What NOT to say on first dates

cool_dude

cool_dude

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Give your ideas of what you think is a DON'T on first dates.

"Jeez how drunk was I when I agreed to this date!"

 
smutt butt

smutt butt

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"do you like it in the ***?"

"it's not contagious"

"you got any heroin?"

"i gotta ****"

"pull my finger"

"i love you"

"i live with my parents"

"you ever heard of slim fast?"

"i ******** at least 6 times a day"

"will you pop this for me?"

"i logon to bestdamngeneralforum.com every day"

"sucksbbs rocks"

 
cool_dude

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The dumbest one of all..."Nice shoes. Wanna ****?"
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Nice way of skipping a whole night of sitting in a restaraunt listening to her yap about what she did today starting from how she got up.

Just getting right to the point!

 
Outlaw2747

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Nice way of skipping a whole night of sitting in a restaraunt listening to her yap about what she did today starting from how she got up.
Just getting right to the point!
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Good point. But I fall into the proverbial "nice guy" genre. :eek:

 
builder

builder

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Are you as ***** as your sister?

Do you mind if I smoke crack?

Are you wealthy beyond my dreams?

Do you swallow?

Have you had all of your shots?

If I told you that you have a beautiful body, would you let me **** it?

If I nod off, It's not that I find you uninteresting, it's just that I'm interested in only one thing.

Wake me up when you are ready to screw.

Darling, I have no interest in your problems.

 
Cogito Ergo Sum

Cogito Ergo Sum

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My last test came back negative, how about yours? :eek:

Yeah...it looks bad, but the doctor says it's completely harmless. :eek:

****, my buddy Kyle said you were a hot ****, he must have low expectations. :eek:

Oh...Yeah...Baby...Yes...Oooooo...Huh?...Hey!...your...umm...***...umm...umm...feels...umm...really loose!?!...WTF woman? :eek:

 
builder

builder

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Are your lips pumped up?

Show me your ****.

How's your weight-watchers program going?

Can I ask a personal question? What is your kinkiest fantasy? Don't tell me, uuuuum it's you and your best friend giving me head? Am I right?

 
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