Verbal masturbation.. wez style..

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wez

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For over a week I thought I had clinicals this Thurs. and Fri. until yesterday morning when I realized I had both days off... yay me
 
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I just got this in an email from one of my profs...

...This is the first year we actually know at this point, that all of you in the junior class will be able to have a South Africa experience if you choose!
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I choose!! I'm gone like the wind next year for 6 weeks! Yay the fukk me!

 
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I was a maid in university. Ironing and shlepping laundry at a hotel. I don't iron if at all humanly possible. The smell of ironing reminds me of my Mom though....and the Young and the Restless.
 
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wez

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I call bullsh!t!!! You should see the crease I can put in a pair of slacks!
You could cut a rump roast with my crease.
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Dude.. I owned a dry cleaners for 11 years and pressed clothes all day, everyday.. I'm tellin' ya.. Best in the world.. Sheer perfection.. Kinda enjoy it actually.

I can prove it if I have to.. After I get out of the hospital of course.. just don't bust my right arm.. hahaha

 
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Dude.. I owned a dry cleaners for 11 years and pressed clothes all day, everyday.. I'm tellin' ya.. Best in the world.. Sheer perfection.. Kinda enjoy it actually.
I can prove it if I have to.. After I get out of the hospital of course.. just don't bust my right arm.. hahaha
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Are you of Middle Eastern, Central Asian, Eastern European, or Far Eastern descent?

 
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Hey, baby, if youre feelin down

I know what's good for you all day

Are you worried what your friends see

Will it ruin your reputation lovin me

cause I'm a dirty white boy

Yeah a dirty white boy

A dirty white boy

Dont drive no big black car

Dont like no hollywood movie star

You want me to be true to you

You dont give a **** what I do to you

I'm just a dirty white boy

Dirty white boy, dirty white boy

Dirty white boy, dirty white boy

Dirty white boy

Well, I'm a dirty white boy

Dirty white boy, dirty white boy

Dirty white boy, yeah, dirty white boy

A dirty white boy

I've been in trouble since I dont know when

I'm in trouble now and I now somehow Ill find trouble again

I'm a loner, but I'm never alone

Every night I get one step closer to the danger zone

cause I'm a dirty white boy

Dirty white boy, yeah, dirty white boy

Dirty white boy, Im a dirty white boy

Dirty white boy

Cmon, cmon boy

Dirty white boy, white boy

Dirty white boy, Im a dirty white boy

Dirty white boy

Hey, I'm a dirty white boy

Dirty white boy, yeah, I'm a dirty white boy

Dirty white boy, dirty white boy, yeah

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wez

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I woke up, breathing, brain intact, I can see, hear, move my arms and legs, control my sphinter muscles, Sun's shining! Yay the fukk me!
 
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weez

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Do you think you'll always wake up, breathing, brain intact, seeing, hearing, and have voluntary control of your sphinter muscles?

I'm here to tell ya.. Aint gonna happen.. 100% no money back guarantee..

Are you daft man?

 
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