What NOT to say on first dates

[snafu]

Or perhaps,''I'm a priest,would you mind having your little boy join my brothel?''

Was this suposed to make sense? a brothel is a ***** house.

 

[RoyalOrleans]

I voted for Nader.

 

[Anna Perenna]

"I am a member of the criminally insane club."

That too, CES. (Thank you kindly for the edit)

But don't forget the original:

"I am a moderator on the GF forum"

 

[Outlaw2747]

That too, CES. (Thank you kindly for the edit)
But don't forget the original:

"I am a moderator on the GF forum"

So we cannot date because I'm a mod here Anna? I am so crushed! YOU DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH THAT ******* HURT ME!!!

 

[Anna Perenna]

So we cannot date because I'm a mod here Anna? I am so crushed! YOU DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH THAT ******* HURT ME!!!

You flatterer, you.

We all know you are dating Nicole.

 

[Cogito Ergo Sum]

That too, CES. (Thank you kindly for the edit)
But don't forget the original:

"I am a moderator on the GF forum"

Ah Anna...

Silly girl...don't you know tricks are for Kids?

Keep one account and you can keep your unedited posts.

 

[Cogito Ergo Sum]

So we cannot date because I'm a mod here Anna? I am so crushed! YOU DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH THAT ******* HURT ME!!!

Umm...Outlaw...psssst...Anna is like ummm L-O-L-A Lola, like in the song by The Kinks...

She has a big surprise for you!

 

[builder]

Umm...Outlaw...psssst...Anna is like ummm L-O-L-A Lola, like in the song by The Kinks...
She has a big surprise for you!

You ******* party-pooper, CES.

Just 'cause you've had the pleasure, don't spoil it for him.

 

[builder]

Ah Anna...
Silly girl...don't you know tricks are for Kids?

Keep one account and you can keep your unedited posts.

Yes. And can I sell you a pair of these ladderless stockings?

 

[SlIgHtLyOpInIoNaTeD]

NO!! I'm bilingual there's a difference!

 

[ALLAH IS GREAT]

Was this suposed to make sense? a brothel is a ***** house.

sorry.Little girl is more suitable isn't it?

 

[fullauto]

#1 Touch my Crotch

#2 Ooh, ooh... look out for the rash

#3 My mother says you need to lose a few pounds

#4 My *** is WAYYYyyyy better than your ***!

 

[cool_dude]

So we cannot date because I'm a mod here Anna? I am so crushed! YOU DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH THAT ******* HURT ME!!!

Well, I though mods don't have feelings, BUT if you put it this way I think I can fit a few living particles in you.

 

[Outlaw2747]

Well, I though mods don't have feelings, BUT if you put it this way I think I can fit a few living particles in you.

Ummm.....what???

 

[cool_dude]

Ummm.....what???

After what was said I'm assuming that mods have at least one living organ in them until I will be proven wrong. Then thats another story.

 

[Lethalfind]

One I might have heard from the guy I just got rid of...

"Hold on a moment, I need to take my ******"

or

"I forgot to take my psychiatric medication before we left"

Never talk about your ex when your out on a date unless you want to get rid of them quickly.

 

[Anna Perenna]

Ah Anna...
Silly girl...don't you know tricks are for Kids?

Keep one account and you can keep your unedited posts.

That's right! You still go, girl.

Reinforce the pointless rules.

And make **** sure I remember them!

 

[Anna Perenna]

Umm...Outlaw...psssst...Anna is like ummm L-O-L-A Lola, like in the song by The Kinks...
She has a big surprise for you!

Hehe. Poor Cockito Enter Sphincter.

He's always the last to know.

p.s. He only thinks my pretend virtual ***** is 'big' because, in comparison to his 2 inches of purple, throbbing man love, it is.

 

[phreakwars]

Hehe. Poor Cockito Enter Sphincter..

Oh ****, thats the best slam I've seen in a long time !!
We need to start another PET NAMES thread.

The other one got accidently deleted.

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[Anna Perenna]

Oh ****, thats the best slam I've seen in a long time !!
We need to start another PET NAMES thread.

The other one got accidently deleted.

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Awww yeah!