Verbal masturbation.. wez style..

[RoyalOrleans]

I'll be needing a consultant for authenticity. You can be my right hand devilish grin .

I'd rather just play... ok! I mean, Sylvanius Ableblade the Fighter / Mage / Thief has some heroines to woo and gold to ******... or the other way around.

 

[emkay64]

Fine! Go play then!

 

[eddo]

My fortune cookies always say:


"You will find love on Flag Day."

 

[Ahhlee]

My fortune cookies always say:

"You will find love on Flag Day."

Mine always say

"No Fat Chicks"

 

[Anna Perenna]

Mine always say:

"You will feel hungry again in 30-45 minutes"

 

[wez]

Funny.. today mine said..

You will soon kick some poor fools *** in scrabble and verbally ********** it all over the www to rub salt in the massive wounds you leave behind.

 

 




Wonder who it'll be?

 

[Anna Perenna]

Funny.. today mine said..

You will soon kick some poor fools *** in scrabble and verbally ********** it all over the www to rub salt in the massive wounds you leave behind.

 

 




Wonder who it'll be?

Only one thing's for sure: it's not me.

 

[wez]

Only one thing's for sure: it's not me.

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How can you be so cruel?

 

[Anna Perenna]

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How can you be so cruel?

Oddly enough, it's effortless.

 

[wez]

Oddly enough, it's effortless.

Soul of a woman was created below ~ Robert Plant and RO in his best Robert Plant voice in some/any cunny that's under 300lbs

 

 

 

[wez]

My lowly scrabble stats at Internet Scrabble Club (hint, hint) Which isn't so bad my life savior can't join and pummel me with her greatness now and again..

Win 2373

Lose 3525

rating 1025

best rating 1219

Average 321 in 13 turns

 

[RoyalOrleans]

Soul of a woman was created below ~ Robert Plant and RO in his best Robert Plant voice in some/any cunny that's under 300lbs  

 

Try again, Retardo the Galant!

300 pounds? Only if they are like seven feet tall.

 

[Ahhlee]

Try again, Retardo the Galant!
300 pounds? Only if they are like seven feet tall.

I'm 4'8" and 514 lbs.

STOP HATIN'!!!!

 

[wez]

Try again, Retardo the Galant!
300 pounds? Only if they are like seven feet tall.

Kay.. anything under 113...

 

[emkay64]

I'm 4'8" and 514 lbs.
STOP HATIN'!!!!

Ali! You've lost weight!

 

[RoyalOrleans]

I'm 4'8" and 514 lbs.
STOP HATIN'!!!!

Are you positive that you are not 8'4"?

 

[RoyalOrleans]

Kay.. anything under 113...

And lap-spinnable.

 

[Ahhlee]

Are you positive that you are not 8'4"?

Nope, sorry. Is that a deal breaker?

 

[RoyalOrleans]

Nope, sorry. Is that a deal breaker?

Are you purposely trying to turn me off?

 

[Ahhlee]

Are you purposely trying to turn me off?

Hee hee! No, I just like to play a game called "best and worst case scenario".

For example:

Perhaps I'm a beautiful Swedish bikini model who smells like roses and money and enjoys working out 14 hours a day, auto body fellas and performing ******** at every opportunity.

Or perhaps I'm a short, squat truck driver who smells like week old cabbage and enjoys cutting himself for attention, dressing up like a wood fairy and chanting ancient Gaelic majick spells during coitus.

Or possibly I'm just a silly midwest American girl who smells of Vanilla Lace perfume from Victoria's Secret and enjoys having fun, paranormal **** and searching for a man capable of taming her wild libido so she doesn't have to spend her evenings playing lesbian strip Scrabble on the internet.

Ya just never know!