RoyalOrleans

When you giggle you leak piss.

Fuck that guy on TV with the funny hair.

"Great spirits have often encountered violent opposition from weak minds." -Albert Einstein

Barry Goldwater is a giant among ants. "Politicians never accuse you of 'greed' for wanting other people's money --- only for wanting to keep your own money." - Joseph Sobran

Sorry, smutt! I didn't see this post until today! This video does bring back fond memories of my Senior Drill Instructor Doyle Honeycutt. The son of a bitch's whisper was louder than a bull gator's snarl and his words cut like a K-Bar. Honeycutt makes this guy, in the video, look like my granny.

If you can guess my favorite color, I will personally pay for your next premium member installment or promote said winner to premium status. Ok! Go! (Bored.)

Spinal Tap Big Bottom The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin' That's what I said The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand Or so I have read My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo I'd like to sink her with my pink torpedo Big bottom, big bottom Talk about bum cakes, my girl's got 'em Big bottom drive me out of my mind How could I leave this behind? I met her on Monday, twas my lucky bun day You know what I mean I love her each weekday, each velvety cheek day You know what I mean My love gun's loaded and she's in my sights Big game is waiting there inside her tights, yeah Big bottom, big bottom Talk about mud flaps, my girl's got 'em Big bottom drive me out of my mind How could I leave this behind?

Gretchen Wilson is a cunt. - Dwight Yoakam.

I think we should all thank Al Gore for inventing the Internet. Without him, we would not be having this conversation right now. Praise hypocrisy!

My Phentermine has a first name spelled P-H-E-blah blah blah My Phentermine has a second name spelled P-H-E-blah blah blah

Yesteryear's American Communists are today's global warming propaganda pushers.

Damn right... I've quoted it before, but I have a tendency to repeat myself. Whoa... deja vu.

Most notably; Al Gore. What a repugnant piece of shit this guy is.

Is Walter his wife's name?

For you, Nazz... “All that is gold does not glitter, not all those who wander are lost; the old that is strong does not wither, deep roots are not reached by the frost. From the ashes a fire shall be woken, a light from the shadows shall spring; renenwed shall be blade that was broken, the crownless again shall be king.” - JRR Tolkien

Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. -Plato

Debate is not the only thing rightards are fucking up.

All that is gold does not glitter, Not all those who wander are lost. -JRR Tolkien

Happy Belated Birthday, RE. Hope you at least got a handjob.

Before Elvis, there was nothing. -John Lennon

Don't be coy with me, fucking Tori. Go... go braid your hair and smack bubble gum. You fucking forgot that they have to be fucking breathing, too. Fucking stinker. Fuck that fat whore of a negress down at the tag office! Don't fucking worry about why my tag renewals are so much cheaper than yours!

Me thinks, he be a pussy and was never formally trained.

Women love a mouthful of my Phentermine.

I thought we were talking about me???

Maybe we'll see some hairpulling, some slapping, an accidental kiss, clothes ripped off, and Phanny breaking out a strap on. I'm just saying...