phreakwars
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- Feb 8, 2005
This is just ****ing insane. Good help REALLY IS hard to find.
I am determined to do some major ****ing spring cleaning with my current employee line up of teenagers and retards.
I don't talk about them much here at GF, because lets get real, that's my real life we are talking about.
So I'll let you in a bit.
I basically am a manager/baby sitter for our potential future of outstanding citizens. And a quality workforce.
Yeah... that almost makes it sound important doesn't it ?
But, lets examine our future a bit... shall we ??
The business/franchise has been open for over 2 years now. Since we are a typical franchise operation, the wages that we can pay, are of course typical.. We start them out at minimum (5.25), and we give raises based on merit... or as I like to call it, you ain't getting ****, if you are a worthless piece of ****, don't even TRY asking for a raise.
Since that is our STARTING pay scale, we of course, only get applicants who would be WILLING to work those wages at less then 40 hours a week... which of course, usually amounts to high school kids, and stoners or both.
Take for instance the opening crew of 25 (of that, only one still remains) I had to contend with.. 3 of them were tweakers, 2 of them thieves, half of them were always late, most of them were high, 2 of them were selling drugs during deliveries, no I am not bullshitting..
Also during these last 2 years, we have been broken into twice. Once for sure, was by a former employee. If I would have to guess, I would think that the second time was probably also by a former employee named Jim's friends.
That former employee is awaiting his own crap for other break-ins.
http://www.columbustelegram.com/articles/2007/03/15/news/news4charges.txt
http://www.columbustelegram.com/articles/2007/03/16/news/news2burglaries.txt
But anyways, so now what I have.. or at least had up until yesterday. Was a daytime helper who was always late, and a driver who came to work late and smelling like weed. I had an evening driver but the dumb kid goes and blows his car engine racing around town during his off time from work... And I'm thinking, oh great, this idiot thinks his gay ass car with the cheap dressup parts on the outside makes him a DRIFTER from the fast and the furious 3.
I just wanna smack him.
Hey stupid, your Chevy Cavalier is not a hotrod, it is a four cylinder, you are not a racer, you are a poser.
Other then that, I kinda like the little twerp. I guess his dad is helping him with his engine, but I wish he would hurry up, he was hired to drive for us, he is dead weight at the moment.
I even offered to buy the little ******* some street glow neons for his car like I know he wants REALLY REALLY bad, if he A: straightens out his **** even while NOT working, because the customers will know who he is, and if B: He helps me install MY neons on my car when it's warmer out. I bought some purple neons for the bottom of my SL1 that matches it's red color.
The twerp wants some green ones.
But anyway, the other (3rd) driver is a college kid, who unfortunately, can only be scheduled for certain hours, and his parents don't want him driving around in a newer vehicle... which I can't say I blame them...
So anyways, we canned the counter girl for not showing up and not calling, she claimed she was in jail because of a fine, and Josh was thinking of yet again, sympathizing with all these lazy bastards and hire her back. I told him to FIRST verify she was actually in jail. He called, found out she was never arrested. So we know she lied... **** that, she can stay fired.
Then the driver who is always late and high... he of course showed up late yesterday... complained that he wasn't scheduled enough hours for the next week, said he wanted to go home, getting sick of all the BS.. yeah BS... we don't schedule him for more hours, because we know odds are he won't show up... an he is complaining ??
So anyways, I simply told him... "If you wanna go home, then go home, your 23 years old, you need to work a decent paying job and need benefits, go find one". And with that, he clocked out, and I said "You know if you leave, you are considered fired, just so you know ahead of time"
**** him, this is the second time we hired him and it's the same ****.
So that's 2 less employees and yet 2 more people that need replaced in what is an already low staffed setup.
The funny part about it, is we have heard MANY people ask us if we were closing down.... somehow that rumor started spreading around town by some retard.
Closing down ??? ****, we can't ****ing get enough employees to keep up with business... even worse, employees with a good work ethic.
Nooo, if we can get a team who has their **** together, the business will eventually one day be expanding.
But Jesus... somebody PLEASE send me some decent ****ing employees !!
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I am determined to do some major ****ing spring cleaning with my current employee line up of teenagers and retards.
I don't talk about them much here at GF, because lets get real, that's my real life we are talking about.
So I'll let you in a bit.
I basically am a manager/baby sitter for our potential future of outstanding citizens. And a quality workforce.
Yeah... that almost makes it sound important doesn't it ?
But, lets examine our future a bit... shall we ??
The business/franchise has been open for over 2 years now. Since we are a typical franchise operation, the wages that we can pay, are of course typical.. We start them out at minimum (5.25), and we give raises based on merit... or as I like to call it, you ain't getting ****, if you are a worthless piece of ****, don't even TRY asking for a raise.
Since that is our STARTING pay scale, we of course, only get applicants who would be WILLING to work those wages at less then 40 hours a week... which of course, usually amounts to high school kids, and stoners or both.
Take for instance the opening crew of 25 (of that, only one still remains) I had to contend with.. 3 of them were tweakers, 2 of them thieves, half of them were always late, most of them were high, 2 of them were selling drugs during deliveries, no I am not bullshitting..
Also during these last 2 years, we have been broken into twice. Once for sure, was by a former employee. If I would have to guess, I would think that the second time was probably also by a former employee named Jim's friends.
That former employee is awaiting his own crap for other break-ins.
http://www.columbustelegram.com/articles/2007/03/15/news/news4charges.txt
http://www.columbustelegram.com/articles/2007/03/16/news/news2burglaries.txt
But anyways, so now what I have.. or at least had up until yesterday. Was a daytime helper who was always late, and a driver who came to work late and smelling like weed. I had an evening driver but the dumb kid goes and blows his car engine racing around town during his off time from work... And I'm thinking, oh great, this idiot thinks his gay ass car with the cheap dressup parts on the outside makes him a DRIFTER from the fast and the furious 3.
I just wanna smack him.
Hey stupid, your Chevy Cavalier is not a hotrod, it is a four cylinder, you are not a racer, you are a poser.
Other then that, I kinda like the little twerp. I guess his dad is helping him with his engine, but I wish he would hurry up, he was hired to drive for us, he is dead weight at the moment.
I even offered to buy the little ******* some street glow neons for his car like I know he wants REALLY REALLY bad, if he A: straightens out his **** even while NOT working, because the customers will know who he is, and if B: He helps me install MY neons on my car when it's warmer out. I bought some purple neons for the bottom of my SL1 that matches it's red color.
The twerp wants some green ones.
But anyway, the other (3rd) driver is a college kid, who unfortunately, can only be scheduled for certain hours, and his parents don't want him driving around in a newer vehicle... which I can't say I blame them...
So anyways, we canned the counter girl for not showing up and not calling, she claimed she was in jail because of a fine, and Josh was thinking of yet again, sympathizing with all these lazy bastards and hire her back. I told him to FIRST verify she was actually in jail. He called, found out she was never arrested. So we know she lied... **** that, she can stay fired.
Then the driver who is always late and high... he of course showed up late yesterday... complained that he wasn't scheduled enough hours for the next week, said he wanted to go home, getting sick of all the BS.. yeah BS... we don't schedule him for more hours, because we know odds are he won't show up... an he is complaining ??
So anyways, I simply told him... "If you wanna go home, then go home, your 23 years old, you need to work a decent paying job and need benefits, go find one". And with that, he clocked out, and I said "You know if you leave, you are considered fired, just so you know ahead of time"
**** him, this is the second time we hired him and it's the same ****.
So that's 2 less employees and yet 2 more people that need replaced in what is an already low staffed setup.
The funny part about it, is we have heard MANY people ask us if we were closing down.... somehow that rumor started spreading around town by some retard.
Closing down ??? ****, we can't ****ing get enough employees to keep up with business... even worse, employees with a good work ethic.
Nooo, if we can get a team who has their **** together, the business will eventually one day be expanding.
But Jesus... somebody PLEASE send me some decent ****ing employees !!
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