Verbal masturbation.. wez style..

[Hey Emmy!]

I'm just about ready to iron my scrubs and do the dishes... By hand..

And I vacuumed already and am fresh out of the shower...

yay you!

 

[ImWithStupid]

I'm just about ready to iron my scrubs and do the dishes... By hand..

How do you get your hand hot enough to iron clothes?

 

[wez]

How do you get your hand hot enough to iron clothes?

Cut it off with a butter knife and microwaved it on high for 10 minutes..

 

[RoyalOrleans]

How do you get your hand hot enough to iron clothes?

Vigorous masturbation.

 

[emkay64]

After vigorous masturbation the last thing I wanna do is iron clothes....

 

[weez]

After vigorous masturbation the last thing I wanna do is iron clothes....

What a coinkidink.. I can assist with the former and then you can watch me do the latter whilst you bask in a warm bath scented with rose petals.

Call me.. I got $5 burning a hole in my pocket..

 

[ImWithStupid]

After vigorous masturbation the last thing I wanna do is iron clothes....

But is your hand hot enough to iron them if you wanted to?

 

[emkay64]

But is your hand hot enough to iron them if you wanted to?

Hmmmm....I don't know...lemme check. my hands are covered in...errr....starch.

 

[wez]

Hmmmm....I don't know...lemme check. my hands are covered in...errr....starch.

Are you sure that's starch? Here, let me taste them for you...

I only posted that cause my Chinese take out fortune cookie just told me to.. Well that, and I'm a pervert..

Now is the best time for you to be spontaneous. Serendipity! ~ wez's fortune

 




mmmmmm.. Serendipidy!

Serendipity is the effect by which one accidentally discovers something fortunate, especially while looking for something else entirely. ~ commiepedia

hahahaha

 

[RoyalOrleans]

Yesterday, I had lunch at the Gut-bomb Panda, better known as Hoo Flung Doo's House of Flying Dookie.

I cracked open my fortune cookie after the meal. It read:

GOOD LUCK IS COMING YOUR WAY.

 

[ImWithStupid]

Yesterday, I had lunch at the Gut-bomb Panda, better known as Hoo Flung Doo's House of Flying Dookie.
I cracked open my fortune cookie after the meal. It read:

GOOD LUCK IS COMING YOUR WAY.

...in bed.

 

[RoyalOrleans]

...in bed.

Hmm... I'll go check.

 

[ImWithStupid]

Hmm... I'll go check.

Haven't you ever heard that when you read your fortune from a fortune cookie, you add the words "in bed" to the end?

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[emkay64]

Haven't you ever heard that when you read your fortune from a fortune cookie, you add the words "in bed" to the end?.

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I think he's referring to the fact that he's not alone

 

[RoyalOrleans]

Haven't you ever heard that when you read your fortune from a fortune cookie, you add the words "in bed" to the end?.

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Yes!

I think he's referring to the fact that he's not alone

And yes!

 

[ImWithStupid]

Yes!


And yes!

Got it. A little slow this morning.

 

[emkay64]

I had Thai for lunch...I got a fortune cookie that said:

You will soon have more adventure in your life. heehee

 

[RoyalOrleans]

Got it. A little slow this morning.

It's late at night when I am at my dullest.

 

[RoyalOrleans]

I had Thai for lunch...I got a fortune cookie that said:
You will soon have more adventure in your life. heehee

You're going to start a Dungeons and Dragons campaign?

Count me in and color me bad!

 

[emkay64]

You're going to start a Dungeons and Dragons campaign?
Count me in and color me bad!

I'll be needing a consultant for authenticity. You can be my right hand devilish grin .