Your best pick-up line.

[builder]

It's hard to break the ice when meeting a possible new mate.

What are the best lines you have, or have heard, as pick-up lines?

Post them here, and I'll add them to the poll to see if you measure up, or you're really as lame as a three legged burro.

 

[RoyalOrleans]

"Hey, baby. I've got beer."

"Honey, you is so fine you remind me of gravy. I wanna pour you in a plate and sob you up with a biscuit."

"So.... is this your school?"

 

[RoyalOrleans]

It's hard to break the ice when meeting a possible new mate.

What are the best lines you have, or have heard, as pick-up lines?

Post them here, and I'll add them to the poll to see if you measure up, or you're really as lame as a three legged burro.

Burro Australiano

 

[RoyalOrleans]

"I can lick my own eyebrows."

 

[snafu]

I know how many licks to get to the center of a tootsie pop.

 

[ToriAllen]

Hee hee hee. One of my husbands was the "I want to lick you from head to toe." The girls we worked with started calling me 'The Human Sunday'.

I was walking to class at my high school and one of my brothers friends, that I had met for the first time the weekend before, came up to me and said, "Do you go to school here?"

There is no way to deliver a pick up line without looking like a total goof.

 

[tiredofwhiners]

The one that always works..." Hey baby how much?"

100.00 OK hop in.

 

[jokersarewild]

The most popular pick up line in the world: "Hi."

Funny asian one: "Your fader, I wonder...does he steal tings? Because I wanna know who took da star from your eyeball...and put it in your belly button!" (Dat Phan)


My personal favorite: "I'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle."

 

[ImWithStupid]

This one always works.

Do you want to go for a ride in my car?
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[hugo]

"Would you like a drink." Repeat ten times.

 

[eddo]

"Do you wash your clothes in Windex? Cause I can really see myself in your pants."

 

[tiredofwhiners]

Humm IWS can i borrow your car? I want to try that line on Tori

 

[ImWithStupid]

Humm IWS can i borrow your car? I want to try that line on Tori

You just dig her because she talks all sexy like this...

That’s funny…I always thought **** referred to the vaginal opening of the female genitalia. I’m not sure what freaks you have been around, but I don’t piss out of my vagina. I tend to pee out of my urethral orifice instead.

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If I could actually afford that car, I'd say yes.

 

[jokersarewild]

If I could actually afford that car, I'd say yes.

It's TOW...you might want to be able to afford two

 

[ImWithStupid]

It's TOW...you might want to be able to afford two

That's what I meant. If I were wealthy enough to afford one, I'd probably be able to afford another.

 

[MeTHoD-X]

Are you cute? I've been drinking.

 

[ToriAllen]

This one always works.

Do you want to go for a ride in my car?
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I'm sold. Where we goin'?

 

[jokersarewild]

I'm sold. Where we goin'?

He'd be poor after getting that car, so probably McDonalds

 

[ParasiteGod]

My best one:
If you were a tree, I would totally piss on you.

 

[Hamza123]

Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants.