Wish Granted

LPShinodaFM · Dec 26, 2006

we're just de-wishing our grants eh?

Granted, but now a train runs me over

I wish a train didn't just run me over

GraDoN · Dec 26, 2006

haha ya i guess so

Granted but now a random falling Steven Spielberg falls on you

i wish Steven Spielberg fell on Osama!!

LPShinodaFM · Dec 26, 2006

lol Granted, so suddenly Osama appears on top of me so that Steven Spielberg fell on Osama... who squished me

I wish i wouldn't die

GraDoN · Dec 26, 2006

Granted but now spielbergs *** in is ur face AND HES NAKED lol

I wish Spielberg had a clean *** XD

LPShinodaFM · Dec 26, 2006

*** i hate you >< lmao

Granted, except he has a stinkin fart

I wish Spielberg would fart in your face

GraDoN · Dec 26, 2006

Granted but it was silent and didnt smell bad

i wish our swimming pool was bigger

LPShinodaFM · Dec 26, 2006

granted, but now it's aquatic-monster-infested

I wish i was older

GraDoN · Dec 26, 2006

granted but now ur dead cause you jumped 900000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 years

LPShinodaFM · Dec 26, 2006

i'm old now

and you didn't wish >< so i don't hafta grant you anything

I wish for more wishes

GraDoN · Dec 26, 2006

**** lol i didnt wish..

granted but the wished dont count

i wish my mom would stop tellin me to go to bed!!

LPShinodaFM · Dec 26, 2006

granted, but now you feel sleepy

I wish i had chocolate

Rusu_luvs_LP_4ever · Dec 26, 2006

granted, but it tastes like *** :S

I wish it'd be 1:00pm already

LPShinodaFM · Dec 26, 2006

Granted, but then you wish it wasn't anymore

I wish my iPod didn't have so many scratches

(it's been through so much)

GraDoN · Dec 27, 2006

granted but now its broken

i wish i didnt have to go away on vacation so i could post more :>

Rusu_luvs_LP_4ever · Dec 27, 2006

Granted, but LPF dies :'(

I wish my mum would just STFU sometimes :S

LPShinodaFM · Dec 27, 2006

Granted, but now she's mute

I wish i wasn't so coooold...

GraDoN · Dec 27, 2006

Granted but now ur hot rofl pun INTENDED

i wish i was in spain now

LPShinodaFM · Dec 27, 2006

i love puns

Granted, but it smells like pigs there

I wish ppl would just find a life and stop stalking other ppl

GraDoN · Dec 27, 2006

Granted but now n ship from outer space destroys the earth...

i wish the earth was not destroyd..(here we go again lol)

LPShinodaFM · Dec 27, 2006

lol but now your house is destroyed

I wish your house wasn't destroyed

(we waste a lot of cyberspace dont' we?

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