Komrade Vostok Hazard
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- Joined
- Mar 7, 2005
OmegaManiac said:KVH opens his sleep filled eyes..........yawn. Looks around the room colorfully decorated with a variety of posters, band paraphanalia, and other such items related to "teen individuality". " Wow I'm 25 years old. Mom! where's my double headed dildo?" Removes dildo from ass."nevermind, found it." Packs bowl of weed he stole from his mommy's drawer and begins the day. Grabs clothes from the floor and gives a quick sniff"Eh, not too bad" " Off to the mall to hang out with my (friends)". Takes car that is paid for by mommy to the local mall, parks close because walking is lame. Makes comments about all the ****ed up mall ****s going into the trendy stores, and makes his way to (spencers) or any other store of equal value, cause they are the "cool stores". Buys some new ****, collars, fishnets, Dio T-shirts with the money that mommy gave him to clean his room. Hangs out with his shitheel friends (after they get out of school for the day) bitching about the ****ed up capitolist blah blah blah......
Hey, I don't even know you but You opened up this mental picture and it just kinda grew from there......Hope your not one of those soft skinned little wannabe's that's gonna get all offended and try to "lash out " with some teen-age "got the world by the balls" wisdom and make a rectal pie out of yourself........
Ahh, yes another person who thinks I'm still a teen. Pretty funny, but you made a few mistakes.
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I don't live at home with my parents
I buy my own weed. My parents don't even smoke weed.Packs bowl of weed he stole from his mommy's drawer
I don't have a "double headed dildo" I have no use for a dildo.where's my double headed dildo?"
I suppose you want me to run around nakedBuys some new ****, collars, fishnets, Dio T-shirts
mall ****s going into the trendy stores, and makes his way to (spencers) or any other store of equal value, cause they are the "cool stores"
I don't remember the last time I bought anything from a mall. I buy most of my things from locally owned businesses. I do admit I used to buy **** from the mall, but then I decieded I didn't want to have possession of a pile of corporate garbage.
I have a different source of income. It's called a JOB.the money that mommy gave him to clean his room.
I finished School over three years ago(after they get out of school for the day)