What if we had to marry a fellow member

Komrade Vostok Hazard · Oct 11, 2005

ToriAllen: Thinks her **** doesn't stink and can't realize that not only it does but it's ******* raunchy. Not good. Next

AIG: A good looking girl, but practitioners of ANY religion need not apply. Next

Gray_Gal: I prefer my women to be a bit less redneckish. Ugh. Next

Tizz: I would if she would promise to end up in a Schiavo the next day.

TheJenn: Thought I was still a teen so she can **** off and die. Next.

SD87: This would be interesting.....

Skategreen: Older girl (mmmm....MILFS.....)and likes to do stupid fun ****......I think we have a winner...

Angie: I'd probably end up dropping her out the window of a high rise hotel on our wedding date just to see if she bounces. Probably the only joy that would come out of THAT relationship.

Ruse: Another perfect one. After all if you go for young people you can save a FORTUNE when they eat off the kids menu during dinner dates. Too bad I'd probably have to hold off on the naked stuff for about three years.

Anna Perenna · Oct 12, 2005

ToriAllen: Thinks her **** doesn't stink and can't realize that not only it does but it's ******* raunchy. Not good. Next

So, you find her **** sexy? You're right. That is not good.

RegisteredAndEducated · Oct 12, 2005

Decision making process

ToriAllen · Oct 12, 2005

ToriAllen: Thinks her **** doesn't stink and can't realize that not only it does but it's ******* raunchy. Not good. Next

Awe, how sweet. Is somebody still mad about the little idiot boxing incident.

And, for your information, my **** smells like a spring garden. Roses, gardenias, and a hint of jasmine

phreakwars · Oct 12, 2005

OMG. That

Mohammed_Rots_In_Hell · Oct 12, 2005

Let's see:

Lethalfind:

Level headed and intelligent! Might be a match!

AIG:

I think we'd meld like oil and water. But wow, is she beautiful or what! She'd be my trophy wife until she mowed me down with her AK47 screaming "ALLAH AKHBAR!!!!!"

SD87:

Oh, yeah, BABY! She would make an ultra-hot *** SLAVE! I'd make her refer to me as "Gentile Master" and then force her to **** all my friends!

ToriAllen:

Beautiful, Intelligent, and sexy... with a severe case of PMS every 28 days! No way!

Vortex:

Well, If I was attracted to men... it would definitely be Vortex, in fact I'd probably start stalking him! Look out, man!

tizz:

Too transcential, I'd ask her what she wanted for breakfast and she'd explain the philosophy of zen and how it relates to bacon and eggs... Could't handle it!

TheJenn88:

Very demanding, she'd slit my throat for having a small *****.

Anna Perenna:

Hot as ****, with no brain! Sounds like love at first sight!

RegisteredAndEducated · Oct 12, 2005

Well, they do say proximity means a lot in a relationship

Mohammed_Rots_In_Hell · Oct 12, 2005

No no no, see that would be where the problem would lie.... I am The KING and you would be MY Queen, that's how it works. not that it matters, we're just figureheads, OUR subjects would truly rule (yeah right). We'll see.

Can I still smoke dope in the new kingdom?

ToriAllen · Oct 12, 2005

AIG:

I think we'd meld like oil and water. But wow, is she beautiful or what! She'd be my trophy wife until she mowed me down with her AK47 screaming "ALLAH AKHBAR!!!!!"

Hey builder, I think you were right

RegisteredAndEducated · Oct 12, 2005

Can I still smoke dope in the new kingdom?

put's on Tenacious D cd

The first decree is to legalize marijuana.

The tyranny and the bullshit's gone on too long.

You old ******' shrivs who blocked it's legalization,

you're banished from the land!

The second decree: no more pollution, no more car exhaust,

or ocean dumpage. From now on, we will travel in tubes!

Third decree: no more... rich people: and poor people.

From now on, we will all be the same... ummm, I dunno,

I gotta think about that...

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so, the answer to your question MRIH, yes you can.

Yes, that would be a big problem. I

Lethalfind · Oct 12, 2005

This thread cracks me up...

I have to say its been interesting.

NONE of you really would want to be married to me. I would be like a caged animal trying to chew through what was holding me in one place.

Komrade Vostok Hazard · Oct 12, 2005

Awe, how sweet. Is somebody still mad about the little idiot boxing incident.And, for your information, my **** smells like a spring garden. Roses, gardenias, and a hint of jasmine

ToriAllen · Oct 12, 2005

I'm not mad, I just think you're annoying.

LOL. You think my view of your

Anna Perenna · Oct 13, 2005

R & E + Tori Allen:

I'm all for you guys role playing as king and queen, but for the love of all that is good in the kingdom, please learn the CORRECT abbreviation of the word "plebeian":

It's PLEB.

Not Plebe. Or Pleeb.

You plebs

Anna Perenna · Oct 13, 2005

p.s.

To all the very sweet men who have referred to me as "hot", how do you know I am not a seriously obese woman with a skin disease, who posts from jail?

Vortex · Oct 13, 2005

p.s.
To all the very sweet men who have referred to me as "hot", how do you know I am not a seriously obese woman with a skin disease, who posts from jail?

well screw me sidways with a hedge trimmer....

i was under the impression you were a built tattood shorty with a bald head and a large (AHEM)....

i coulda looked over the skin disease.....but the woman part...

sorry..your off my list!

Anna Perenna · Oct 13, 2005

well screw me sidways with a hedge trimmer....
i was under the impression you were a built tattood shorty with a bald head and a large (AHEM)....

i coulda looked over the skin disease.....but the woman part...

sorry..your off my list!

But how do you know I'm also not what you described?

Cogito Ergo Sum · Oct 13, 2005

Poor Anna. All we know for certain is that you are an IDIOT. Of that, we are absolutely convinced!

Although I will never understand it, some people, are just drawn to idiots like moths to the fire; must be a sympathy thing.

builder · Oct 13, 2005

Poor Anna. All we know for certain is that you are an IDIOT. Of that, we are absolutely convinced!
Although I will never understand it, some people, are just drawn to idiots like moths to the fire; must be a sympathy thing.

Hmmm, I sense the pangs of jealousy there, CES.

Someone stealing your thunder?

ToriAllen · Oct 13, 2005

R & E + Tori Allen:I'm all for you guys role playing as king and queen, but for the love of all that is good in the kingdom, please learn the CORRECT abbreviation of the word "plebeian":

It's PLEB.

Not Plebe. Or Pleeb.

You plebs

Opps. Blame spell-check. Apparently, plebe is a term used for first year US Military Academy students.

Pleb it is.

p.s.
To all the very sweet men who have referred to me as "hot", how do you know I am not a seriously obese woman with a skin disease, who posts from jail?

*** deprivation and an overactive imagination are a dangerous combination. The effect is similar to that of beer. The longer the deprivation, the lower the standards. In this order:

No deprivation: Gorgeous

One month deprivation: Cute

Six months deprivation: Average

One year deprivation: Has a **** (***** for Vorty)

Five or more years deprivation: Has a hole of some sort

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