What NOT to say on first dates

[eisanbt]

I could SWEAR that the left one is higher then the right, honest!

 

[RoyalOrleans]

I once masturbated with a cheese grater.

 

[cool_dude]

"I used to be in a band with backstreet boys."

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"I'm currently enrolled in a blue mans group"

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"I own a company 'Virgin' " <== There actually is a company like that !

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"Have you ever wondered what it feels like to be penetrated?"

 

[sixes]

-I use to have Aids, but that was before my last clone.

-You want to go hang out at a StarTrek Party?

-Would you ever try a threeway with dorfs? If so can I film it?

-I expect breakfast in the morning. So let me sleep!

-Do you like debate forums?

 

[angie]

-I use to have Aids, but that was before my last clone.

-You want to go hang out at a StarTrek Party?

-Would you ever try a threeway with dorfs? If so can I film it?

-I expect breakfast in the morning. So let me sleep!

-Do you like debate forums?

You'd be better off just not opening your mouth on a date at all. That's your only hope.

 

[sixes]

You'd be better off just not opening your mouth on a date at all. That's your only hope.

Is that what you told your babies dad!?

 

[cool_dude]

"TELL YOUR BOOBS NOT TO STARE AT MY EYES!"

 

[sixes]

"TELL YOUR BOOBS NOT TO STARE AT MY EYES!"

Hers are huge also man! All stretched out and **** from being prego! mmmm hmm.

 

[Komrade Vostok Hazard]

1. very drunk "Hi my name is sex want to have (insert your name here)
2. "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"
3. "I live im my mom's basement by choice"
4. "Can't talk right now.. Got to finish writing this arguement on GF.com"
5. "When we get dinner, You can yell into the menu"
6. "Jimbo's roadhouse? That sounds like a nice place to go."
7. "Hi, I'm Komrade Vostok Hazard"
8. "where was the kinkiest place you did it?"

 

[Komrade Vostok Hazard]

Do you have pets? Would it be okay if we brought them into the bedroom?

YES PLEASE!! ESPECIALLY THE GERBIL!!

 

[sixes]

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[smutt butt]

" can i give you a golden shower ? "

" will you marry me? "

 

[sixes]

" will you marry me? "

Thats not fare. Everyone knows that is just a scare tactic. You're cheating.

 

[Nicole Kidman]

Give your ideas of what you think is a DON'T on first dates.

"Jeez how drunk was I when I agreed to this date!"

"I am a member of the criminally insane club."

 

[snafu]

Damm girl is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Hey sweet cheeks, your pretty foxy for a guy.

You know what they say, More than a mouthfull is a waste!

Do you like threesomes? My moms been waiting for me to meet a girl like you.

 

[ALLAH IS GREAT]

"This is my apartment, but don't break anything, or you'll have to pay for it."

"Here, have a tic-tac. It's on me."

(To the waitress) "Could I have your phone number?"

"Before we go back to my place -- you're not afraid of ****roaches, are you?"

"I really had a good time tonight, uh, um, what the hell was your name again?"

"Hey, check out the babe sittin' in the corner. Wow, what a body!"

"So my hand slipped, and the knife cut about half an inch into my thumb, and the blood was gushing all over the place, so I went to the emergency room to have it stitched up, but it kept throbbing, and swelling, and, oh, but I see you're eating."

"No, I don't have a job. I spend all my time in the basement. I'm building a submarine, when I'm not playing with my inflatable doll."

"My old girlfriend, Lisa, was so beautiful. She looked kind of like you. I used to bring her here all the time. Do you mind if I call you Lisa?"

"Well, I don't go out in public all too often. And I don't like to be touched, so don't touch me. And try not to stare at me. And let me know if anybody else is staring at me."

''I really like someone on GF,I'm imagining their cute posts sitting across the table instead of you.You don't mind do ya?''

 

[Mohammed_Rots_In_Hell]

"I'm a muslim, and I have to go kill an infidel after dinner."

 

[snafu]

"My old girlfriend, Lisa, was so beautiful. She looked kind of like you. I used to bring her here all the time. Do you mind if I call you Lisa?"

Ok that one was funny

 

[ALLAH IS GREAT]

"I'm a muslim, and I have to go kill an infidel after dinner."

Or perhaps,''I'm a priest,would you mind having your little boy join my brothel?''

 

[snafu]

Or perhaps,''I'm a priest,would you mind having your little boy join my brothel?''

Was this suposed to make sense? a brothel is a whore house.