Timmay is literally Burnore's bitch.

[Aratzio]

On Sat, 29 Sep 2007 00:14:24 +0100, in the land of
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Timmay!
<timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> got double secret probation for writing:

>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> got double secret probation for writing:
>[...]
>>>Still only one stupid kook in sight. This has to be a first.
>>
>>Wow, my credibility just took a hit.
>
>You never had any in the first place.

Not like you could think of a line with out me feeding you with
sarcasm. You are pathetic. It is like when everyone gets bored with
these monotonic lames you claim to be flames and walks away shaking
their head, you then prance and preen claiming your victory once more.

It is amazing the convolutions of logic that the hard of thinking must
go through to create a world where they are anything but what reality
says they are. Yes, Dimmy, that would be you. Delusions of adequacy
dance in that teacup sized brain.

>
>>Dayam, what shall I do, deary me, called a kook, by a multi-award winner.
>
>Hopefully you'll get the message that constantly making yourself a
>laughing stock with these tepid displays of your mediocre (f)laming
>talent and endeavour to dive in front of a bus, allowing spam to
>improve the signal to noise ratio in AF.

What flaming, Dimmy? Sarcasm and pointing out your lack of skills in
any arena could hardly be called flaming. Toss in that a moron like
you imagines anyone is subbing alt.lame just makes it that much more
pathetic.

I suppose winning all your kook awards was somewhat disturbing, for
such a weak minded sot as yourself, but I am sure the train went all
the way off the tracks when you realized how many people consider you
an obsessive stalking froot loop and made you Gary's personal punch
bag.


--

Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

Aratzio - Usenet ruiner #2

 

[Suzieflame]

On Sat, 29 Sep 2007 00:14:16 +0100, Timmay!
<timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:

>Suzieflame <suzieflame@yachtmail.com> wrote:
>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>>Suzieflame <suzieflame@yachtmail.com> wrote:
>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>>>>Suzieflame <suzieflame@yachtmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>Suzieflame <suzieflame@yachtmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>Suzieflame <suzieflame@yachtmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>Suzieflame <suzieflame@yachtmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>Suzieflame <suzieflame@yachtmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Suzieflame <suzieflame@yachtmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Suzieflame <suzieflame@yachtmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Suzieflame <suzieflame@yachtmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Suzieflame <suzieflame@yachtmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I'd be grateful if there was less mediocrity crossposted to alt.flame
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Please make a note not to allow Timmay to cross-post into alt.flame.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Tired of felching Burnore already, Snooze?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Tired of being Gary's bitch yet, Timmay?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Tired of being made to run around in circles like a labrat, Snooze?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Tired of being a Usenet clown for nigh on 10 years, Timmay?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Tired of shooting fish in a barrel with only a water pistol in your
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>armory, Snooze?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Tired of still being made fun of over your "three ****ing weeks" faux
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>pas, Timmay?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Still smarting after being spanked by a bunch of wannabe hobbits,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>elves and wizards?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Still trying to shake the legacy of being Big Daddy Zeus' runty little
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>sidekick?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>Still posting to Usenet and pretending to be a woman, crossdresser?
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>Still hoping to be mistaken for someone from the South of England,
>>>>>>>>>>>>Timmay?
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>Still hoping to be taken by a man, transsexual?
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>Finally given up on the hope of being accepted and liked, Fyshy?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>I'm close to giving up hope that you're going to flame me this month.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>I'm close to realizing why BDZ left you to whither on the vine.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>If you're close to realising anything then you must have taken a heavy
>>>>>>>blow on the head recently.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>If you're close to crying, let it all out - I'm sure Burnore will give
>>>>>>you a day off from fluffing him.
>>>>>
>>>>>If you're tired of sucking that cue ball, I'll have a word with
>>>>>O'Neill and get him to give a day off from being his gimp.
>>>>
>>>>Once you get a day off, try not to spend it sending messages about how
>>>>you have to take a whole ****ing day off.
>>>
>>>Did you enjoy your day off from being O'Neill's gimp?
>>
>>Did you enjoy being voted Gary's bitch?
>
>Did you enjoy sucking O'Neill's cue ball for hours on end?

Did you enjoy having the new accolade added to your .sig for you?

Suzie
--
Suzieflame

 

[Timmay!]

Suzieflame <suzieflame@yachtmail.com> wrote:
>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>Suzieflame <suzieflame@yachtmail.com> wrote:
>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>>>Suzieflame <suzieflame@yachtmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>>>>>Suzieflame <suzieflame@yachtmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>>Suzieflame <suzieflame@yachtmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>Suzieflame <suzieflame@yachtmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>Suzieflame <suzieflame@yachtmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Suzieflame <suzieflame@yachtmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Suzieflame <suzieflame@yachtmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Suzieflame <suzieflame@yachtmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Suzieflame <suzieflame@yachtmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Suzieflame <suzieflame@yachtmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I'd be grateful if there was less mediocrity crossposted to alt.flame
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Please make a note not to allow Timmay to cross-post into alt.flame.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Tired of felching Burnore already, Snooze?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Tired of being Gary's bitch yet, Timmay?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Tired of being made to run around in circles like a labrat, Snooze?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Tired of being a Usenet clown for nigh on 10 years, Timmay?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Tired of shooting fish in a barrel with only a water pistol in your
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>armory, Snooze?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Tired of still being made fun of over your "three ****ing weeks" faux
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>pas, Timmay?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Still smarting after being spanked by a bunch of wannabe hobbits,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>elves and wizards?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Still trying to shake the legacy of being Big Daddy Zeus' runty little
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>sidekick?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Still posting to Usenet and pretending to be a woman, crossdresser?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>Still hoping to be mistaken for someone from the South of England,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>Timmay?
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>Still hoping to be taken by a man, transsexual?
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>Finally given up on the hope of being accepted and liked, Fyshy?
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>I'm close to giving up hope that you're going to flame me this month.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>I'm close to realizing why BDZ left you to whither on the vine.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>If you're close to realising anything then you must have taken a heavy
>>>>>>>>blow on the head recently.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>If you're close to crying, let it all out - I'm sure Burnore will give
>>>>>>>you a day off from fluffing him.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>If you're tired of sucking that cue ball, I'll have a word with
>>>>>>O'Neill and get him to give a day off from being his gimp.
>>>>>
>>>>>Once you get a day off, try not to spend it sending messages about how
>>>>>you have to take a whole ****ing day off.
>>>>
>>>>Did you enjoy your day off from being O'Neill's gimp?
>>>
>>>Did you enjoy being voted Gary's bitch?
>>
>>Did you enjoy sucking O'Neill's cue ball for hours on end?
>
>Did you enjoy having the new accolade added to your .sig for you?

Did you enjoy reading my sig, fith-rate wannabe?

--
Timmay!

"I wonder if aft realises they're taking killfile advice from Usenet's
No.1 newsgroup invader?" Fifth-rate Suzieflame pays homage in
<77b0od$ub2$1@nnrp1.dejanews.com>

 

[Timmay!]

Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> got double secret probation for writing:
>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> got double secret probation for writing:
>>[...]
>>>>Still only one stupid kook in sight. This has to be a first.
>>>
>>>Wow, my credibility just took a hit.
>>
>>You never had any in the first place.
>
>Not like you could think of a line with out me feeding you with sarcasm.

If you wanna wear a big sign that screams 'kick me', its best not to
whine about being kicked, unless you enjoy whining?

>You are pathetic. It is like when everyone gets bored with these
>monotonic lames you claim to be flames and walks away shaking their
>head, you then prance and preen claiming your victory once more.

It is hardly difficult to outwit someone posting from AUK. They
usually display markedly lower than average deductive reasoning,
subnormally low intelligence, virtually no creativity and they can't
quite grasp the point that they are inferior creatures to the rest of
the population. Victory is assured before I post.

>It is amazing the convolutions of logic that the hard of thinking must
>go through to create a world where they are anything but what reality
>says they are. Yes, Dimmy, that would be you. Delusions of adequacy
>dance in that teacup sized brain.

"From: a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com
Subject: My wife complains about my small **** ALL THE TIME!"

Please don't send me any further email. Thank you.

>>>Dayam, what shall I do, deary me, called a kook, by a multi-award winner.
>>
>>Hopefully you'll get the message that constantly making yourself a
>>laughing stock with these tepid displays of your mediocre (f)laming
>>talent and endeavour to dive in front of a bus, allowing spam to
>>improve the signal to noise ratio in AF.
>
>What flaming, Dimmy?

Exactly.

>Sarcasm and pointing out your lack of skills in any arena could hardly
>be called flaming. Toss in that a moron like you imagines anyone is
>subbing alt.lame just makes it that much more pathetic.

You got something to say about alt.flame? You don't have the balls.

>I suppose winning all your kook awards was somewhat disturbing, for
>such a weak minded sot as yourself, but I am sure the train went all
>the way off the tracks when you realized how many people consider you
>an obsessive stalking froot loop and made you Gary's personal punch bag.

I think its pretty funny. You have to consider the situation. A bunch
of neanderthals who've yet to walk upright and who are much more at
home in the trees scoffing bananas tell me I'm a kook because I enjoy
baiting the Burnore clan. Burnore can't wander into any newsgroup
without someone slinging the 'child molester' tag at him. The
sycophantic knuckle-draggers who bow down to him for their free Usenet
posting accounts can't help but respond and wade into flame wars
because of Burnore's indiscretion with his then step-daughter. These
knuckle-draggers have been easy pickings for quite some time and I've
hammered plenty of them into the ground like tent pegs.

I understand why you all don't like me, but it won't stop me hammering
the next chimp into the ground. Your only hope is to band together and
hopefully the noise of the herd will keep me at bay. You really think
that is going to work with someone like me? Nice plan. <guffaw>

--
Timmay!

Kook of the Month May 1999
Golden Killfile Sept 1999
Looney Maroon Dec 1998
Looney Maroon Feb 1999
Palmjob Paddle Nov 1999
Palmjob Paddle Oct 2000
George Pickett Sept 2000
George Pickett Oct 2000
Busted Urinal Award
George Armstrong Custer "Kicked @$$" Award
Tar & Feathers Award
Kook Kard Deck, Three of Spades

 

[Aratzio]

On Sun, 30 Sep 2007 17:27:02 +0100, in the land of
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Timmay!
<timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> got double secret probation for writing:

>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> got double secret probation for writing:
>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> got double secret probation for writing:
>>>[...]
>>>>>Still only one stupid kook in sight. This has to be a first.
>>>>
>>>>Wow, my credibility just took a hit.
>>>
>>>You never had any in the first place.
>>
>>Not like you could think of a line with out me feeding you with sarcasm.
>
>If you wanna wear a big sign that screams 'kick me', its best not to
>whine about being kicked, unless you enjoy whining?

Where's the whining, moron? Specifically point out the term or phrase
you believe to be a whine. Just want to be able to pinpoint where in
your education the teachers went wrong. My current theory is they
actually felt you were educable.

>
>>You are pathetic. It is like when everyone gets bored with these
>>monotonic lames you claim to be flames and walks away shaking their
>>head, you then prance and preen claiming your victory once more.
>
>It is hardly difficult to outwit someone posting from AUK.

I am, wow, this sure looks like aav3f. But this is your fantasy, do
continue.

> They
>usually display markedly lower than average deductive reasoning,

I can see where you could get that impression. The problem is that you
write it, people point and laugh at you, you then post more delusional
screed. Not like it requires AC Doyle to deduce you are a half-wit.

>subnormally low intelligence, virtually no creativity and they can't
>quite grasp the point that they are inferior creatures to the rest of
>the population. Victory is assured before I post.

Nothing like demonstrating that I am right.
Did you do that whole "staying alive" bit?

>
>>It is amazing the convolutions of logic that the hard of thinking must
>>go through to create a world where they are anything but what reality
>>says they are. Yes, Dimmy, that would be you. Delusions of adequacy
>>dance in that teacup sized brain.
>
>"From: a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com
>Subject: My wife complains about my small **** ALL THE TIME!"
>
>Please don't send me any further email. Thank you.

"I know, I'll make up something and everyone will believe Ratz is
emailing me"

No kook ever tried that one before.

I obviously was being far too kind when I used pathetic.

>
>>>>Dayam, what shall I do, deary me, called a kook, by a multi-award winner.
>>>
>>>Hopefully you'll get the message that constantly making yourself a
>>>laughing stock with these tepid displays of your mediocre (f)laming
>>>talent and endeavour to dive in front of a bus, allowing spam to
>>>improve the signal to noise ratio in AF.
>>
>>What flaming, Dimmy?
>
>Exactly.

Dimmy, I had to feed you the line, again. Just so I could point out
you could not tell a flame if it was a ten pound wart attached to your
nose.

>
>>Sarcasm and pointing out your lack of skills in any arena could hardly
>>be called flaming. Toss in that a moron like you imagines anyone is
>>subbing alt.lame just makes it that much more pathetic.
>
>You got something to say about alt.flame? You don't have the balls.

So you can't read either or just begging for help?

>
>>I suppose winning all your kook awards was somewhat disturbing, for
>>such a weak minded sot as yourself, but I am sure the train went all
>>the way off the tracks when you realized how many people consider you
>>an obsessive stalking froot loop and made you Gary's personal punch bag.
>
>I think its pretty funny.

So do we . You froth and claim victory, you win awards, we laugh.

>You have to consider the situation.

You obsess constantly about Gary, that would be the situation. It has
now been officially recognized. Ergo the much higher visibility from
you.

>A bunch of neanderthals who've yet to walk upright

So I can add Paleoanthropology to the list of which you are wholly
ignorant. If you are going to lame people, Dimmy, at least try to have
a basic understanding of the words you are using.


>and who are much more at
>home in the trees scoffing bananas tell me I'm a kook because I enjoy
>baiting the Burnore clan.

<Mr. helpful mode>
Dimmy, the Neanderthals were not tree living, they were omnivorous and
they walked upright much as homo sapiens.

Dimmy, would you like to try that with an earlier member of the genus
homo? It then would have possibly worked. But you would have been
better off with a monkey or chimp reference. Displaying your
ignorance, Dimmy, does seem to cause your lames to lose any possible
impact.
</Mr. Helpful mode>



> Burnore can't wander into any newsgroup
>without someone slinging the 'child molester' tag at him.

Usually due to some obsessive ****wit following him around. I'll bet
you have that whole google alerts thing set up just for Gary.

>The
>sycophantic knuckle-draggers who bow down to him for their free Usenet
>posting accounts can't help but respond and wade into flame wars
>because of Burnore's indiscretion with his then step-daughter.

Would I be one of those or are you just frothing in general about the
quantity of people on usenet, regardless of nsp, that think you a lube
job?


>These
>knuckle-draggers have been easy pickings for quite some time and I've
>hammered plenty of them into the ground like tent pegs.

And the delusions of adequacy return.

You do remember Bill Cleere and I discussing his spending quality time
with his grand son and you jumping in and whining about Burnore?

Nothing obsessive there, eh, Dimmy.

>
>I understand why you all don't like me, but it won't stop me hammering
>the next chimp into the ground.

Dimmy, dimmy, dimmy. So sad, you don't see how much you are truly
appreciated? That frothy loons like you are few and far between on
usenet? Why would you ever imagine anyone hates you, Dimmy? That is
really upsetting that you could ever imagine such a terrible thing.
After all the work people go through just so you can display those
special talents of yours.

Really, Dimmy, you are one of the few, the special, the kooks.

>Your only hope is to band together and
>hopefully the noise of the herd will keep me at bay. You really think
>that is going to work with someone like me? Nice plan. <guffaw>

<looks around>
Dimmy, yer gettin' all paranoid. It's just you and me. Really. Don't
listen to the voices, they are lying to you.


--

Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

Aratzio - Usenet ruiner #2

 

[Peter J Ross]

In alt.usenet.kooks on Sun, 30 Sep 2007 17:26:55 +0100, Timmay!
<timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:

> Did you enjoy reading my sig, fith-rate wannabe?
>
> --
> Timmay!
>
> "I wonder if aft realises they're taking killfile advice from Usenet's
> No.1 newsgroup invader?" Fifth-rate Suzieflame pays homage in
> <77b0od$ub2$1@nnrp1.dejanews.com>

I've read better ones, but at least Suzieflame's words are more
enjoyable than ones you put together.


--
PJR
FNVWE : DHoT : HoT 2006-01
COOSN-266-06-40792 : 10GS : UHoL
PSMHL&S 2003-12 & 2005-05 : 10GC&TR

 

[Peter J Ross]

In alt.usenet.kooks on Sun, 30 Sep 2007 17:27:02 +0100, Timmay!
<timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:

> If you wanna wear a big sign that screams 'kick me', its best not to
> whine about being kicked, unless you enjoy whining?

These new irony meters are great. Even cough cough a post like
cough cough this produces cough cough very little cough cough
smoke.


--
PJR
FNVWE : DHoT : HoT 2006-01
COOSN-266-06-40792 : 10GS : UHoL
PSMHL&S 2003-12 & 2005-05 : 10GC&TR

 

[Suzieflame]

On Sun, 30 Sep 2007 17:26:55 +0100, Timmay!
<timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:

>Suzieflame <suzieflame@yachtmail.com> wrote:
>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>>Suzieflame <suzieflame@yachtmail.com> wrote:
>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>>>>Suzieflame <suzieflame@yachtmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>Suzieflame <suzieflame@yachtmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>Suzieflame <suzieflame@yachtmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>Suzieflame <suzieflame@yachtmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>Suzieflame <suzieflame@yachtmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Suzieflame <suzieflame@yachtmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Suzieflame <suzieflame@yachtmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Suzieflame <suzieflame@yachtmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Suzieflame <suzieflame@yachtmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Suzieflame <suzieflame@yachtmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I'd be grateful if there was less mediocrity crossposted to alt.flame
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Please make a note not to allow Timmay to cross-post into alt.flame.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Tired of felching Burnore already, Snooze?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Tired of being Gary's bitch yet, Timmay?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Tired of being made to run around in circles like a labrat, Snooze?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Tired of being a Usenet clown for nigh on 10 years, Timmay?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Tired of shooting fish in a barrel with only a water pistol in your
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>armory, Snooze?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Tired of still being made fun of over your "three ****ing weeks" faux
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>pas, Timmay?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Still smarting after being spanked by a bunch of wannabe hobbits,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>elves and wizards?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Still trying to shake the legacy of being Big Daddy Zeus' runty little
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>sidekick?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Still posting to Usenet and pretending to be a woman, crossdresser?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Still hoping to be mistaken for someone from the South of England,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Timmay?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>Still hoping to be taken by a man, transsexual?
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>Finally given up on the hope of being accepted and liked, Fyshy?
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>I'm close to giving up hope that you're going to flame me this month.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>I'm close to realizing why BDZ left you to whither on the vine.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>If you're close to realising anything then you must have taken a heavy
>>>>>>>>>blow on the head recently.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>If you're close to crying, let it all out - I'm sure Burnore will give
>>>>>>>>you a day off from fluffing him.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>If you're tired of sucking that cue ball, I'll have a word with
>>>>>>>O'Neill and get him to give a day off from being his gimp.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Once you get a day off, try not to spend it sending messages about how
>>>>>>you have to take a whole ****ing day off.
>>>>>
>>>>>Did you enjoy your day off from being O'Neill's gimp?
>>>>
>>>>Did you enjoy being voted Gary's bitch?
>>>
>>>Did you enjoy sucking O'Neill's cue ball for hours on end?
>>
>>Did you enjoy having the new accolade added to your .sig for you?
>
>Did you enjoy reading my sig, fith-rate wannabe?

Did you enjoy thinking someone gave you the time of day, Dimmay?

Suzie
--
Suzieflame

 

[Timmay!]

Suzieflame <suzieflame@yachtmail.com> wrote:
>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>Suzieflame <suzieflame@yachtmail.com> wrote:
>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>>>Suzieflame <suzieflame@yachtmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>>>>>Suzieflame <suzieflame@yachtmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>>Suzieflame <suzieflame@yachtmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>Suzieflame <suzieflame@yachtmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>Suzieflame <suzieflame@yachtmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Suzieflame <suzieflame@yachtmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Suzieflame <suzieflame@yachtmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Suzieflame <suzieflame@yachtmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Suzieflame <suzieflame@yachtmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Suzieflame <suzieflame@yachtmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Suzieflame <suzieflame@yachtmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I'd be grateful if there was less mediocrity crossposted to alt.flame
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Please make a note not to allow Timmay to cross-post into alt.flame.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Tired of felching Burnore already, Snooze?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Tired of being Gary's bitch yet, Timmay?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Tired of being made to run around in circles like a labrat, Snooze?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Tired of being a Usenet clown for nigh on 10 years, Timmay?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Tired of shooting fish in a barrel with only a water pistol in your
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>armory, Snooze?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Tired of still being made fun of over your "three ****ing weeks" faux
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>pas, Timmay?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Still smarting after being spanked by a bunch of wannabe hobbits,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>elves and wizards?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Still trying to shake the legacy of being Big Daddy Zeus' runty little
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>sidekick?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Still posting to Usenet and pretending to be a woman, crossdresser?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Still hoping to be mistaken for someone from the South of England,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Timmay?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Still hoping to be taken by a man, transsexual?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>Finally given up on the hope of being accepted and liked, Fyshy?
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>I'm close to giving up hope that you're going to flame me this month.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>I'm close to realizing why BDZ left you to whither on the vine.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>If you're close to realising anything then you must have taken a heavy
>>>>>>>>>>blow on the head recently.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>If you're close to crying, let it all out - I'm sure Burnore will give
>>>>>>>>>you a day off from fluffing him.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>If you're tired of sucking that cue ball, I'll have a word with
>>>>>>>>O'Neill and get him to give a day off from being his gimp.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Once you get a day off, try not to spend it sending messages about how
>>>>>>>you have to take a whole ****ing day off.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Did you enjoy your day off from being O'Neill's gimp?
>>>>>
>>>>>Did you enjoy being voted Gary's bitch?
>>>>
>>>>Did you enjoy sucking O'Neill's cue ball for hours on end?
>>>
>>>Did you enjoy having the new accolade added to your .sig for you?
>>
>>Did you enjoy reading my sig, fith-rate wannabe?
>
>Did you enjoy thinking someone gave you the time of day, Dimmay?

Did you enjoy thinking? Must be a new sensation for you.

--
Timmay!

"I wonder if aft realises they're taking killfile advice from Usenet's
No.1 newsgroup invader?" Fifth-rate Suzieflame pays homage in
<77b0od$ub2$1@nnrp1.dejanews.com>

 

[Timmay!]

Peter J Ross <pjr@example.invalid> wrote:

>These new irony meters are great. Even cough cough a post like
> cough cough this produces cough cough very little cough cough
>smoke.

If you were a little more hygienic, say, perhaps using a razor once in
a while, you might kill off the germs lurking in your facial hair that
have given you that chesty cough.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/c/c9/Pjr.jpg/180px-Pjr.jpg

I can understand why you are so bitter. Your parents did not deal you
the best hand in life. I'd be bitter too if I were that ugly.

--
Timmay!

Kook of the Month May 1999
Golden Killfile Sept 1999
Looney Maroon Dec 1998
Looney Maroon Feb 1999
Palmjob Paddle Nov 1999
Palmjob Paddle Oct 2000
George Pickett Sept 2000
George Pickett Oct 2000
Busted Urinal Award
George Armstrong Custer "Kicked @$$" Award
Tar & Feathers Award
Kook Kard Deck, Three of Spades

 

[Timmay!]

Peter J Ross <pjr@example.invalid> wrote:
>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>
>> Did you enjoy reading my sig, fith-rate wannabe?
>>
>> --
>> Timmay!
>>
>> "I wonder if aft realises they're taking killfile advice from Usenet's
>> No.1 newsgroup invader?" Fifth-rate Suzieflame pays homage in
>> <77b0od$ub2$1@nnrp1.dejanews.com>
>
>I've read better ones, but at least Suzieflame's words are more
>enjoyable than ones you put together.

You're an extremely ugly ginger Scot. You find cattle cattle and sheep
enjoyable.

--
Timmay!

"Jasie jumped into a thread about silly 'nix error messages with a
post containing /uppercase/ shell commands, and claimed that they
worked fine in his 'nix shell." Lionel fails basic shell scripting in
<f3irpe$c30$6@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>

"You certainly can't type in lowercase-named commands in uppercase in
the shells on any of /my/ 'nix systems" Lionel admits defeat in
<f3qftt$k63$1@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>

 

[Timmay!]

Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> got double secret probation for writing:
>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> got double secret probation for writing:
>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> got double secret probation for writing:
>>>>[...]
>>>>>>Still only one stupid kook in sight. This has to be a first.
>>>>>
>>>>>Wow, my credibility just took a hit.
>>>>
>>>>You never had any in the first place.
>>>
>>>Not like you could think of a line with out me feeding you with sarcasm.
>>
>>If you wanna wear a big sign that screams 'kick me', its best not to
>>whine about being kicked, unless you enjoy whining?
>
>Where's the whining, moron? Specifically point out the term or phrase
>you believe to be a whine. Just want to be able to pinpoint where in
>your education the teachers went wrong. My current theory is they
>actually felt you were educable.

There has been a mysterious pattern to my posts for the past decade.
Someone makes a comment, I follow it with another comment. Generally
the two comments have a theme and can be thought of as part of the
same 'conversation'. I think I've given you too much of a clue. Do you
require more help pinpointing it? If so, please board the short yellow
bus and wipe the drool from your chin when you board.

>>>You are pathetic. It is like when everyone gets bored with these
>>>monotonic lames you claim to be flames and walks away shaking their
>>>head, you then prance and preen claiming your victory once more.
>>
>>It is hardly difficult to outwit someone posting from AUK.
>
>I am, wow, this sure looks like aav3f. But this is your fantasy, do continue.

It might be crossposted there, but you subscribe to and read AUK.
You'd be reading this from AUK if I cut aav3f. Of course you could
still deny that you read AUK, but we both know that would be futile.

>>They usually display markedly lower than average deductive reasoning,
>
>I can see where you could get that impression.

That's not a very nice thing to say about your fellow AUK'ers. Do they
know you hold them in such a low esteem?

>The problem is that you write it, people point and laugh at you, you
>then post more delusional screed. Not like it requires AC Doyle to
>deduce you are a half-wit.

The people doing the pointing and laughing are the very same people
that give you an impression of having a lower than average ability in
deductive reasoning. Am I supposed to be upset that a bunch of people
we both agree to have markedly low intelligence called me a few names
and don't think highly of me? I'll just grab that box of tissues...

>>subnormally low intelligence, virtually no creativity and they can't
>>quite grasp the point that they are inferior creatures to the rest of
>>the population. Victory is assured before I post.
>
>Nothing like demonstrating that I am right.
>Did you do that whole "staying alive" bit?

Forgive me for not knowing what the **** you're babbling about when
you make an obscure reference to some 70s film.

>>>It is amazing the convolutions of logic that the hard of thinking must
>>>go through to create a world where they are anything but what reality
>>>says they are. Yes, Dimmy, that would be you. Delusions of adequacy
>>>dance in that teacup sized brain.
>>
>>"From: a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com
>>Subject: My wife complains about my small **** ALL THE TIME!"
>>
>>Please don't send me any further email. Thank you.
>
>"I know, I'll make up something and everyone will believe Ratz is
>emailing me"
>
>No kook ever tried that one before.

I can see why you'd think that. You do display markedly lower than
average deductive reasoning and subnormally low intelligence. My
comment has precipated a rather irrational comment from you to such a
jovial gag. I guess I touched a nerve.

>I obviously was being far too kind when I used pathetic.
>
>>>>>Dayam, what shall I do, deary me, called a kook, by a multi-award winner.
>>>>
>>>>Hopefully you'll get the message that constantly making yourself a
>>>>laughing stock with these tepid displays of your mediocre (f)laming
>>>>talent and endeavour to dive in front of a bus, allowing spam to
>>>>improve the signal to noise ratio in AF.
>>>
>>>What flaming, Dimmy?
>>
>>Exactly.
>
>Dimmy, I had to feed you the line, again. Just so I could point out you
>could not tell a flame if it was a ten pound wart attached to your nose.

Could you whine a little louder about setting yourself up for an easy
shot? There's someone in the next solar system who hasn't heard you.

>>>Sarcasm and pointing out your lack of skills in any arena could hardly
>>>be called flaming. Toss in that a moron like you imagines anyone is
>>>subbing alt.lame just makes it that much more pathetic.
>>
>>You got something to say about alt.flame? You don't have the balls.
>
>So you can't read either or just begging for help?

I knew you'd weasel out of making any more comments about 'alt.lame'.
You just don't have the spine. You're so easy to manipulate. Do you
see how easy it is to control a weak-minded fool like you?

>>>I suppose winning all your kook awards was somewhat disturbing, for
>>>such a weak minded sot as yourself, but I am sure the train went all
>>>the way off the tracks when you realized how many people consider you
>>>an obsessive stalking froot loop and made you Gary's personal punch bag.
>>
>>I think its pretty funny.
>
>So do we . You froth and claim victory, you win awards, we laugh.

The people handing out the 'awards' are the very same people that give
you an impression of having a lower than average ability in deductive
reasoning. Am I supposed to be upset that a bunch of people we both
agree to have markedly low intelligence called me a kook and don't
think highly of me? I'll just grab a second box of tissues...

>>You have to consider the situation.
>
>You obsess constantly about Gary, that would be the situation. It has
>now been officially recognized. Ergo the much higher visibility from you.

I do no such thing you silly little man. I read a couple of newsgroups
and if the kiddie-diddling imbecile happens to pop up in those groups,
I bait the idiot and watch half a dozen loons from his flea circus try
to defend him. I know its not very sporting or difficult, but hey, I
find it fun.

>>A bunch of neanderthals who've yet to walk upright
>
>So I can add Paleoanthropology to the list of which you are wholly
>ignorant. If you are going to lame people, Dimmy, at least try to have
>a basic understanding of the words you are using.

I seem to have touched a nerve there. I suppose paleoanthropology is
useful to you so you can identify your family and friends.

[...]
>> Burnore can't wander into any newsgroup
>>without someone slinging the 'child molester' tag at him.
>
>Usually due to some obsessive ****wit following him around. I'll bet
>you have that whole google alerts thing set up just for Gary.

<rolls eyes>

Having googled my profile you know I read just two newsgroups. How you
can deduce from that obsessive behaviour I don't know. I think you're
firmly in the bracket of having a lower than average ability in
deductive reasoning and markedly low intelligence. Some might even say
your deduction is downright kooky.

>>The sycophantic knuckle-draggers who bow down to him for their free Usenet
>>posting accounts can't help but respond and wade into flame wars
>>because of Burnore's indiscretion with his then step-daughter.
>
>Would I be one of those or are you just frothing in general about the
>quantity of people on usenet, regardless of nsp, that think you a lube job?

I think you can only read a post in two ways. The person is either
lifeless, dull and without enthusiasm. If they don't fall into that
category then they're a 'frothing loon'. Your deductive reasoning
shows far more about your cognitive abilities than you realise.

>>These knuckle-draggers have been easy pickings for quite some time and I've
>>hammered plenty of them into the ground like tent pegs.
>
>And the delusions of adequacy return.

"From: a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com
Subject: My wife complains about my small **** ALL THE TIME!"

I told you to stop sending me email.

[Cue: "Waaaaaaahhhhhh!!! I'm not sending you email. Waaaaaaahhhhhh!!!]

>You do remember Bill Cleere and I discussing his spending quality time
>with his grand son and you jumping in and whining about Burnore?

No, I'm sure it left a big impression on you and you're going to tell
me all about it. You dull twat.

[...] "Yer a kook, yada, yada, yada."

Colour me unimpressed.

--
Timmay!

Kook of the Month May 1999
Golden Killfile Sept 1999
Looney Maroon Dec 1998
Looney Maroon Feb 1999
Palmjob Paddle Nov 1999
Palmjob Paddle Oct 2000
George Pickett Sept 2000
George Pickett Oct 2000
Busted Urinal Award
George Armstrong Custer "Kicked @$$" Award
Tar & Feathers Award
Kook Kard Deck, Three of Spades

 

[Aratzio]

On Mon, 01 Oct 2007 23:19:35 +0100, in the land of
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Timmay!
<timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> got double secret probation for writing:

>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> got double secret probation for writing:
>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> got double secret probation for writing:
>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> got double secret probation for writing:
>>>>>[...]
>>>>>>>Still only one stupid kook in sight. This has to be a first.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Wow, my credibility just took a hit.
>>>>>
>>>>>You never had any in the first place.
>>>>
>>>>Not like you could think of a line with out me feeding you with sarcasm.
>>>
>>>If you wanna wear a big sign that screams 'kick me', its best not to
>>>whine about being kicked, unless you enjoy whining?
>>
>>Where's the whining, moron? Specifically point out the term or phrase
>>you believe to be a whine. Just want to be able to pinpoint where in
>>your education the teachers went wrong. My current theory is they
>>actually felt you were educable.
>
>There has been a mysterious pattern to my posts for the past decade.

Stupidity, lameness and complete lack of humor.

>Someone makes a comment, I follow it with another comment. Generally
>the two comments have a theme and can be thought of as part of the
>same 'conversation'. I think I've given you too much of a clue. Do you
>require more help pinpointing it? If so, please board the short yellow
>bus and wipe the drool from your chin when you board.

Translation: Puke up any ole delusional gibberish and call it a
(f)lame.

>
>>>>You are pathetic. It is like when everyone gets bored with these
>>>>monotonic lames you claim to be flames and walks away shaking their
>>>>head, you then prance and preen claiming your victory once more.
>>>
>>>It is hardly difficult to outwit someone posting from AUK.
>>
>>I am, wow, this sure looks like aav3f. But this is your fantasy, do continue.
>
>It might be crossposted there, but you subscribe to and read AUK.

Really? How can you be sure? Oh, that's right, you follow people
around usenet.

>You'd be reading this from AUK if I cut aav3f. Of course you could
>still deny that you read AUK, but we both know that would be futile.

But you didn't did you. Funny you make a lot of delusional claims but
you never can quite back them up.

>
>>>They usually display markedly lower than average deductive reasoning,
>>
>>I can see where you could get that impression.
>
>That's not a very nice thing to say about your fellow AUK'ers. Do they
>know you hold them in such a low esteem?
>
>>The problem is that you write it, people point and laugh at you, you
>>then post more delusional screed. Not like it requires AC Doyle to
>>deduce you are a half-wit.
>
>The people doing the pointing and laughing are the very same people
>that give you an impression of having a lower than average ability in
>deductive reasoning.

Ah, the context snip with the follow-up based upon the changed
context. How cute, useless bute cute. I am sure self styled flamers
enjoy being characterized as cute.

Which explains why deductive reasoning is not required for your posts,
half-wit.

>Am I supposed to be upset that a bunch of people
>we both agree to have markedly low intelligence called me a few names
>and don't think highly of me? I'll just grab that box of tissues...

Well, you have been quite regular in your spewing to usenet, ever
since you were named "Burnore's Bitch". So yeah, evidence does support
that conclusion.

>
>>>subnormally low intelligence, virtually no creativity and they can't
>>>quite grasp the point that they are inferior creatures to the rest of
>>>the population. Victory is assured before I post.
>>
>>Nothing like demonstrating that I am right.
>>Did you do that whole "staying alive" bit?
>
>Forgive me for not knowing what the **** you're babbling about when
>you make an obscure reference to some 70s film.

Not like it is hard to get one by you, eh, Dimmy.

Hint: You claimed victory", right on schedule. Which given your
preening egoist nature would require a victory dance . Travolta would
seem right up your alley.

>
>>>>It is amazing the convolutions of logic that the hard of thinking must
>>>>go through to create a world where they are anything but what reality
>>>>says they are. Yes, Dimmy, that would be you. Delusions of adequacy
>>>>dance in that teacup sized brain.
>>>
>>>"From: a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com
>>>Subject: My wife complains about my small **** ALL THE TIME!"
>>>
>>>Please don't send me any further email. Thank you.
>>
>>"I know, I'll make up something and everyone will believe Ratz is
>>emailing me"
>>
>>No kook ever tried that one before.
>
>I can see why you'd think that.

Yes, you are that stupid.

> You do display markedly lower than
>average deductive reasoning and subnormally low intelligence.

snicker

>My comment has precipated a rather irrational comment from you to such a
>jovial gag. I guess I touched a nerve.

If you are delusional, then you could make that assumption. But again,
you seem to lost something in your translation of English to Dimmy.

>
>>I obviously was being far too kind when I used pathetic.

No response, obviously correct.

>>
>>>>>>Dayam, what shall I do, deary me, called a kook, by a multi-award winner.
>>>>>
>>>>>Hopefully you'll get the message that constantly making yourself a
>>>>>laughing stock with these tepid displays of your mediocre (f)laming
>>>>>talent and endeavour to dive in front of a bus, allowing spam to
>>>>>improve the signal to noise ratio in AF.
>>>>
>>>>What flaming, Dimmy?
>>>
>>>Exactly.
>>
>>Dimmy, I had to feed you the line, again. Just so I could point out you
>>could not tell a flame if it was a ten pound wart attached to your nose.
>
>Could you whine a little louder about setting yourself up for an easy
>shot? There's someone in the next solar system who hasn't heard you.

So how is the wart these days? Do you notice it any more?

>
>>>>Sarcasm and pointing out your lack of skills in any arena could hardly
>>>>be called flaming. Toss in that a moron like you imagines anyone is
>>>>subbing alt.lame just makes it that much more pathetic.
>>>
>>>You got something to say about alt.flame? You don't have the balls.
>>
>>So you can't read either or just begging for help?
>
>I knew you'd weasel out of making any more comments about 'alt.lame'.

"Toss in that a moron like you imagines anyone is subbing alt.lame
just makes it that much more pathetic. "

>You just don't have the spine. You're so easy to manipulate. Do you
>see how easy it is to control a weak-minded fool like you?

That I called alt.flame, alt.lame and declared it dead was not enough?

No one came to your rescue, even with that pathetic mewl for help.

Now beg for more help, Dimmy.

>
>>>>I suppose winning all your kook awards was somewhat disturbing, for
>>>>such a weak minded sot as yourself, but I am sure the train went all
>>>>the way off the tracks when you realized how many people consider you
>>>>an obsessive stalking froot loop and made you Gary's personal punch bag.
>>>
>>>I think its pretty funny.
>>
>>So do we . You froth and claim victory, you win awards, we laugh.
>
>The people handing out the 'awards' are the very same people that give
>you an impression of having a lower than average ability in deductive
>reasoning. Am I supposed to be upset that a bunch of people we both
>agree to have markedly low intelligence called me a kook and don't
>think highly of me? I'll just grab a second box of tissues...

Sad.

>
>>>You have to consider the situation.
>>
>>You obsess constantly about Gary, that would be the situation. It has
>>now been officially recognized. Ergo the much higher visibility from you.
>
>I do no such thing you silly little man. I read a couple of newsgroups
>and if the kiddie-diddling imbecile happens to pop up in those groups,
>I bait the idiot and watch half a dozen loons from his flea circus try
>to defend him. I know its not very sporting or difficult, but hey, I
>find it fun.

See, you obsess about Burnore. You can't even make it through a post
with out some reference to Gary.

>
>>>A bunch of neanderthals who've yet to walk upright
>>
>>So I can add Paleoanthropology to the list of which you are wholly
>>ignorant. If you are going to lame people, Dimmy, at least try to have
>>a basic understanding of the words you are using.
>
>I seem to have touched a nerve there. I suppose paleoanthropology is
>useful to you so you can identify your family and friends.

"I touched a nerve there"
You probably actually believe that you did. That your lame was based
upon complete ignorance, well that is quite okay with you. Ignorance
is your watchword.

>
>[...]

SNORT
And so begins the run and hide of Dimmy the coward. Up til now all was
good, then you got your tit in the wringer with a load of ignorant
twaddle and suddenly Dimmy needs to trim and make the bad words go
away. I can always count on that from you, Dimmy. What next spelling
lames?


>>> Burnore can't wander into any newsgroup
>>>without someone slinging the 'child molester' tag at him.
>>
>>Usually due to some obsessive ****wit following him around. I'll bet
>>you have that whole google alerts thing set up just for Gary.
>
><rolls eyes>
>
>Having googled my profile you know I read just two newsgroups.

Well, Mr. Ego is lose today. No, Dimmy, I didn't but this, again, is
your delusion, do continue:

>How you
>can deduce from that obsessive behaviour I don't know.

The fact you inject Burnore in everything.

>I think you're
>firmly in the bracket of having a lower than average ability in
>deductive reasoning and markedly low intelligence. Some might even say
>your deduction is downright kooky.

Ah, Dimmy, so in love love with his own words, he just repeats,
repeats and then repeats.

>
>>>The sycophantic knuckle-draggers who bow down to him for their free Usenet
>>>posting accounts can't help but respond and wade into flame wars
>>>because of Burnore's indiscretion with his then step-daughter.
>>
>>Would I be one of those or are you just frothing in general about the
>>quantity of people on usenet, regardless of nsp, that think you a lube job?
>
>I think you can only read a post in two ways. The person is either
>lifeless, dull and without enthusiasm.

Of course you can only see two ways, Dimmy. You have the imagination
of a sea slug.


>If they don't fall into that
>category then they're a 'frothing loon'. Your deductive reasoning
>shows far more about your cognitive abilities than you realise.
>

That you are an award winning frothing loon will be ignored for a
moment.

Contrary to what your ego tries to tell you:

You are a delusional half-wit that thinks spewing mindless drivelling
fantasies is flaming. That you then use pathetic lames like "I hit a
nerve", repeat yourself ad infinitum, snip and run and then display
the unlimited ignorance that only a truly moronic individual could
display is why you are seen as a kook.

Clear enough, Dimmy.


>>>These knuckle-draggers have been easy pickings for quite some time and I've
>>>hammered plenty of them into the ground like tent pegs.
>>
>>And the delusions of adequacy return.
>
>"From: a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com
>Subject: My wife complains about my small **** ALL THE TIME!"
>
>I told you to stop sending me email.
>
>[Cue: "Waaaaaaahhhhhh!!! I'm not sending you email. Waaaaaaahhhhhh!!!]

Like no other kook has ever tried that.

Cue standard Dimmy Delusion:
"I hit a nerve"

>
>>You do remember Bill Cleere and I discussing his spending quality time
>>with his grand son and you jumping in and whining about Burnore?
>
>No, I'm sure it left a big impression on you and you're going to tell
>me all about it. You dull twat.

That was pretty ugly for you, I can see why you blanked it.
>
>[...] "Yer a kook, yada, yada, yada."
>
>Colour me unimpressed.

More like unimpressive:
:>A bunch of neanderthals who've yet to walk upright
:
:So I can add Paleoanthropology to the list of which you are wholly
:ignorant. If you are going to lame people, Dimmy, at least try to have
:a basic understanding of the words you are using.
:
:
:>and who are much more at
:>home in the trees scoffing bananas tell me I'm a kook because I enjoy
:>baiting the Burnore clan.
:
:<Mr. helpful mode>
immy, the Neanderthals were not tree living, they were omnivorous and
:they walked upright much as homo sapiens.
:
immy, would you like to try that with an earlier member of the genus
:homo? It then would have possibly worked. But you would have been
:better off with a monkey or chimp reference. Displaying your
:ignorance, Dimmy, does seem to cause your lames to lose any possible
:impact.
:</Mr. Helpful mode>
:
:

Now that was funny stuff, I get to educate you on basic flaming and
basic antropology, you get the whole hoist on the petard effect and I
get to laugh at you for snipping and running.



--

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Aratzio - Usenet ruiner #2

 

[Scott Campbell]

Aratzio wrote:
> On Sat, 29 Sep 2007 00:14:24 +0100, in the land of
> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Timmay!
> <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> got double secret probation for writing:

[...] Dumb & Dumber

> It is amazing the convolutions of logic that the hard of thinking must
> go through to create a world where they are anything but what reality
> says they are.

<wince>

Not too stilted, Ratz.

Why do you insist on making a no-talent like Thorne appear
semi-competent by comparison? Either un**** yourself and
bring some heat or go away and die painfully, you profoundly
unfunny, uninteresting, uninspired hack. You'd have to work
your way UP several levels of tedium just to be classified as
a garden-variety dullard. Of all the weak vomit flecks
inhabitating AUK, your tired, predictable, by-the-numbers
efforts stand alone.



--
Scott Campbell

"I take lip-synching very seriously." - Sporty Spice

 

[The 2-Belo]

Timmay! totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a withering cloud of snot:

>Suzieflame <suzieflame@yachtmail.com> wrote:
>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>>Suzieflame <suzieflame@yachtmail.com> wrote:
>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>>>>Suzieflame <suzieflame@yachtmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>Suzieflame <suzieflame@yachtmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>Suzieflame <suzieflame@yachtmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>Suzieflame <suzieflame@yachtmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>Suzieflame <suzieflame@yachtmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Suzieflame <suzieflame@yachtmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Suzieflame <suzieflame@yachtmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Suzieflame <suzieflame@yachtmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Suzieflame <suzieflame@yachtmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Suzieflame <suzieflame@yachtmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Suzieflame <suzieflame@yachtmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I'd be grateful if there was less mediocrity crossposted to alt.flame
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Please make a note not to allow Timmay to cross-post into alt.flame.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Tired of felching Burnore already, Snooze?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Tired of being Gary's bitch yet, Timmay?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Tired of being made to run around in circles like a labrat, Snooze?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Tired of being a Usenet clown for nigh on 10 years, Timmay?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Tired of shooting fish in a barrel with only a water pistol in your
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>armory, Snooze?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Tired of still being made fun of over your "three ****ing weeks" faux
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>pas, Timmay?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Still smarting after being spanked by a bunch of wannabe hobbits,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>elves and wizards?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Still trying to shake the legacy of being Big Daddy Zeus' runty little
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>sidekick?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Still posting to Usenet and pretending to be a woman, crossdresser?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Still hoping to be mistaken for someone from the South of England,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Timmay?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Still hoping to be taken by a man, transsexual?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Finally given up on the hope of being accepted and liked, Fyshy?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>I'm close to giving up hope that you're going to flame me this month.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>I'm close to realizing why BDZ left you to whither on the vine.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>If you're close to realising anything then you must have taken a heavy
>>>>>>>>>>>blow on the head recently.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>If you're close to crying, let it all out - I'm sure Burnore will give
>>>>>>>>>>you a day off from fluffing him.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>If you're tired of sucking that cue ball, I'll have a word with
>>>>>>>>>O'Neill and get him to give a day off from being his gimp.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>Once you get a day off, try not to spend it sending messages about how
>>>>>>>>you have to take a whole ****ing day off.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Did you enjoy your day off from being O'Neill's gimp?
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Did you enjoy being voted Gary's bitch?
>>>>>
>>>>>Did you enjoy sucking O'Neill's cue ball for hours on end?
>>>>
>>>>Did you enjoy having the new accolade added to your .sig for you?
>>>
>>>Did you enjoy reading my sig, fith-rate wannabe?
>>
>>Did you enjoy thinking someone gave you the time of day, Dimmay?
>
>Did you enjoy thinking? Must be a new sensation for you.

Did you enjoy your cascade, you grogan-biting hypocrite?


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[Aratzio]

On Mon, 1 Oct 2007 20:05:45 -0500, in the land of
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "Scott Campbell"
<thundering_puddles@msn.com> got double secret probation for writing:

>Aratzio wrote:
>> On Sat, 29 Sep 2007 00:14:24 +0100, in the land of
>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Timmay!
>> <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> got double secret probation for writing:
>
>[...] Dumb & Dumber
>
>> It is amazing the convolutions of logic that the hard of thinking must
>> go through to create a world where they are anything but what reality
>> says they are.
>
><wince>
>
>Not too stilted, Ratz.
>
>Why do you insist on making a no-talent like Thorne appear
>semi-competent by comparison? Either un**** yourself and
>bring some heat or go away and die painfully, you profoundly
>unfunny, uninteresting, uninspired hack. You'd have to work
>your way UP several levels of tedium just to be classified as
>a garden-variety dullard. Of all the weak vomit flecks
>inhabitating AUK, your tired, predictable, by-the-numbers
>efforts stand alone.

<bugles sounds>
Dimmy is SAVED, Snotty to the rescue. All of alt.flame (both of em)
breathes a collective sigh of relief.

But the question that must be asked, is it too little too late? Will
Dimmy's shorts be pulled down from the flag pole by his erstwhile
rescuer? What will he do with them once he has them?

More later in this enthralling day time saga.


--

Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

Aratzio - Usenet ruiner #2

 

[Meat Plow]

On Mon, 01 Oct 2007 20:05:45 -0500, Scott Campbell wrote:

> Aratzio wrote:
>> On Sat, 29 Sep 2007 00:14:24 +0100, in the land of
>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Timmay!
>> <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> got double secret probation for writing:
>
> [...] Dumb & Dumber
>
>> It is amazing the convolutions of logic that the hard of thinking must
>> go through to create a world where they are anything but what reality
>> says they are.
>
> <wince>
>
> Not too stilted, Ratz.
>
> Why do you insist on making a no-talent like Thorne appear
> semi-competent by comparison? Either un**** yourself and
> bring some heat or go away and die painfully, you profoundly
> unfunny, uninteresting, uninspired hack. You'd have to work
> your way UP several levels of tedium just to be classified as
> a garden-variety dullard. Of all the weak vomit flecks
> inhabitating AUK, your tired, predictable, by-the-numbers
> efforts stand alone.

Aw you ran to Timmay!'s rescue. Well sort of, with your double edge rubber
sword.

heh

 

[Aratzio]

On Mon, 01 Oct 2007 23:08:08 -0400, in the land of
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Meat Plow <meat@petitmorte.net>
got double secret probation for writing:

>On Mon, 01 Oct 2007 20:05:45 -0500, Scott Campbell wrote:
>
>> Aratzio wrote:
>>> On Sat, 29 Sep 2007 00:14:24 +0100, in the land of
>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Timmay!
>>> <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> got double secret probation for writing:
>>
>> [...] Dumb & Dumber
>>
>>> It is amazing the convolutions of logic that the hard of thinking must
>>> go through to create a world where they are anything but what reality
>>> says they are.
>>
>> <wince>
>>
>> Not too stilted, Ratz.
>>
>> Why do you insist on making a no-talent like Thorne appear
>> semi-competent by comparison? Either un**** yourself and
>> bring some heat or go away and die painfully, you profoundly
>> unfunny, uninteresting, uninspired hack. You'd have to work
>> your way UP several levels of tedium just to be classified as
>> a garden-variety dullard. Of all the weak vomit flecks
>> inhabitating AUK, your tired, predictable, by-the-numbers
>> efforts stand alone.
>
>Aw you ran to Timmay!'s rescue. Well sort of, with your double edge rubber
>sword.
>
>heh

Next up for Snotty the always hilarious "Yer not funny" shtick he took
over (stole) when Ari abandonded alt.lame.

Followed closely by Dimmy claiming
"hit a nerve"
and/or
VICTORY! <stayin alive stayin alive, SPIN, big finish>


--

Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

Aratzio - Usenet ruiner #2

 

[Scott Campbell]

Meat Plow wrote:
> On Mon, 01 Oct 2007 20:05:45 -0500, Scott Campbell wrote:
>
>> Aratzio wrote:
>>> On Sat, 29 Sep 2007 00:14:24 +0100, in the land of
>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Timmay!
>>> <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> got double secret probation for
>>> writing:
>>
>> [...] Dumb & Dumber
>>
>>> It is amazing the convolutions of logic that the hard of thinking
>>> must go through to create a world where they are anything but what
>>> reality says they are.
>>
>> <wince>
>>
>> Not too stilted, Ratz.
>>
>> Why do you insist on making a no-talent like Thorne appear
>> semi-competent by comparison? Either un**** yourself and
>> bring some heat or go away and die painfully, you profoundly
>> unfunny, uninteresting, uninspired hack. You'd have to work
>> your way UP several levels of tedium just to be classified as
>> a garden-variety dullard. Of all the weak vomit flecks
>> inhabitating AUK, your tired, predictable, by-the-numbers
>> efforts stand alone.
>
> Aw you ran to Timmay!'s rescue.

Awww, you ran to Ratz's rescue.

> Well sort of, with your double edge
> rubber sword.
>
> heh

Hey, Mr. Plow, jet says, "BOO!"



--
Scott Campbell

"Do you know what you are?
You are what you is.
You is what you am.
A cow don't make ham." - Frank Zappa

 

[Scott Campbell]

Aratzio wrote:
> On Mon, 1 Oct 2007 20:05:45 -0500, in the land of
> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "Scott Campbell"
> <thundering_puddles@msn.com> got double secret probation for writing:
>
>> Aratzio wrote:
>>> On Sat, 29 Sep 2007 00:14:24 +0100, in the land of
>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Timmay!
>>> <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> got double secret probation for
>>> writing:
>>
>> [...] Dumb & Dumber
>>
>>> It is amazing the convolutions of logic that the hard of thinking
>>> must go through to create a world where they are anything but what
>>> reality says they are.
>>
>> <wince>
>>
>> Not too stilted, Ratz.
>>
>> Why do you insist on making a no-talent like Thorne appear
>> semi-competent by comparison? Either un**** yourself and
>> bring some heat or go away and die painfully, you profoundly
>> unfunny, uninteresting, uninspired hack. You'd have to work
>> your way UP several levels of tedium just to be classified as
>> a garden-variety dullard. Of all the weak vomit flecks
>> inhabitating AUK, your tired, predictable, by-the-numbers
>> efforts stand alone.
>
> <bugles sounds>
> Dimmy is SAVED, Snotty to the rescue. All of alt.flame (both of em)
> breathes a collective sigh of relief.
>
> But the question that must be asked, is it too little too late? Will
> Dimmy's shorts be pulled down from the flag pole by his erstwhile
> rescuer? What will he do with them once he has them?
>
> More later in this enthralling day time saga.

Same old, same old, Ratz.

Someone tells you what a world-class lightweight and bore you are,
and the best you can come up with is to feebly grunt back, "Oh look!
So-and-so is trying to help out so-and-so!" Never mind the pesky
details that I couldn't care a whit if you stomped a hole into a no-talent
like Thorne - or that if you applied your ignorant logic to yourself,
then the same could be said to Mr. Plow, Ross, Sharon, Cujo, Cannon,
or Daedalus in this very thread.

Of course you'll babble some inanity about "frothing" or some such
nonsense while failing to address your own blinding hypocrisy. AUK'ers
are the biggest dogpilers on UseNet yet they whine like a jet engine if
any number of folks greater than one tells them they're a collection of
cowardly humps with no redeeming value.

Kick the living **** out of Thorne if you're able to, Ratz. Just don't
blubber about it if someone informs you that you can't flame worth
a goddamn.

Contrary to my advice, you may now proceed to blubber about it.



--
Scott Campbell

"Shake, baby, shake, shake, shake,
till the meat falls off your bones." - Hank Ballard