Wish Granted

[FireHawk]

Granted, but now your car will blow up next time you start it.

I wish I had better grades.

 

[dj hahn crazy]

school doesnt start for a week now

 

[ugur90]

Granted, But he cheats on you everday and doesn't like you

I wish i was extremely smart so I didn't have to study for any exams

 

[Bairdy]

Granted but now ur too smart and people come and annoying you asking questions and stuff...

I wish i had something good to eat

 

[GraDoN]

granted but the food is filled with dirt

i wish i had some kick *** show on my pc that i havent watched yet!

 

[ugur90]

Granted..but the file has a virus and your whole PC shuts down and you have to buy a new one

I wish I could fly

 

[LPShinodaFM]

Granted, but the ability ends when you're in midair... therefore you fall and die

I wish i could eat dental floss...

 

[MayaTheVampire]

granted but now you're dead

i wish i could have more holidays.....

 

[LPShinodaFM]

Granted but you don't get school off

I wish i don't have so much stuff to do later

 

[MrRandomGuy]

granted but you have to do everything right now

I wish the evil monkey from family guy was real

 

[Bairdy]

Granted but he hides in YOUR closet and comes after YOU.

I wish it wasn't so loud here.

 

[MrRandomGuy]

granted but you become deaf

I wish my hands weren't cold

 

[ugur90]

granted...but now they're burning in lava.....muhahahaa..lol

i wish could be a part of linkin park band

 

[FireHawk]

granted...but linkin park has broken up...

i wish i liked green eggs and ham

 

[GraDoN]

granted but they kill you.. poisen :\

i wish firehawk didnt die

 

[FireHawk]

granted but firehawk kills you

i wish i didn't have to kill GraDoN

 

[Bairdy]

Granted but someone kills you both

I wish they found out who killed GraDon and FireHawk

 

[GraDoN]

granted but he kills you 2

i wish i could fly

 

[ugur90]

Granted but now everybody else flies too so its nothin special

I wish I could be the best soccer player in the world

 

[Bairdy]

Granted but both your legs get cut off in a freak boating accident

I wish i could think of a more creative wish...