What NOT to say on first dates
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Anna Perenna
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The phrase "purple throbbing man love" turned you on, didn't it?
manicmonday
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"Um can you make it quick, my parole officer will be here at 9"
"You don't mind if my mom drives us do you"
"Wow, I haven't been outside when it's so light"
"You can eat off the Kids menu right"
"You don't mind if my mom drives us do you"
"Wow, I haven't been outside when it's so light"
"You can eat off the Kids menu right"
Lethalfind
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lolol, I think this one is my fav...lol
They have medication for that now...lol
Anna Perenna
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The bit where I said he had an itsy bitsy teeny weeny little polka dot *****?Well, now that you mention it.
No.
RoyalOrleans
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Welcome to the scene of my last homicide.
Anna Perenna
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I love these 'vague insults' from people who are too scared to say what they really want to say (and also have no idea how to say it).
Anna Perenna
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Hehe.
Hehe.
Hehe.
Hehe.
Stupid 10 character POS rule.
RoyalOrleans
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Are you out of your ******* mind, ditz-tard?
Though I feel no need to explain myself to the likes of you, I will anyways for the sake of arguement. I was going with the flow of the thread. It was not directed at you.
If you've got a ******* problem, Anna Banana, just say you do. I'm a mushroom cloud laying ************, ************. Everytime I make a keystroke, I turn into the Guns of Navarone. I'm Superfly TNT.
Humchuckninny
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hahaha. I like RoyalOrleans signature - "You can't spell SLAUGHTER without LAUGHTER" - do that one. That'll go well on a first date.
Anna Perenna
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I most certainly am, now that you have called me a ditz-tard. I will never get over that insult.
NEVER.
EVER.
In future, when you don't feel the need to explain yourself, please spell the word "argument" correctly. Cheers.
You ain't got no problem, Jules. I'm on the ************. [CES says: In the future Anna Banana (I like that one RO), remember to not use the word "ain't" because it isn't a word. Cheers.]
Yolanda, I thought you said you were gonna be cool. Now when you yell at me, it makes me nervous. And when I get nervous, I get scared. And when ************* get scared, that's when ************* accidentally get shot.
RoyalOrleans
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It is in my humble opinion, that you've been called a lot worse. I'm not going to say them, but I'll most certainly type them; *****, ****, *****, pissmop, *** reservoir, gimpy gaper, fat, stinky, stool muncher, et. al.
Oh... and if you see grammatical or spelling errors in my posts and you feel the need to point them out, **** you very much.
And another thing, **** you.
Anna Perenna
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Dumbass.
It's a quote from Pulp Fiction.
Anna Perenna
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Actually, those are new.
**** you too.
In fact,
**** YOU IN CAPS LOCK!
******!!!
Anna Perenna
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Not really.
I just find writing the word "****" to be very satisfying.