007 18:07:45 -0700 Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
>wrote in Message id: <vhq5g31rlmdc8ln8ak51brakg19pvt7l31@4ax.com>:
>
>>
>>PS: Before your voices start clamoring, no, I did not even bother
>>wading through your muck.
>
>Ratzo limps off into the sunset, tail between his legs...
>
>Haw Haw!

<pats head>
Yes, brave Sir Robin, you just tell yourself that.

--

Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

Aratzio - Usenet ruiner #2
 
On Wed, 03 Oct 2007 05:23:12 -0400, in
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Santa's Little Helper
<none@dev.null> bloviated:

>On Mon, 01 Oct 2007 23:08:08 -0400 Meat Plow <meat@petitmorte.net> wrote
>in Message id: <19p265.f2i.19.2@news.alt.net>:
>
>>On Mon, 01 Oct 2007 20:05:45 -0500, Scott Campbell wrote:
>>
>>> Aratzio wrote:
>>>> On Sat, 29 Sep 2007 00:14:24 +0100, in the land of
>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Timmay!
>>>> <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> got double secret probation for writing:
>>>
>>> [...] Dumb & Dumber
>>>
>>>> It is amazing the convolutions of logic that the hard of thinking must
>>>> go through to create a world where they are anything but what reality
>>>> says they are.
>>>
>>> <wince>
>>>
>>> Not too stilted, Ratz.
>>>
>>> Why do you insist on making a no-talent like Thorne appear
>>> semi-competent by comparison? Either un**** yourself and
>>> bring some heat or go away and die painfully, you profoundly
>>> unfunny, uninteresting, uninspired hack. You'd have to work
>>> your way UP several levels of tedium just to be classified as
>>> a garden-variety dullard. Of all the weak vomit flecks
>>> inhabitating AUK, your tired, predictable, by-the-numbers
>>> efforts stand alone.
>>
>>Aw you ran to Timmay!'s rescue. Well sort of, with your double edge rubber
>>sword.
>>
>>heh
>
>Meat Plow to the rescue!

And a fine Pee Wee Herman from brave Sir Robin.

--

Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

Aratzio - Usenet ruiner #2
 
On Wed, 03 Oct 2007 15:48:14 +0900, The 2-Belo
<the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:

>Timmay! totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a withering cloud of snot:
>
>>The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
>>>Timmay! totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a withering cloud of snot:
>>[...]
>>>>Did you enjoy thinking? Must be a new sensation for you.
>>>
>>>Did you enjoy your cascade, you grogan-biting hypocrite?
>>
>>You should be busy making presents for all the good boys and girls
>>around the world, halfling. Get back to work.
>
>Lately I tend to regard you as one of those pull-string doll toys with a speaker
>in its polyethylene skull that barks out the same phrases over and over, like
>some kind of perverted Chatty Cathy with a bad accent. And a wit to match.
>
>I would have thought at least something would have changed in you over the
>past eight or nine goddamned years -- a nervous breakdown, a revelation that
>you're actually Thomas Harden, a conversion to Buddhism, anything -- but here
>you are, running the program you came in with. Over, and over again.
>
>I can stretch the simile and state that the reason for your longevity -- and as
>I keep telling other ****heads in this group ( waves to Bill Cleere and Stain ),
>longevity alone never equals skill -- is that like the aforementioned dusty
>doll, you don't even have any batteries to rip out and throw out the window with
>a gleeful, sinister giggle. You are a purely mechanical automaton that, like
>Frank Lambert's lead phonograph, might still even be audible 129 years from
>now... but will suck just as much.
>
>Although that, of course, can be remedied.
>
> breaks Thorne's plastic head off over his knee

wheres my japanese hotty you promised youd ship me, you fibber?

--
dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj

this signature might or might not be for mimus.
but it is for hatchetmama and shirley and smee.

and LaBlueGirl and Dr. Flonkenstein.
farewell for the time being, frankb. may you learn
more mysteries on the other side than one can count
on this plane.
 
On Wed, 03 Oct 2007 10:40:49 -0400, in
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG>
bloviated:

>On Wed, 03 Oct 2007 15:48:14 +0900, The 2-Belo
><the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
>
>>Timmay! totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a withering cloud of snot:
>>
>>>The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
>>>>Timmay! totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a withering cloud of snot:
>>>[...]
>>>>>Did you enjoy thinking? Must be a new sensation for you.
>>>>
>>>>Did you enjoy your cascade, you grogan-biting hypocrite?
>>>
>>>You should be busy making presents for all the good boys and girls
>>>around the world, halfling. Get back to work.
>>
>>Lately I tend to regard you as one of those pull-string doll toys with a speaker
>>in its polyethylene skull that barks out the same phrases over and over, like
>>some kind of perverted Chatty Cathy with a bad accent. And a wit to match.
>>
>>I would have thought at least something would have changed in you over the
>>past eight or nine goddamned years -- a nervous breakdown, a revelation that
>>you're actually Thomas Harden, a conversion to Buddhism, anything -- but here
>>you are, running the program you came in with. Over, and over again.
>>
>>I can stretch the simile and state that the reason for your longevity -- and as
>>I keep telling other ****heads in this group ( waves to Bill Cleere and Stain ),
>>longevity alone never equals skill -- is that like the aforementioned dusty
>>doll, you don't even have any batteries to rip out and throw out the window with
>>a gleeful, sinister giggle. You are a purely mechanical automaton that, like
>>Frank Lambert's lead phonograph, might still even be audible 129 years from
>>now... but will suck just as much.
>>
>>Although that, of course, can be remedied.
>>
>> breaks Thorne's plastic head off over his knee
>
>wheres my japanese hotty you promised youd ship me, you fibber?

You want the 2-belo to be your pimp?

Wouldn't that be more in line with Wavy?

--

Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

Aratzio - Usenet ruiner #2
 
On Wed, 03 Oct 2007 05:23:12 -0400, Santa's Little Helper wrote:

> On Mon, 01 Oct 2007 23:08:08 -0400 Meat Plow <meat@petitmorte.net> wrote
> in Message id: <19p265.f2i.19.2@news.alt.net>:
>
>>On Mon, 01 Oct 2007 20:05:45 -0500, Scott Campbell wrote:
>>
>>> Aratzio wrote:
>>>> On Sat, 29 Sep 2007 00:14:24 +0100, in the land of
>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Timmay!
>>>> <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> got double secret probation for writing:
>>>
>>> [...] Dumb & Dumber
>>>
>>>> It is amazing the convolutions of logic that the hard of thinking must
>>>> go through to create a world where they are anything but what reality
>>>> says they are.
>>>
>>> <wince>
>>>
>>> Not too stilted, Ratz.
>>>
>>> Why do you insist on making a no-talent like Thorne appear
>>> semi-competent by comparison? Either un**** yourself and
>>> bring some heat or go away and die painfully, you profoundly
>>> unfunny, uninteresting, uninspired hack. You'd have to work
>>> your way UP several levels of tedium just to be classified as
>>> a garden-variety dullard. Of all the weak vomit flecks
>>> inhabitating AUK, your tired, predictable, by-the-numbers
>>> efforts stand alone.
>>
>>Aw you ran to Timmay!'s rescue. Well sort of, with your double edge rubber
>>sword.
>>
>>heh
>
> Meat Plow to the rescue!

What's the phrase I'm looking for here? Ah yes, Monkey See Monkey Do does
it up nicely.
 
Meat Plow <meat@petitmorte.net> wrote:
>Timmay! wrote:
>
><snip froth and foam>
>
>> Shall I write the spank claim now?
>
>Ruff, ruff.

[throws stick]

Fetch!

--
Timmay!

Kook of the Month May 1999
Golden Killfile Sept 1999
Looney Maroon Dec 1998
Looney Maroon Feb 1999
Palmjob Paddle Nov 1999
Palmjob Paddle Oct 2000
George Pickett Sept 2000
George Pickett Oct 2000
Busted Urinal Award
George Armstrong Custer "Kicked @$$" Award
Tar & Feathers Award
Kook Kard Deck, Three of Spades
 
Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> got double secret probation for writing:
>>"Scott Campbell" <thundering_puddles@msn.com> wrote:
>>
>>>Why do you insist on making a no-talent like Thorne appear
>>>semi-competent by comparison?
>>
>>You could always pick up that Iraq thread you hastily dropped and show
>>the pissant how its done, if you can manage not to repeat Dubya's
>>words half a dozen times.
>
>Wow, Dimmy, pissing on about someone being repetitive.

No prizes for guessing who.

"delusional"
<vpkvf3trkmb53dv8v7o3aucdpokavdnt1i@4ax.com>

"delusions"
<vpkvf3trkmb53dv8v7o3aucdpokavdnt1i@4ax.com>

"delusional"
<8dt2g3dnip6nsuf0ar0ng6ah7t2un9pe2g@4ax.com>

"delusional"
<8dt2g3dnip6nsuf0ar0ng6ah7t2un9pe2g@4ax.com>

"delusional"
<8dt2g3dnip6nsuf0ar0ng6ah7t2un9pe2g@4ax.com>

"delusion"
<8dt2g3dnip6nsuf0ar0ng6ah7t2un9pe2g@4ax.com>

"Delusion"
<8dt2g3dnip6nsuf0ar0ng6ah7t2un9pe2g@4ax.com>

"delusional"
<vhq5g31rlmdc8ln8ak51brakg19pvt7l31@4ax.com>

"delusional"
<vhq5g31rlmdc8ln8ak51brakg19pvt7l31@4ax.com>

--
Timmay!

Kook of the Month May 1999
Golden Killfile Sept 1999
Looney Maroon Dec 1998
Looney Maroon Feb 1999
Palmjob Paddle Nov 1999
Palmjob Paddle Oct 2000
George Pickett Sept 2000
George Pickett Oct 2000
Busted Urinal Award
George Armstrong Custer "Kicked @$$" Award
Tar & Feathers Award
Kook Kard Deck, Three of Spades
 
Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> got double secret probation for writing:

[...] (The white flag is raised and cries of 'mercy' are heard.)

>PS: Before your voices start clamoring, no, I did not even bother
>wading through your muck.

You really should go through that post. There are an awful lot of
salient points you've clumsily attempted to dodge. If you think you're
going to continue to post to alt.flame unhindered, think again. I am
going harass you into straightening out each point until I'm fully
satisfied with your response.

Thanks for confirming your spank.

<tips hat>

--
Timmay!

Kook of the Month May 1999
Golden Killfile Sept 1999
Looney Maroon Dec 1998
Looney Maroon Feb 1999
Palmjob Paddle Nov 1999
Palmjob Paddle Oct 2000
George Pickett Sept 2000
George Pickett Oct 2000
Busted Urinal Award
George Armstrong Custer "Kicked @$$" Award
Tar & Feathers Award
Kook Kard Deck, Three of Spades
 
The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
>Timmay! totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a withering cloud of snot:
[...]
>>You should be busy making presents for all the good boys and girls
>>around the world, halfling. Get back to work.
>
>Lately [...]

Sometimes it can be hard to muster up enough bile to construct a
flame. I try to picture the other person in my mind and then adlib
accordingly. When I picture you I look down to see an angry stunted
shrunken individual constantly venting his ire. You're just so short I
can't take you seriously, halfling.

--
Timmay!

Kook of the Month May 1999
Golden Killfile Sept 1999
Looney Maroon Dec 1998
Looney Maroon Feb 1999
Palmjob Paddle Nov 1999
Palmjob Paddle Oct 2000
George Pickett Sept 2000
George Pickett Oct 2000
Busted Urinal Award
George Armstrong Custer "Kicked @$$" Award
Tar & Feathers Award
Kook Kard Deck, Three of Spades
 
Suzieflame <suzieflame@yachtmail.com> wrote:
>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>Suzieflame <suzieflame@yachtmail.com> wrote:
[...]
>>>Did you really just type that lame-ass excuse for a flame and hit
>>>send?
>>
>>Ahhh, the stunningly crafted 'lame' lame is utilised. You've hit rock
>>bottom.
>
>Let's be clear: sometimes a lame really is a lame, and "thinking = a
>new sensation for you" is so pisspoor it's not even a third rate lame.
>Useless newbies like Jet wouldn't use that kind of material for fear
>of being rightly humiliated. It's telling you see it as premo material

I look down the entirety of this thread and I don't see any thought
from you at all. Its just a monotonous pile of recycled drivel. Your
entire Usenet posting history is replete with such gems. You seem to
be content with trying to match what has been posted. I'm probably
guilty of that too, but I thought you'd picked up the thread because
you something new to say. Clearly not. You're just an echo from 1999.

>>Could you switch the lights off on your way out of alt.flame? Thanks.
>
>Begging me to leave, Dimmay?

Stay and humiliate yourself if you must.

--
Timmay!

"I wonder if aft realises they're taking killfile advice from Usenet's
No.1 newsgroup invader?" Fifth-rate Suzieflame pays homage in
<77b0od$ub2$1@nnrp1.dejanews.com>
 
Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>Santa's Little Helper <none@dev.null> bloviated:
>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>>
>>>PS: Before your voices start clamoring, no, I did not even bother
>>>wading through your muck.
>>
>>Ratzo limps off into the sunset, tail between his legs...
>>
>>Haw Haw!
>
><pats head>
>Yes, brave Sir Robin, you just tell yourself that.

I wonder how many others would agree that you just got spanked.

--
Timmay!

Kook of the Month May 1999
Golden Killfile Sept 1999
Looney Maroon Dec 1998
Looney Maroon Feb 1999
Palmjob Paddle Nov 1999
Palmjob Paddle Oct 2000
George Pickett Sept 2000
George Pickett Oct 2000
Busted Urinal Award
George Armstrong Custer "Kicked @$$" Award
Tar & Feathers Award
Kook Kard Deck, Three of Spades
 
On Wed, 03 Oct 2007 21:53:30 +0100, in the land of
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Timmay!
<timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> got double secret probation for writing:

>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> got double secret probation for writing:
>>>"Scott Campbell" <thundering_puddles@msn.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>>Why do you insist on making a no-talent like Thorne appear
>>>>semi-competent by comparison?
>>>
>>>You could always pick up that Iraq thread you hastily dropped and show
>>>the pissant how its done, if you can manage not to repeat Dubya's
>>>words half a dozen times.
>>
>>Wow, Dimmy, pissing on about someone being repetitive.
>
>No prizes for guessing who.
>
>"delusional"
><vpkvf3trkmb53dv8v7o3aucdpokavdnt1i@4ax.com>

Well, I see you recognize the common thread for your posts.

--

Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

Aratzio - Usenet ruiner #2
 
On Wed, 03 Oct 2007 21:53:56 +0100, in the land of
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Timmay!
<timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> got double secret probation for writing:

>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> got double secret probation for writing:
>
>[...] (The white flag is raised and cries of 'mercy' are heard.)
>
>>PS: Before your voices start clamoring, no, I did not even bother
>>wading through your muck.
>

As predicted, again, Dimmy make his standard delusional claims, in his
standard yappy chihuahua manner with the standard results.


--

Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

Aratzio - Usenet ruiner #2
 
On Wed, 03 Oct 2007 21:54:14 +0100, in the land of
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Timmay!
<timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> got double secret probation for writing:

>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>>Santa's Little Helper <none@dev.null> bloviated:
>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>>PS: Before your voices start clamoring, no, I did not even bother
>>>>wading through your muck.
>>>
>>>Ratzo limps off into the sunset, tail between his legs...
>>>
>>>Haw Haw!
>>
>><pats head>
>>Yes, brave Sir Robin, you just tell yourself that.
>
>I wonder how many others would agree that you just got spanked.

2 Hours: <crickets> (maybe your fellow kooks will be along)

--

Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

Aratzio - Usenet ruiner #2
 
On Wed, 03 Oct 2007 21:53:19 +0100, Timmay! wrote:

> Meat Plow <meat@petitmorte.net> wrote:
>>Timmay! wrote:
>>
>><snip froth and foam>
>>
>>> Shall I write the spank claim now?
>>
>>Ruff, ruff.
>
> [throws stick]
>
> Fetch!

Now /THAT'S/ a flame!

When shall I throw in the towel?

snork
 
On Wed, 03 Oct 2007 21:54:00 +0100, Timmay! wrote:

> Sometimes it can be hard to muster up enough bile to construct a
> flame.

When will I be seeing one from you? I've been waiting for several years so
it's time you produce one or just **** off.
 
On Wed, 03 Oct 2007 21:54:14 +0100, Timmay! wrote:

> Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>>Santa's Little Helper <none@dev.null> bloviated:
>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>>PS: Before your voices start clamoring, no, I did not even bother
>>>>wading through your muck.
>>>
>>>Ratzo limps off into the sunset, tail between his legs...
>>>
>>>Haw Haw!
>>
>><pats head>
>>Yes, brave Sir Robin, you just tell yourself that.
>
> I wonder how many other kooks would agree that you just got spanked.

I fixed your typo.
 
On Wed, 03 Oct 2007 15:56:18 -0700, Aratzio wrote:

> On Wed, 03 Oct 2007 21:54:14 +0100, in the land of
> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Timmay!
> <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> got double secret probation for writing:
>
>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>>>Santa's Little Helper <none@dev.null> bloviated:
>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>PS: Before your voices start clamoring, no, I did not even bother
>>>>>wading through your muck.
>>>>
>>>>Ratzo limps off into the sunset, tail between his legs...
>>>>
>>>>Haw Haw!
>>>
>>><pats head>
>>>Yes, brave Sir Robin, you just tell yourself that.
>>
>>I wonder how many others would agree that you just got spanked.
>
> 2 Hours: <crickets> (maybe your fellow kooks will be along)

3 Hours: <tumbleweeds, coyote howls> (maybe his fellow kooks won't be
along)
 
Meat Plow <meat@petitmorte.net> wrote:

>What's the phrase I'm looking for here?

If it goes to form, something about irony meters.

--
Timmay!

Kook of the Month May 1999
Golden Killfile Sept 1999
Looney Maroon Dec 1998
Looney Maroon Feb 1999
Palmjob Paddle Nov 1999
Palmjob Paddle Oct 2000
George Pickett Sept 2000
George Pickett Oct 2000
Busted Urinal Award
George Armstrong Custer "Kicked @$$" Award
Tar & Feathers Award
Kook Kard Deck, Three of Spades
 

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