What NOT to say on first dates
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RoyalOrleans
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I once masturbated with a cheese grater.
cool_dude
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"I used to be in a band with backstreet boys."
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"I'm currently enrolled in a blue mans group"
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"I own a company 'Virgin' " <== There actually is a company like that !
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"Have you ever wondered what it feels like to be penetrated?"
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"I'm currently enrolled in a blue mans group"
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"I own a company 'Virgin' " <== There actually is a company like that !
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"Have you ever wondered what it feels like to be penetrated?"
Komrade Vostok Hazard
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1. very drunk "Hi my name is *** want to have (insert your name here)
2. "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"
3. "I live im my mom's basement by choice"
4. "Can't talk right now.. Got to finish writing this arguement on GF.com"
5. "When we get dinner, You can yell into the menu"
6. "Jimbo's roadhouse? That sounds like a nice place to go."
7. "Hi, I'm Komrade Vostok Hazard"
8. "where was the kinkiest place you did it?"
2. "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"
3. "I live im my mom's basement by choice"
4. "Can't talk right now.. Got to finish writing this arguement on GF.com"
5. "When we get dinner, You can yell into the menu"
6. "Jimbo's roadhouse? That sounds like a nice place to go."
7. "Hi, I'm Komrade Vostok Hazard"
8. "where was the kinkiest place you did it?"
Komrade Vostok Hazard
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YES PLEASE!! ESPECIALLY THE GERBIL!!
smutt butt
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" can i give you a golden shower ? "
" will you marry me? "
" will you marry me? "
Nicole Kidman
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"I am a member of the criminally insane club."
ALLAH IS GREAT
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"This is my apartment, but don't break anything, or you'll have to pay for it."
"Here, have a tic-tac. It's on me."
(To the waitress) "Could I have your phone number?"
"Before we go back to my place -- you're not afraid of cockroaches, are you?"
"I really had a good time tonight, uh, um, what the **** was your name again?"
"Hey, check out the babe sittin' in the corner. Wow, what a body!"
"So my hand slipped, and the knife cut about half an inch into my thumb, and the blood was gushing all over the place, so I went to the emergency room to have it stitched up, but it kept throbbing, and swelling, and, oh, but I see you're eating."
"No, I don't have a job. I spend all my time in the basement. I'm building a submarine, when I'm not playing with my inflatable doll."
"My old girlfriend, Lisa, was so beautiful. She looked kind of like you. I used to bring her here all the time. Do you mind if I call you Lisa?"
"Well, I don't go out in public all too often. And I don't like to be touched, so don't touch me. And try not to stare at me. And let me know if anybody else is staring at me."
''I really like someone on GF,I'm imagining their cute posts sitting across the table instead of you.You don't mind do ya?''
"Here, have a tic-tac. It's on me."
(To the waitress) "Could I have your phone number?"
"Before we go back to my place -- you're not afraid of cockroaches, are you?"
"I really had a good time tonight, uh, um, what the **** was your name again?"
"Hey, check out the babe sittin' in the corner. Wow, what a body!"
"So my hand slipped, and the knife cut about half an inch into my thumb, and the blood was gushing all over the place, so I went to the emergency room to have it stitched up, but it kept throbbing, and swelling, and, oh, but I see you're eating."
"No, I don't have a job. I spend all my time in the basement. I'm building a submarine, when I'm not playing with my inflatable doll."
"My old girlfriend, Lisa, was so beautiful. She looked kind of like you. I used to bring her here all the time. Do you mind if I call you Lisa?"
"Well, I don't go out in public all too often. And I don't like to be touched, so don't touch me. And try not to stare at me. And let me know if anybody else is staring at me."
''I really like someone on GF,I'm imagining their cute posts sitting across the table instead of you.You don't mind do ya?''
Mohammed_Rots_In_Hell
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"I'm a muslim, and I have to go kill an infidel after dinner."
ALLAH IS GREAT
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Or perhaps,''I'm a priest,would you mind having your little boy join my brothel?''