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RoyalOrleans

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  1. Every limp wristed, bed wetting pinko-commie cop out is that the U.S. President and his Armed Forces are baby-killers. Think of something new!
  2. Toby Keith is a Poser By: R. Orleans I hate Toby Keith He is such a poser I hate Toby Keith He is such a poser I hate Toby Keith He is such a poser I hate Toby Keith He is such a poser I hate Toby Keith He is such a poser I hate Toby Keith He is such a poser I hate Toby Keith He is such a poser I hate Toby Keith He is such a poser I hate Toby Keith He is such a poser I hate Toby Keith He is such a poser I hate Toby Keith He is such a poser I hate Toby Keith He is such a poser I hate Toby Keith He is such a poser I hate Toby Keith He is such a poser I hate Toby Keith He is such a poser I hate Toby Keith He is such a poser I hate Toby Keith He is such a poser I hate Toby Keith He is such a poser I hate Toby Keith He is such a poser I hate Toby Keith He is such a poser I hate Toby Keith He is such a poser I hate Toby Keith He is such a poser I hate Toby Keith He is such a poser I hate Toby Keith He is such a poser I hate Toby Keith He is such a poser I hate Toby Keith He is such a poser I hate Toby Keith He is such a pose I hate Toby Keith He is such a poser I hate Toby Keith He is such a poser I hate Toby Keith He is such a poser Toby Keith sucks balls!!!
  3. Men in Paris don't like Bush.
  4. Not every morning. Usually a Saturday and Sunday morning ritual. Through the week, I eat a bran muffin and drink a black coffee for breakfast. Biscuits is good. Bacon is good. Try them together. [attach=full]1238[/attach]
  5. Fuck Wendy's for making a goddammed decent 99 cent menu.
  6. Her father is the capitalist. Jealous? Wish your daughter was a cunt?
  7. Yes. I have a favorite color. Refer to above reply.
  8. How the fuck do you wait off your mind?
  9. Maybe not... However, it is the best way that I know to blast said hearts and minds all over the sand.
  10. White is right.
  11. Isn't it obvious? . . . . . . . . Swallowing. ...and flashing her twat, skinny ass crack, her stupidity, her daddy's money, etc etc... Ignoring Paris won't make her go away. Keel-hauling a trash barge? Maybe...
  12. Fucking commie pig! Do it the capitalist's way; sell access via pay per view.
  13. Thanks. I may be aging, but I still feel like a teenager. No seriously... come over here and feel me.
  14. First of all, the name Justin Timberlake alone should've kept me from renting this movie. I went ahead with it because it had Harry Dean Stanton, Sharon Stone, and Bruce Willis in it. Also, Emile Hirsh played Johnny Truelove, a character based on Jesse James Hollywood. Hirsh was the main kid in The Girl Next Door, another pretty cool movie. I was turned on to this movie by a friend of mine and he pointed out that Nick Cassavetes wrote and directed this movie. I've always liked Cassavetes' work, i.e. Blow. So what the hell? Give it a try? So I brought it home on Friday afternoon and it sat on my coffee table for a day. This morning, 5/12, I decided to watch it with my morning coffee, bacon, biscuits, and eggs. Once I got passed the boring ass previews, the message on piracy, and the FBI warning, which I skipped through (Thank God for digital technology!). I was instantly drawn into the flick because I had watched the Dateline special on the original case. I thought all the acting was superb and I was very impressed by Justin Timberlake's performance as Frankie, Johnny's right hand man. The script was well written; Cassavetes kept the script real and didn't go overboard as he did in The Notebook. All in all a good movie. I give it 4/5.
  15. I like Matt Damon and I love Roberto De Niro, however this movie bored me to tears. I know, I know... there is the whole cinematography thing and perhaps I am missing the "big picture". Still it was boring, droll, and sleep inducing. Watching my tomato plants grow is more exciting. Other than that, I have nothing to say about the plot, characters, etc because I slept the first half hour of the movie and woke up at the credits. Overall rating: 2/5
  16. Normally, blue collar workers don't sit. I'm a fucking blue collar worker that sits, however, I sit because I drive around the berg delivering boxes. That said, I'd like to announce my candidacy for the office of President of the United States of America.
  17. I think I've seen this episode of One Tree Hill.
  18. The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time. -Mark Twain
  19. I like my music loud, my beer cold, and my homosexuals flaming! Not too much to ask.
  20. You really shouldn't stand so close to microwaves.
  21. I liked the story and graphics in FF8, but I wasn't that thrilled with gameplay.
  22. I reckon working with hispanics you can pick up all kinds of filthy language.
  23. That would be golden shower man. Still not my favorite color.
  24. Final Fantasy VII is the end all, be all of the original Playstation RPG's. Uh-rah!
  25. You are all wrong! Keep guessing.
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