Timmay is literally Burnore's bitch.

On Tue, 2 Oct 2007 00:03:14 -0500, in
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "Scott Campbell"
<thundering_puddles@msn.com> bloviated:

>Aratzio wrote:
>> On Mon, 1 Oct 2007 20:05:45 -0500, in the land of
>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "Scott Campbell"
>> <thundering_puddles@msn.com> got double secret probation for writing:
>>
>>> Aratzio wrote:
>>>> On Sat, 29 Sep 2007 00:14:24 +0100, in the land of
>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Timmay!
>>>> <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> got double secret probation for
>>>> writing:
>>>
>>> [...] Dumb & Dumber
>>>
>>>> It is amazing the convolutions of logic that the hard of thinking
>>>> must go through to create a world where they are anything but what
>>>> reality says they are.
>>>
>>> <wince>
>>>
>>> Not too stilted, Ratz.
>>>
>>> Why do you insist on making a no-talent like Thorne appear
>>> semi-competent by comparison? Either un**** yourself and
>>> bring some heat or go away and die painfully, you profoundly
>>> unfunny, uninteresting, uninspired hack. You'd have to work
>>> your way UP several levels of tedium just to be classified as
>>> a garden-variety dullard. Of all the weak vomit flecks
>>> inhabitating AUK, your tired, predictable, by-the-numbers
>>> efforts stand alone.

>>
>> <bugles sounds>
>> Dimmy is SAVED, Snotty to the rescue. All of alt.flame (both of em)
>> breathes a collective sigh of relief.
>>
>> But the question that must be asked, is it too little too late? Will
>> Dimmy's shorts be pulled down from the flag pole by his erstwhile
>> rescuer? What will he do with them once he has them?
>>
>> More later in this enthralling day time saga.

>
>Same old, same old, Ratz.
>
>Someone tells you what a world-class lightweight and bore you are,
>and the best you can come up with is to feebly grunt back, "Oh look!
>So-and-so is trying to help out so-and-so!" Never mind the pesky
>details that I couldn't care a whit if you stomped a hole into a no-talent
>like Thorne - or that if you applied your ignorant logic to yourself,
>then the same could be said to Mr. Plow, Ross, Sharon, Cujo, Cannon,
>or Daedalus in this very thread.
>
>Of course you'll babble some inanity about "frothing" or some such
>nonsense while failing to address your own blinding hypocrisy. AUK'ers
>are the biggest dogpilers on UseNet yet they whine like a jet engine if
>any number of folks greater than one tells them they're a collection of
>cowardly humps with no redeeming value.
>
>Kick the living **** out of Thorne if you're able to, Ratz. Just don't
>blubber about it if someone informs you that you can't flame worth
>a goddamn.
>
>Contrary to my advice, you may now proceed to blubber about it.


Right on Cue, Stumble proceeds to demonstrate his inability to ever,
even once, to vary from his standardized program.

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On Tue, 2 Oct 2007 00:02:10 -0500, in
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "Scott Campbell"
<thundering_puddles@msn.com> bloviated:

>
>Hey, Mr. Plow, jet says, "BOO!"


Aww, Bumble, again, tries to live vicariously through another failed
(f)lamers reputation.

You steal failed shticks, you steal failed reps. Nice resume.

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Aratzio - Usenet ruiner #2
 
On Mon, 01 Oct 2007 20:17:15 -0700, Aratzio wrote:

> On Mon, 01 Oct 2007 23:08:08 -0400, in the land of
> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Meat Plow <meat@petitmorte.net>
> got double secret probation for writing:
>
>>On Mon, 01 Oct 2007 20:05:45 -0500, Scott Campbell wrote:
>>
>>> Aratzio wrote:
>>>> On Sat, 29 Sep 2007 00:14:24 +0100, in the land of
>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Timmay!
>>>> <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> got double secret probation for writing:
>>>
>>> [...] Dumb & Dumber
>>>
>>>> It is amazing the convolutions of logic that the hard of thinking must
>>>> go through to create a world where they are anything but what reality
>>>> says they are.
>>>
>>> <wince>
>>>
>>> Not too stilted, Ratz.
>>>
>>> Why do you insist on making a no-talent like Thorne appear
>>> semi-competent by comparison? Either un**** yourself and
>>> bring some heat or go away and die painfully, you profoundly
>>> unfunny, uninteresting, uninspired hack. You'd have to work
>>> your way UP several levels of tedium just to be classified as
>>> a garden-variety dullard. Of all the weak vomit flecks
>>> inhabitating AUK, your tired, predictable, by-the-numbers
>>> efforts stand alone.

>>
>>Aw you ran to Timmay!'s rescue. Well sort of, with your double edge rubber
>>sword.
>>
>>heh

>
> Next up for Snotty the always hilarious "Yer not funny" shtick he took
> over (stole) when Ari abandonded alt.lame.
>
> Followed closely by Dimmy claiming
> "hit a nerve"
> and/or
> VICTORY! <stayin alive stayin alive, SPIN, big finish>


These ghosts of the now net-dead alt.fLame need to go into the light and
cross over already FFS.
 
On Tue, 02 Oct 2007 10:09:58 -0400, in
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Meat Plow <meat@petitmorte.net>
bloviated:

>On Mon, 01 Oct 2007 20:17:15 -0700, Aratzio wrote:
>
>> On Mon, 01 Oct 2007 23:08:08 -0400, in the land of
>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Meat Plow <meat@petitmorte.net>
>> got double secret probation for writing:
>>
>>>On Mon, 01 Oct 2007 20:05:45 -0500, Scott Campbell wrote:
>>>
>>>> Aratzio wrote:
>>>>> On Sat, 29 Sep 2007 00:14:24 +0100, in the land of
>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Timmay!
>>>>> <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> got double secret probation for writing:
>>>>
>>>> [...] Dumb & Dumber
>>>>
>>>>> It is amazing the convolutions of logic that the hard of thinking must
>>>>> go through to create a world where they are anything but what reality
>>>>> says they are.
>>>>
>>>> <wince>
>>>>
>>>> Not too stilted, Ratz.
>>>>
>>>> Why do you insist on making a no-talent like Thorne appear
>>>> semi-competent by comparison? Either un**** yourself and
>>>> bring some heat or go away and die painfully, you profoundly
>>>> unfunny, uninteresting, uninspired hack. You'd have to work
>>>> your way UP several levels of tedium just to be classified as
>>>> a garden-variety dullard. Of all the weak vomit flecks
>>>> inhabitating AUK, your tired, predictable, by-the-numbers
>>>> efforts stand alone.
>>>
>>>Aw you ran to Timmay!'s rescue. Well sort of, with your double edge rubber
>>>sword.
>>>
>>>heh

>>
>> Next up for Snotty the always hilarious "Yer not funny" shtick he took
>> over (stole) when Ari abandonded alt.lame.
>>
>> Followed closely by Dimmy claiming
>> "hit a nerve"
>> and/or
>> VICTORY! <stayin alive stayin alive, SPIN, big finish>

>
>These ghosts of the now net-dead alt.fLame need to go into the light and
>cross over already FFS.


Resting on the laurels of the net.dead is good enough for the hacks
that are left.



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On Tue, 02 Oct 2007 00:02:10 -0500, Scott Campbell wrote:

> Meat Plow wrote:
>> On Mon, 01 Oct 2007 20:05:45 -0500, Scott Campbell wrote:
>>
>>> Aratzio wrote:
>>>> On Sat, 29 Sep 2007 00:14:24 +0100, in the land of
>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Timmay!
>>>> <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> got double secret probation for
>>>> writing:
>>>
>>> [...] Dumb & Dumber
>>>
>>>> It is amazing the convolutions of logic that the hard of thinking
>>>> must go through to create a world where they are anything but what
>>>> reality says they are.
>>>
>>> <wince>
>>>
>>> Not too stilted, Ratz.
>>>
>>> Why do you insist on making a no-talent like Thorne appear
>>> semi-competent by comparison? Either un**** yourself and
>>> bring some heat or go away and die painfully, you profoundly
>>> unfunny, uninteresting, uninspired hack. You'd have to work
>>> your way UP several levels of tedium just to be classified as
>>> a garden-variety dullard. Of all the weak vomit flecks
>>> inhabitating AUK, your tired, predictable, by-the-numbers
>>> efforts stand alone.

>>
>> Aw you ran to Timmay!'s rescue.

>
> Awww, you ran to Ratz's rescue.


Don't flatter yourself snotty.

>> Well sort of, with your double edge
>> rubber sword.
>>
>> heh

>
> Hey, Mr. Plow, jet says, "BOO!"


Jet who?
 
The 2-Belo wrote:

> Timmay! totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a withering cloud of snot:
>
>>Suzieflame <suzieflame@yachtmail.com> wrote:
>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>>>Suzieflame <suzieflame@yachtmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>>>>>Suzieflame <suzieflame@yachtmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>>Suzieflame <suzieflame@yachtmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>Suzieflame <suzieflame@yachtmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>Suzieflame <suzieflame@yachtmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Suzieflame <suzieflame@yachtmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Suzieflame <suzieflame@yachtmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Suzieflame <suzieflame@yachtmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Suzieflame <suzieflame@yachtmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Suzieflame <suzieflame@yachtmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Suzieflame <suzieflame@yachtmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Suzieflame <suzieflame@yachtmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I'd be grateful if there was less mediocrity
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>crossposted to alt.flame
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Please make a note not to allow Timmay to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>cross-post into alt.flame.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Tired of felching Burnore already, Snooze?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Tired of being Gary's bitch yet, Timmay?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Tired of being made to run around in circles like a
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>labrat, Snooze?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Tired of being a Usenet clown for nigh on 10 years,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Timmay?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Tired of shooting fish in a barrel with only a water
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>pistol in your armory, Snooze?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Tired of still being made fun of over your "three
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>****ing weeks" faux pas, Timmay?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Still smarting after being spanked by a bunch of wannabe
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>hobbits, elves and wizards?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Still trying to shake the legacy of being Big Daddy Zeus'
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>runty little sidekick?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Still posting to Usenet and pretending to be a woman,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>crossdresser?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Still hoping to be mistaken for someone from the South of
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>England, Timmay?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Still hoping to be taken by a man, transsexual?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Finally given up on the hope of being accepted and liked,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Fyshy?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I'm close to giving up hope that you're going to flame me this
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>month.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>I'm close to realizing why BDZ left you to whither on the vine.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>If you're close to realising anything then you must have taken a
>>>>>>>>>>>>heavy blow on the head recently.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>If you're close to crying, let it all out - I'm sure Burnore will
>>>>>>>>>>>give you a day off from fluffing him.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>If you're tired of sucking that cue ball, I'll have a word with
>>>>>>>>>>O'Neill and get him to give a day off from being his gimp.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>Once you get a day off, try not to spend it sending messages about
>>>>>>>>>how you have to take a whole ****ing day off.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>Did you enjoy your day off from being O'Neill's gimp?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Did you enjoy being voted Gary's bitch?
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Did you enjoy sucking O'Neill's cue ball for hours on end?
>>>>>
>>>>>Did you enjoy having the new accolade added to your .sig for you?
>>>>
>>>>Did you enjoy reading my sig, fith-rate wannabe?
>>>
>>>Did you enjoy thinking someone gave you the time of day, Dimmay?

>>
>>Did you enjoy thinking? Must be a new sensation for you.

>
> Did you enjoy your cascade, you grogan-biting hypocrite?
>

it was groin-grabbingly good.

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On Oct 1, 10:03 pm, "Scott Campbell" <thundering_pudd...@msn.com>
wrote [in part]:

> then the same could be said
> in this very thread.


Lewis Carroll would have loved Usenet....for many reasons.

-- Bill Cleere

"I prefer the pleasure of writing bits of nonsense to that of wearing
an embroidered coat which costs 800 francs." (Stendhal)

http://home.comcast.net/~bcleere/HappyGift.pdf
 
On Mon, 01 Oct 2007 23:18:47 +0100, Timmay!
<timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:

>Suzieflame <suzieflame@yachtmail.com> wrote:
>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>>Suzieflame <suzieflame@yachtmail.com> wrote:
>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>>>>Suzieflame <suzieflame@yachtmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>Suzieflame <suzieflame@yachtmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>Suzieflame <suzieflame@yachtmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>Suzieflame <suzieflame@yachtmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>Suzieflame <suzieflame@yachtmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Suzieflame <suzieflame@yachtmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Suzieflame <suzieflame@yachtmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Suzieflame <suzieflame@yachtmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Suzieflame <suzieflame@yachtmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Suzieflame <suzieflame@yachtmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Suzieflame <suzieflame@yachtmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I'd be grateful if there was less mediocrity crossposted to alt.flame
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Please make a note not to allow Timmay to cross-post into alt.flame.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Tired of felching Burnore already, Snooze?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Tired of being Gary's bitch yet, Timmay?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Tired of being made to run around in circles like a labrat, Snooze?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Tired of being a Usenet clown for nigh on 10 years, Timmay?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Tired of shooting fish in a barrel with only a water pistol in your
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>armory, Snooze?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Tired of still being made fun of over your "three ****ing weeks" faux
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>pas, Timmay?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Still smarting after being spanked by a bunch of wannabe hobbits,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>elves and wizards?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Still trying to shake the legacy of being Big Daddy Zeus' runty little
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>sidekick?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Still posting to Usenet and pretending to be a woman, crossdresser?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Still hoping to be mistaken for someone from the South of England,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Timmay?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Still hoping to be taken by a man, transsexual?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Finally given up on the hope of being accepted and liked, Fyshy?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>I'm close to giving up hope that you're going to flame me this month.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>I'm close to realizing why BDZ left you to whither on the vine.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>If you're close to realising anything then you must have taken a heavy
>>>>>>>>>>>blow on the head recently.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>If you're close to crying, let it all out - I'm sure Burnore will give
>>>>>>>>>>you a day off from fluffing him.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>If you're tired of sucking that cue ball, I'll have a word with
>>>>>>>>>O'Neill and get him to give a day off from being his gimp.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>Once you get a day off, try not to spend it sending messages about how
>>>>>>>>you have to take a whole ****ing day off.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Did you enjoy your day off from being O'Neill's gimp?
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Did you enjoy being voted Gary's bitch?
>>>>>
>>>>>Did you enjoy sucking O'Neill's cue ball for hours on end?
>>>>
>>>>Did you enjoy having the new accolade added to your .sig for you?
>>>
>>>Did you enjoy reading my sig, fith-rate wannabe?

>>
>>Did you enjoy thinking someone gave you the time of day, Dimmay?

>
>Did you enjoy thinking? Must be a new sensation for you.


Did you really just type that lame-ass excuse for a flame and hit
send?

Suzie
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Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> got double secret probation for writing:
>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> got double secret probation for writing:
>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> got double secret probation for writing:
>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> got double secret probation for writing:
>>>>>>[...]
>>>>>>>>Still only one stupid kook in sight. This has to be a first.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Wow, my credibility just took a hit.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>You never had any in the first place.
>>>>>
>>>>>Not like you could think of a line with out me feeding you with sarcasm.
>>>>
>>>>If you wanna wear a big sign that screams 'kick me', its best not to
>>>>whine about being kicked, unless you enjoy whining? <--------------------------- Short yellow bus riders read here
>>>
>>>Where's the whining, moron? Specifically point out the term or phrase
>>>you believe to be a whine. Just want to be able to pinpoint where in
>>>your education the teachers went wrong. My current theory is they
>>>actually felt you were educable.

>>
>>There has been a mysterious pattern to my posts for the past decade.

>
>Stupidity, lameness and complete lack of humor.


You asked for directions to your whining, you whining witless wonder.
You were given directions for your whining. Now you're whining about
being given directions to your whining. Can't you do anything but
whine? Its tediously ****ing boring. Do you realise how dull it is to
plod through your posts, kicking your lazy, unimaginative arse all
over alt.flame? Its so one-sided it isn't funny.

>>Someone makes a comment, I follow it with another comment. Generally
>>the two comments have a theme and can be thought of as part of the
>>same 'conversation'. I think I've given you too much of a clue. Do you
>>require more help pinpointing it? If so, please board the short yellow
>>bus and wipe the drool from your chin when you board.

>
>Translation: Puke up any ole delusional gibberish and call it a (f)lame.


All aboard the short yellow bus. Next stop, basic english
comprehension for unimaginitive cretins, where you'll be getting off.

>>>>>You are pathetic. It is like when everyone gets bored with these
>>>>>monotonic lames you claim to be flames and walks away shaking their
>>>>>head, you then prance and preen claiming your victory once more.
>>>>
>>>>It is hardly difficult to outwit someone posting from AUK.
>>>
>>>I am, wow, this sure looks like aav3f. But this is your fantasy, do continue.

>>
>>It might be crossposted there, but you subscribe to and read AUK.

>
>Really? How can you be sure? Oh, that's right, you follow people
>around usenet.


Sharon said the same thing and she got spanked over it. Every time she
plucks up the courage to post to alt.flame, she finds me there to punt
her back into oblivion. Being the generous person I am I'm going to
allow you to drop it and never mention it again. This is a one time
offer. So what's it to be? Do I follow people around Usenet or are you
a paranoid pillock who wants to spend some Usenet time being my bitch?

>>You'd be reading this from AUK if I cut aav3f. Of course you could
>>still deny that you read AUK, but we both know that would be futile.

>
>But you didn't did you. Funny you make a lot of delusional claims but
>you never can quite back them up.


I've got no need to back anything up because you've not stated
anything that needed refuting. Now, if you were to state that you
didn't read AUK, which you've been extremely hesitant to say, then I
might have to wade in and prove you to be a liar. Roll the dice and
make your choice.

>>>>They usually display markedly lower than average deductive reasoning,
>>>
>>>I can see where you could get that impression.

>>
>>That's not a very nice thing to say about your fellow AUK'ers. Do they
>>know you hold them in such a low esteem?


Hmmmm. No response, obviously correct.

<guffaw>

>>>The problem is that you write it, people point and laugh at you, you
>>>then post more delusional screed. Not like it requires AC Doyle to
>>>deduce you are a half-wit.

>>
>>The people doing the pointing and laughing are the very same people
>>that give you an impression of having a lower than average ability in
>>deductive reasoning.

>
>Ah, the context snip with the follow-up based upon the changed
>context. How cute, useless bute cute. I am sure self styled flamers
>enjoy being characterized as cute.
>
>Which explains why deductive reasoning is not required for your posts,
>half-wit.


There was no context snip, you utterly confused spastic.

Here I make a remark about AUK'ers:

>"They usually display markedly lower than average deductive reasoning,"


You snip my sentence and reply with:

>"I can see where you could get that impression."


There is nothing unambiguous about your reply. Its not cut. Its not
taken out of context. It cannot be interpreted any other way. If you
meant to say something different, you did a ****ing poor job of it. If
you can't express yourself properly then unplug your keyboard and get
the **** out of here. You clearly don't belong.

>>Am I supposed to be upset that a bunch of people
>>we both agree to have markedly low intelligence called me a few names
>>and don't think highly of me? I'll just grab that box of tissues...

>
>Well, you have been quite regular in your spewing to usenet, ever
>since you were named "Burnore's Bitch". So yeah, evidence does support
>that conclusion.


There is no evidence of anything except your craziness, kook. You're
reaching the bottom of the barrel and have even taken to claiming I'm
following people around Usenet. Don't you realise how completely
laughable your statement is? You're completely kooking out.

>>>>subnormally low intelligence, virtually no creativity and they can't
>>>>quite grasp the point that they are inferior creatures to the rest of
>>>>the population. Victory is assured before I post.
>>>
>>>Nothing like demonstrating that I am right.
>>>Did you do that whole "staying alive" bit?

>>
>>Forgive me for not knowing what the **** you're babbling about when
>>you make an obscure reference to some 70s film.

>
>Not like it is hard to get one by you, eh, Dimmy.
>
>Hint: You claimed victory", right on schedule. Which given your
>preening egoist nature would require a victory dance . Travolta would
>seem right up your alley.


Victory is assured. The human flith emanating from AUK isn't capable
of mounting a challenge for longer than a couple of reply cycles.

>>>>>It is amazing the convolutions of logic that the hard of thinking must
>>>>>go through to create a world where they are anything but what reality
>>>>>says they are. Yes, Dimmy, that would be you. Delusions of adequacy
>>>>>dance in that teacup sized brain.
>>>>
>>>>"From: a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com
>>>>Subject: My wife complains about my small **** ALL THE TIME!"
>>>>
>>>>Please don't send me any further email. Thank you.
>>>
>>>"I know, I'll make up something and everyone will believe Ratz is
>>>emailing me"
>>>
>>>No kook ever tried that one before.

>>
>>I can see why you'd think that.

>
>Yes, you are that stupid.


PeeWee Herman wants his repertoire back.

>> You do display markedly lower than
>>average deductive reasoning and subnormally low intelligence.

>
> snicker


I thought it was funny too. Its pretty sad you're laughing at it while
proving it in almost every sentence.

>>My comment has precipated a rather irrational comment from you to such a
>>jovial gag. I guess I touched a nerve.

>
>If you are delusional, then you could make that assumption. But again,
>you seem to lost something in your translation of English to Dimmy.


I didn't actually the aim the gag that high, but it seems to have
missed you by some distance. I'm coming to the conclusion that if I
had to aim to hit you, it wouldn't be going skywards.

>>>I obviously was being far too kind when I used pathetic.

>
>No response, obviously correct.


<guffaw>

>>>>>>>Dayam, what shall I do, deary me, called a kook, by a multi-award winner.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Hopefully you'll get the message that constantly making yourself a
>>>>>>laughing stock with these tepid displays of your mediocre (f)laming
>>>>>>talent and endeavour to dive in front of a bus, allowing spam to
>>>>>>improve the signal to noise ratio in AF.
>>>>>
>>>>>What flaming, Dimmy?
>>>>
>>>>Exactly.
>>>
>>>Dimmy, I had to feed you the line, again. Just so I could point out you
>>>could not tell a flame if it was a ten pound wart attached to your nose.

>>
>>Could you whine a little louder about setting yourself up for an easy
>>shot? There's someone in the next solar system who hasn't heard you.

>
>So how is the wart these days? Do you notice it any more?


Your mom is fine. She send her regards and says she'll change your
diaper when she gets back from the two week holiday. Hopefully you
won't have attracted that many flies and suffocated on them by then.

>>>>>Sarcasm and pointing out your lack of skills in any arena could hardly
>>>>>be called flaming. Toss in that a moron like you imagines anyone is
>>>>>subbing alt.lame just makes it that much more pathetic.
>>>>
>>>>You got something to say about alt.flame? You don't have the balls.
>>>
>>>So you can't read either or just begging for help?

>>
>>I knew you'd weasel out of making any more comments about 'alt.lame'.

>
>"Toss in that a moron like you imagines anyone is subbing alt.lame
>just makes it that much more pathetic. "


Its the SAME ****ing comment, you crainially-challenged clown. I said
any MORE comments. You're so utterly lacking in any creative ability
that you can't write anything new. Click your heels together three
times, Dorothy. You're off to Oz to ask the wizard for an imagination.

>>You just don't have the spine. You're so easy to manipulate. Do you
>>see how easy it is to control a weak-minded fool like you?

>
>That I called alt.flame, alt.lame and declared it dead was not enough?
>
>No one came to your rescue, even with that pathetic mewl for help.
>
>Now beg for more help, Dimmy.


Since you're in the mood to continue to do my bidding, how about you
saddle on over to the fridge and get me a beer?

>>>>>I suppose winning all your kook awards was somewhat disturbing, for
>>>>>such a weak minded sot as yourself, but I am sure the train went all
>>>>>the way off the tracks when you realized how many people consider you
>>>>>an obsessive stalking froot loop and made you Gary's personal punch bag.
>>>>
>>>>I think its pretty funny.
>>>
>>>So do we . You froth and claim victory, you win awards, we laugh.

>>
>>The people handing out the 'awards' are the very same people that give
>>you an impression of having a lower than average ability in deductive
>>reasoning. Am I supposed to be upset that a bunch of people we both
>>agree to have markedly low intelligence called me a kook and don't
>>think highly of me? I'll just grab a second box of tissues...

>
>Sad.


Lets see if you can make it through the next post without mentioning
'frothing', 'laming' or 'delusional', you uncreative little twerp.

>>>>You have to consider the situation.
>>>
>>>You obsess constantly about Gary, that would be the situation. It has
>>>now been officially recognized. Ergo the much higher visibility from you.

>>
>>I do no such thing you silly little man. I read a couple of newsgroups
>>and if the kiddie-diddling imbecile happens to pop up in those groups,
>>I bait the idiot and watch half a dozen loons from his flea circus try
>>to defend him. I know its not very sporting or difficult, but hey, I
>>find it fun.

>
>See, you obsess about Burnore. You can't even make it through a post
>with out some reference to Gary.


We went for ten posts without mentioning Burnore in this thread, so
your statement is incorrect. If you'd said "I can't make it through
five posts without mentioning Burnore." that would be factually
correct. You do realise you're the one who has constantly brought up
his name in this thread, don't you?

>>>>A bunch of neanderthals who've yet to walk upright
>>>
>>>So I can add Paleoanthropology to the list of which you are wholly
>>>ignorant. If you are going to lame people, Dimmy, at least try to have
>>>a basic understanding of the words you are using.

>>
>>I seem to have touched a nerve there. I suppose paleoanthropology is
>>useful to you so you can identify your family and friends.

>
>"I touched a nerve there"
>You probably actually believe that you did. That your lame was based
>upon complete ignorance, well that is quite okay with you. Ignorance
>is your watchword.


It was late, I was tired, scratch one point up to you. I'm quite
confident the multitude of points I'm beating you on are more than
enough to see you off.

>>[...]

>
> SNORT
>And so begins the run and hide of Dimmy the coward. Up til now all was
>good, then you got your tit in the wringer with a load of ignorant
>twaddle and suddenly Dimmy needs to trim and make the bad words go
>away. I can always count on that from you, Dimmy. What next spelling
>lames?


I'll leave those to you.

"Have you picked up a dictionary, ever?"
<evnne1ls4voub9bq0b0o7ei2e14ddo41cf@4ax.com>

"Do try to keep up Mr. Illiteracy."
<evnne1ls4voub9bq0b0o7ei2e14ddo41cf@4ax.com>

"Literacy is not something you can put on a resume."
<evnne1ls4voub9bq0b0o7ei2e14ddo41cf@4ax.com>

Don't let the door hit you on the way out.

>>>> Burnore can't wander into any newsgroup
>>>>without someone slinging the 'child molester' tag at him.
>>>
>>>Usually due to some obsessive ****wit following him around. I'll bet
>>>you have that whole google alerts thing set up just for Gary.

>>
>><rolls eyes>
>>
>>Having googled my profile you know I read just two newsgroups.

>
>Well, Mr. Ego is lose today.


"Literacy is not something you can put on a resume."
<evnne1ls4voub9bq0b0o7ei2e14ddo41cf@4ax.com>

<guffaw>

>No, Dimmy, I didn't but this, again, is your delusion, do continue:


You should. You'll find the delusion is all yours. You'll find that it
was you who brought Burnore into the flurry of posts between us.

Lets see what the dictionary says about delusion:

'Psychiatry. a fixed false belief that is resistant to reason or
confrontation with actual fact: a paranoid delusion.'

If we couple this with the rampant paranoia that thinks I'm following
people around Usenet (you can pony up some proof any time now) then
we're beginning to see some downright kooky behaviour from you.

>>How you can deduce from that obsessive behaviour I don't know.

>
>The fact you inject Burnore in everything.


Fact: You brought Burnore into this thread, not me.

>>I think you're firmly in the bracket of having a lower than average
>>ability in deductive reasoning and markedly low intelligence. Some
>>might even say your deduction is downright kooky.

>
>Ah, Dimmy, so in love love with his own words, he just repeats,
>repeats and then repeats.


Some things need to be repeated because you have a lower than average
ability in deductive reasoning and markedly low intelligence. The
longer this thread goes on the clearer it becomes.

>>>>The sycophantic knuckle-draggers who bow down to him for their free Usenet
>>>>posting accounts can't help but respond and wade into flame wars
>>>>because of Burnore's indiscretion with his then step-daughter.
>>>
>>>Would I be one of those or are you just frothing in general about the
>>>quantity of people on usenet, regardless of nsp, that think you a lube job?

>>
>>I think you can only read a post in two ways. The person is either
>>lifeless, dull and without enthusiasm.

>
>Of course you can only see two ways, Dimmy. You have the imagination
>of a sea slug.


'I think you can only read a post in two ways.'

'Of course you can only see two ways, Dimmy'

There you have it. There couldn't be a more blatant Hermanism. You
were saying something about imagination, magpie mind?

>>If they don't fall into that category then they're a 'frothing loon'.
>>Your deductive reasoning shows far more about your cognitive abilities
>>than you realise.
>>

>
>That you are an award winning frothing loon will be ignored for a
>moment.
>
>Contrary to what your ego tries to tell you:
>
>You are a delusional half-wit that thinks spewing mindless drivelling
>fantasies is flaming. That you then use pathetic lames like "I hit a
>nerve", repeat yourself ad infinitum, snip and run and then display
>the unlimited ignorance that only a truly moronic individual could
>display is why you are seen as a kook.
>
>Clear enough, Dimmy.


In this post I've shone a bright light on your delusions. Your first
paranoid delusion is that you're convinced I'm following you/people
around Usenet. The second screamingly funny delusion is that you've
mentioned multiple times that I brought Burnore into this thread, when
you are clearly at odds with fact. I chuckled when you mentioned
'truly moronic' and 'kook'. I've not seen so many own goals in a
single post for quite some time.

>>>>These knuckle-draggers have been easy pickings for quite some time and I've
>>>>hammered plenty of them into the ground like tent pegs.
>>>
>>>And the delusions of adequacy return.

>>
>>"From: a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com
>>Subject: My wife complains about my small **** ALL THE TIME!"
>>
>>I told you to stop sending me email.
>>
>>[Cue: "Waaaaaaahhhhhh!!! I'm not sending you email. Waaaaaaahhhhhh!!!]

>
>Like no other kook has ever tried that.


"Ah, Dimmy, so in love love with his own words, he just repeats,
repeats and then repeats."

<guffaw>

>Cue standard Dimmy Delusion:
>"I hit a nerve"


Ahh, the old delusion line again.

"Ah, Dimmy, so in love love with his own words, he just repeats,
repeats and then repeats."

Did you have to practice to score own goals like this or did it come
naturally?

>>>You do remember Bill Cleere and I discussing his spending quality time
>>>with his grand son and you jumping in and whining about Burnore?

>>
>>No, I'm sure it left a big impression on you and you're going to tell
>>me all about it. You dull twat.

>
>That was pretty ugly for you, I can see why you blanked it.


I really don't remember it. Perhaps you could give me a little
refresher given that you are so proud of your exploits?

>>[...] "Yer a kook, yada, yada, yada."
>>
>>Colour me unimpressed.

>
>More like unimpressive:
>:>A bunch of neanderthals who've yet to walk upright
>:
>:So I can add Paleoanthropology to the list of which you are wholly
>:ignorant. If you are going to lame people, Dimmy, at least try to have
>:a basic understanding of the words you are using.
>:
>:
>:>and who are much more at
>:>home in the trees scoffing bananas tell me I'm a kook because I enjoy
>:>baiting the Burnore clan.
>:
>:<Mr. helpful mode>
>:Dimmy, the Neanderthals were not tree living, they were omnivorous and
>:they walked upright much as homo sapiens.
>:
>:Dimmy, would you like to try that with an earlier member of the genus
>:homo? It then would have possibly worked. But you would have been
>:better off with a monkey or chimp reference. Displaying your
>:ignorance, Dimmy, does seem to cause your lames to lose any possible
>:impact.
>:</Mr. Helpful mode>
>
>Now that was funny stuff, I get to educate you on basic flaming and
>basic antropology, you get the whole hoist on the petard effect and I
>get to laugh at you for snipping and running.


You won a small point. I'm impressed. Lets see how you handle this
post. Remember to answer everything and no snipping and running.

Shall I write the spank claim now?

--
Timmay!

Kook of the Month May 1999
Golden Killfile Sept 1999
Looney Maroon Dec 1998
Looney Maroon Feb 1999
Palmjob Paddle Nov 1999
Palmjob Paddle Oct 2000
George Pickett Sept 2000
George Pickett Oct 2000
Busted Urinal Award
George Armstrong Custer "Kicked @$$" Award
Tar & Feathers Award
Kook Kard Deck, Three of Spades
 
The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
>Timmay! totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a withering cloud of snot:

[...]
>>Did you enjoy thinking? Must be a new sensation for you.

>
>Did you enjoy your cascade, you grogan-biting hypocrite?


You should be busy making presents for all the good boys and girls
around the world, halfling. Get back to work.

--
Timmay!

"I wonder if aft realises they're taking killfile advice from Usenet's
No.1 newsgroup invader?" Fifth-rate Suzieflame pays homage in
<77b0od$ub2$1@nnrp1.dejanews.com>
 
"Scott Campbell" <thundering_puddles@msn.com> wrote:

>Why do you insist on making a no-talent like Thorne appear
>semi-competent by comparison?


You could always pick up that Iraq thread you hastily dropped and show
the pissant how its done, if you can manage not to repeat Dubya's
words half a dozen times.

--
Timmay!

Kook of the Month May 1999
Golden Killfile Sept 1999
Looney Maroon Dec 1998
Looney Maroon Feb 1999
Palmjob Paddle Nov 1999
Palmjob Paddle Oct 2000
George Pickett Sept 2000
George Pickett Oct 2000
Busted Urinal Award
George Armstrong Custer "Kicked @$$" Award
Tar & Feathers Award
Kook Kard Deck, Three of Spades
 
Suzieflame <suzieflame@yachtmail.com> wrote:
>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>Suzieflame <suzieflame@yachtmail.com> wrote:
>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>>>Suzieflame <suzieflame@yachtmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>>>>>Suzieflame <suzieflame@yachtmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>>Suzieflame <suzieflame@yachtmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>Suzieflame <suzieflame@yachtmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>Suzieflame <suzieflame@yachtmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Suzieflame <suzieflame@yachtmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Suzieflame <suzieflame@yachtmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Suzieflame <suzieflame@yachtmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Suzieflame <suzieflame@yachtmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Suzieflame <suzieflame@yachtmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Suzieflame <suzieflame@yachtmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Suzieflame <suzieflame@yachtmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I'd be grateful if there was less mediocrity crossposted to alt.flame
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Please make a note not to allow Timmay to cross-post into alt.flame.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Tired of felching Burnore already, Snooze?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Tired of being Gary's bitch yet, Timmay?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Tired of being made to run around in circles like a labrat, Snooze?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Tired of being a Usenet clown for nigh on 10 years, Timmay?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Tired of shooting fish in a barrel with only a water pistol in your
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>armory, Snooze?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Tired of still being made fun of over your "three ****ing weeks" faux
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>pas, Timmay?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Still smarting after being spanked by a bunch of wannabe hobbits,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>elves and wizards?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Still trying to shake the legacy of being Big Daddy Zeus' runty little
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>sidekick?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Still posting to Usenet and pretending to be a woman, crossdresser?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Still hoping to be mistaken for someone from the South of England,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Timmay?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Still hoping to be taken by a man, transsexual?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Finally given up on the hope of being accepted and liked, Fyshy?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I'm close to giving up hope that you're going to flame me this month.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>I'm close to realizing why BDZ left you to whither on the vine.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>If you're close to realising anything then you must have taken a heavy
>>>>>>>>>>>>blow on the head recently.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>If you're close to crying, let it all out - I'm sure Burnore will give
>>>>>>>>>>>you a day off from fluffing him.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>If you're tired of sucking that cue ball, I'll have a word with
>>>>>>>>>>O'Neill and get him to give a day off from being his gimp.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>Once you get a day off, try not to spend it sending messages about how
>>>>>>>>>you have to take a whole ****ing day off.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>Did you enjoy your day off from being O'Neill's gimp?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Did you enjoy being voted Gary's bitch?
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Did you enjoy sucking O'Neill's cue ball for hours on end?
>>>>>
>>>>>Did you enjoy having the new accolade added to your .sig for you?
>>>>
>>>>Did you enjoy reading my sig, fith-rate wannabe?
>>>
>>>Did you enjoy thinking someone gave you the time of day, Dimmay?

>>
>>Did you enjoy thinking? Must be a new sensation for you.

>
>Did you really just type that lame-ass excuse for a flame and hit
>send?


Ahhh, the stunningly crafted 'lame' lame is utilised. You've hit rock
bottom. I know there is nobody is at home up there, but could you
switch the lights off on your way out of alt.flame? Thanks.

--
Timmay!

"I wonder if aft realises they're taking killfile advice from Usenet's
No.1 newsgroup invader?" Fifth-rate Suzieflame pays homage in
<77b0od$ub2$1@nnrp1.dejanews.com>
 
On Wed, 03 Oct 2007 00:33:21 +0100, Timmay! wrote:

<snip froth and foam>

> Shall I write the spank claim now?


Right on cue. You must be reading from a teleprompter.

heh
 
On Wed, 03 Oct 2007 00:33:21 +0100, in the land of
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Timmay!
<timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> got double secret probation for writing:

>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> got double secret probation for writing:


>>>There has been a mysterious pattern to my posts for the past decade.

>>
>>Stupidity, lameness and complete lack of humor.

>
>You asked for directions to your whining, you whining witless wonder.
>You were given directions for your whining. Now you're whining about
>being given directions to your whining. Can't you do anything but
>whine? Its tediously ****ing boring. Do you realise how dull it is to
>plod through your posts, kicking your lazy, unimaginative arse all
>over alt.flame? Its so one-sided it isn't funny.
>


And as predicted, the self styled "flame warrior" once again, declares
victory. As predicted.

No, Dimmy, it's incredibly predictable. Please tell everyone why you
think such repetitive and delusional froth could ever be condidered
anything other than the frothing of a delusional half-wit.

<snip Dimmy's mindless drooling chest thudding>

PS: Before your voices start clamoring, no, I did not even bother
wading through your muck.

--

Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

Aratzio - Usenet ruiner #2
 
On Wed, 03 Oct 2007 00:33:51 +0100, in the land of
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Timmay!
<timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> got double secret probation for writing:

>"Scott Campbell" <thundering_puddles@msn.com> wrote:
>
>>Why do you insist on making a no-talent like Thorne appear
>>semi-competent by comparison?

>
>You could always pick up that Iraq thread you hastily dropped and show
>the pissant how its done, if you can manage not to repeat Dubya's
>words half a dozen times.


Wow, Dimmy, pissing on about someone being repetitive.
<scritch>
"VICTORY!"
<scritch>
"VICTORY!"
<scritch>
"VICTORY!"
<scritch>
"VICTORY!"
<scritch>
"VICTORY!"
<scritch>
"VICTORY!"
<scritch>
"VICTORY!"
<scritch>
"VICTORY!"
<scritch>
"VICTORY!"
<scritch>
"VICTORY!"
<scritch>
"VICTORY!"
<scritch>
"VICTORY!"


--

Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

Aratzio - Usenet ruiner #2
 
On Tue, 02 Oct 2007 20:08:24 -0400, in the land of
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Meat Plow <meat@petitmorte.net>
got double secret probation for writing:

>On Wed, 03 Oct 2007 00:33:21 +0100, Timmay! wrote:
>
><snip froth and foam>
>
>> Shall I write the spank claim now?

>
>Right on cue. You must be reading from a teleprompter.
>
>heh
>
>

Dimmay And The Way of The Flame Warrior

"I WIN"
"YOU STOOPUD ME SMARD"
"I WIN!"
"WEREN'T YOU READING I SAID I WIN!"
"hit a nerve"
"I WIN!"
"you are whining"
"I WIN!!!!!"
"<spelling lame>"
"I WIN!"
"<cry for help from the net.dead>"
"I WIN!"

--

Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

Aratzio - Usenet ruiner #2
 
Timmay! totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a withering cloud of snot:

>The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
>>Timmay! totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a withering cloud of snot:

>[...]
>>>Did you enjoy thinking? Must be a new sensation for you.

>>
>>Did you enjoy your cascade, you grogan-biting hypocrite?

>
>You should be busy making presents for all the good boys and girls
>around the world, halfling. Get back to work.


Lately I tend to regard you as one of those pull-string doll toys with a speaker
in its polyethylene skull that barks out the same phrases over and over, like
some kind of perverted Chatty Cathy with a bad accent. And a wit to match.

I would have thought at least something would have changed in you over the
past eight or nine goddamned years -- a nervous breakdown, a revelation that
you're actually Thomas Harden, a conversion to Buddhism, anything -- but here
you are, running the program you came in with. Over, and over again.

I can stretch the simile and state that the reason for your longevity -- and as
I keep telling other ****heads in this group ( waves to Bill Cleere and Stain ),
longevity alone never equals skill -- is that like the aforementioned dusty
doll, you don't even have any batteries to rip out and throw out the window with
a gleeful, sinister giggle. You are a purely mechanical automaton that, like
Frank Lambert's lead phonograph, might still even be audible 129 years from
now... but will suck just as much.

Although that, of course, can be remedied.

breaks Thorne's plastic head off over his knee


--
The 2-Belo [the2beloATmsdDOTbiglobeDOTneDOTjp]
All-Seeing All-Knowing Glorious Emperor for Life, Meow [Ret.]
The alt.fan.karl-malden.nose Webcenter Museum:
http://www.godhatesjanks.org/webcenter/
auk: Hammer of Thor by Special Decree 1999
aavf3: mhm21x20
Top Usenet Asshole #16
Lits Slut #4

"I ask for 'fal tor pan'! The restore from backup!"
 
On Tue, 02 Oct 2007 18:07:45 -0700 Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
wrote in Message id: <vhq5g31rlmdc8ln8ak51brakg19pvt7l31@4ax.com>:

>
>PS: Before your voices start clamoring, no, I did not even bother
>wading through your muck.


Ratzo limps off into the sunset, tail between his legs...

Haw Haw!
 
On Mon, 01 Oct 2007 23:08:08 -0400 Meat Plow <meat@petitmorte.net> wrote
in Message id: <19p265.f2i.19.2@news.alt.net>:

>On Mon, 01 Oct 2007 20:05:45 -0500, Scott Campbell wrote:
>
>> Aratzio wrote:
>>> On Sat, 29 Sep 2007 00:14:24 +0100, in the land of
>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Timmay!
>>> <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> got double secret probation for writing:

>>
>> [...] Dumb & Dumber
>>
>>> It is amazing the convolutions of logic that the hard of thinking must
>>> go through to create a world where they are anything but what reality
>>> says they are.

>>
>> <wince>
>>
>> Not too stilted, Ratz.
>>
>> Why do you insist on making a no-talent like Thorne appear
>> semi-competent by comparison? Either un**** yourself and
>> bring some heat or go away and die painfully, you profoundly
>> unfunny, uninteresting, uninspired hack. You'd have to work
>> your way UP several levels of tedium just to be classified as
>> a garden-variety dullard. Of all the weak vomit flecks
>> inhabitating AUK, your tired, predictable, by-the-numbers
>> efforts stand alone.

>
>Aw you ran to Timmay!'s rescue. Well sort of, with your double edge rubber
>sword.
>
>heh


Meat Plow to the rescue!
 
On Wed, 03 Oct 2007 00:33:59 +0100, Timmay!
<timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:

>Suzieflame <suzieflame@yachtmail.com> wrote:
>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>>Suzieflame <suzieflame@yachtmail.com> wrote:
>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>>>>Suzieflame <suzieflame@yachtmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>Suzieflame <suzieflame@yachtmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>Suzieflame <suzieflame@yachtmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>Suzieflame <suzieflame@yachtmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>Suzieflame <suzieflame@yachtmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Suzieflame <suzieflame@yachtmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Suzieflame <suzieflame@yachtmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Suzieflame <suzieflame@yachtmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Suzieflame <suzieflame@yachtmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Suzieflame <suzieflame@yachtmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Suzieflame <suzieflame@yachtmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Suzieflame <suzieflame@yachtmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I'd be grateful if there was less mediocrity crossposted to alt.flame
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Please make a note not to allow Timmay to cross-post into alt.flame.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Tired of felching Burnore already, Snooze?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Tired of being Gary's bitch yet, Timmay?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Tired of being made to run around in circles like a labrat, Snooze?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Tired of being a Usenet clown for nigh on 10 years, Timmay?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Tired of shooting fish in a barrel with only a water pistol in your
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>armory, Snooze?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Tired of still being made fun of over your "three ****ing weeks" faux
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>pas, Timmay?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Still smarting after being spanked by a bunch of wannabe hobbits,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>elves and wizards?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Still trying to shake the legacy of being Big Daddy Zeus' runty little
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>sidekick?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Still posting to Usenet and pretending to be a woman, crossdresser?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Still hoping to be mistaken for someone from the South of England,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Timmay?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Still hoping to be taken by a man, transsexual?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Finally given up on the hope of being accepted and liked, Fyshy?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I'm close to giving up hope that you're going to flame me this month.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I'm close to realizing why BDZ left you to whither on the vine.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>If you're close to realising anything then you must have taken a heavy
>>>>>>>>>>>>>blow on the head recently.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>If you're close to crying, let it all out - I'm sure Burnore will give
>>>>>>>>>>>>you a day off from fluffing him.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>If you're tired of sucking that cue ball, I'll have a word with
>>>>>>>>>>>O'Neill and get him to give a day off from being his gimp.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>Once you get a day off, try not to spend it sending messages about how
>>>>>>>>>>you have to take a whole ****ing day off.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>Did you enjoy your day off from being O'Neill's gimp?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>Did you enjoy being voted Gary's bitch?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Did you enjoy sucking O'Neill's cue ball for hours on end?
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Did you enjoy having the new accolade added to your .sig for you?
>>>>>
>>>>>Did you enjoy reading my sig, fith-rate wannabe?
>>>>
>>>>Did you enjoy thinking someone gave you the time of day, Dimmay?
>>>
>>>Did you enjoy thinking? Must be a new sensation for you.

>>
>>Did you really just type that lame-ass excuse for a flame and hit
>>send?

>
>Ahhh, the stunningly crafted 'lame' lame is utilised. You've hit rock
>bottom.


Let's be clear: sometimes a lame really is a lame, and "thinking = a
new sensation for you" is so pisspoor it's not even a third rate lame.
Useless newbies like Jet wouldn't use that kind of material for fear
of being rightly humiliated. It's telling you see it as premo material

>Could yo
>switch the lights off on your way out of alt.flame? Thanks.


Begging me to leave, Dimmay?

Suzie
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