What do you think of Australians?

[RoyalOrleans]

I like my Aussies doused in cayenne pepper and thrown on the barbie, mate.

 

[jokersarewild]

Nicole Kidman is from USAistan, as you like to call it. And she didn't go to Aussieland of her own will. She was very small when forced there.

Russell Crowe was born in New Zealand. Forced to Australia at 4. Went back to NZ at 14 and returned to Aussieland at 21.

Cate Blanchett was actually born there...but her dad was a Texan that moved to there so we understand and pitty her. Eh, mate(said with southern drawl)?

 

[jokersarewild]

And I like my Aussies doused in gasoline and brightly burning, m8.

 

[builder]

I like my Aussies doused in cayenne pepper and thrown on the barbie, mate.

Reminds me of that opening scene in Terminator, where Arnie needs that biker's clothes bad enough to toss him on the hotplate.

 

[ImWithStupid]

Does anyone remember this Aussie...

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Set the standard that all Aussie men have been trying to live up to.

 

[builder]

Does anyone remember this Aussie...

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Set the standard that all Aussie men have been trying to live up to.

I was hoping you wouldn't bring that up.

Might as well get it over with then.

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[builder]

Keith Urban. Now there's a singer you can relate to.

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[fullauto]

For the most part I have a favorable opinion of Aussies!

White, western, fiercly independant (just like most western nations)...

They are smart and productive, and rise to the top at everything they do (just like most western nations)...

The avoid fights whenever possible, but fight like the dickens when it's necessary (just like most western nations)...

their people run the range from highly cultured, to oafish barbarians (just like most western nations)...

I just wish they were more willing to stick up for their own people more... They shy a bit too much for my blood... Kinda whine alot... (just like most western nations)

 

[scout]

Keith Urban. Now there's a singer you can relate to.

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.. Yeah..

 

[manicmonday]

If all Aussie's looked like Keith Urban, I'd be moving down there.... oh right he's up here

 

[builder]

If all Aussie's looked like Keith Urban, I'd be moving down there.... oh right he's up here

Last I heard, he was on tour here, with his new Aussie girl, Nicole.

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[scout]

He reminds me very much of 4 years of my California dream........ sigh.....

 

[manicmonday]

Last I heard, he was on tour here, with his new Aussie girl, Nicole.

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That's ok, she breaks up with everyone. I can become his roadie.

 

[builder]

That's ok, she breaks up with everyone. I can become his roadie.

And I'll be there for my old mate Nicole. She'll need a shoulder to cry on.

 

[manicmonday]

And I'll be there for my old mate Nicole. She'll need a shoulder to cry on.

Maybe we can have a foursome??

 

[ImWithStupid]

Maybe we can have a foursome??

Builder, Nicole, you and me? That's four all right.

 

[builder]

Builder, Nicole, you and me? That's four all right.

Okay, you can be on the sound and camera. I think your handle is called the 'grip'.

 

[manicmonday]

Okay, you can be on the sound and camera. I think your handle is called the 'grip'.

I don't do it an camera, anymore, not after that one time....................

 

[ImWithStupid]

Okay, you can be on the sound and camera. I think your handle is called the 'grip'.

That's not my definition of a "foursome". Not saying I wouldn't take the job though. What's it pay?

Oh yea, can we replace builder with another chick?

 

[ImWithStupid]

I don't do it an camera, anymore, not after that one time....................

Yea, e-mail me a copy so I can critique the camera work.