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With impending lesbianism, you would still need a fucking phallic instrument. Anything from your tongue to fingers to a fucking universal remote control are phallic symbols. Sometimes you just need to feel the heat of the opposite's breath on your neck and digging in your nails into his back as he begins pipe laying. No woman can deny the magnetic pull of dick.

Perhaps I may be way off here, but I wouldn't necessarily call anything that grows natural a drug. Straight marijuana and coke are nefarious in their own right, but grow as wild as grass shoots and shrubbery in many parts of the world. What makes something a drug, to me, is when it is manufactured. Such as adding baking soda to cocaine to stretch out a supply or mixing weeds with marijuana. Crystal meth is another good example of manufactured drugs. Is it possible that some naturally, reoccurring plants that possess the qualities of narcotics or barbiturates given a bum rap for their manufactured cousins?

Ugly people and fat people marry for life. Fat chicks don't mind if their husbands cheat, as long as they're fed. Chicks are only attracted to ugly or somewhat ugly men that have money. Chicks will always cheat if the grass is greener on the other side of the fence. Happiness is relative to how much pussy a man can get while married. Some shit you pass and sometimes you have to dive in and swim.

This movie was gay. Ghey! Reece Witherspoon as a spearheaded chin. Look at it. Couldn't follow the movie for the damned thing. She's ugly as fuck.

You pissed what fuck off?

Willpower, my brother. That's all I can tell you. Fads, step programs, etc... do not work if you don't have the strength to endure. Wean yourself off slowly, because when I have done anything cold turkey I always relapse. So take it easy at first. Don't buy anymore, either. Make your current pack seem like it'll take forever to burn. Concerning your demeanor, control yourself. It will be a rocky couple of weeks to start, but once you get pass the first month... it's all gravy. Be strong! Uh-rah!

Phreak did that a long time ago. Actually, I bought it on eBay last night.

You wouldn't want to be taking that tone with me, churl. How big did you say your internet penis was? Idle threats emanating from soaked bedsheets only solidify the people's exception of your fucktardish behavior. At least pat my fanny and tell me I'm good.

Fuck you. Spared? Wipe your ass, Hiram. It will protect against blisters.

Fuck Toby Keith and Ford Trucks!

That turd has to have a pale green tint and stink like a fucking Taco Bell in the ghetto in high summer.

Pearl Jam Yellow Ledbetter Unsealed On a porch a letter sat Then you said i wanna leave it again Once I saw her on a beach of weathered sand And on the sand I wanna leave it again... yeah On a weekend I wanna wish it all away yeah... And they called and I said that I want what I said And then I call out again And the reason oughta leave her calm I know I said i dont know whether Im the boxer or the bag Ah yeah ehh.... Can you see them Out on the porch But they dont wave I see them round the front way yeah And I know I dont want to stay... Make me cry (Gossard plays an awesome blues guitar solo here.) Ooooh I see I dont know theres something else I wanna drum it all away Oh I said I dont, I dont know whether Im a boxer or the bag Ah yeah ehh.... Can you see them Out on the porch But they dont wave I see them round the front way yeah And I know I dont want to stay I dont wanna stay I don't wanna stay Dont Dont wanna Oh... yeah... oooh...

So far so good. No backsliding at all. I just had to cut out my old haunts... like going outside. It's entirely up to you, R and E. Just don't quit cold turkey... gradually wean yourself off of cigarettes. Don't switch to a lighter brand, either. Doesn't work... you'll smoke twice what you'd normally intake.

Some free shit and some sick shit. I have bookmarked it. Thanks.

There will never be a Libertarian President, but since becoming one I keep voting for them. All for nothing or is it?

He did a brilliant job on my unmentionables yesterday. Told me that the only way to get "dirtroads" out of my white boxers is to stone them by the riverside. That kind of knowledge is passed down from generation to generation. You won't hear dotards like Martha Stewart.

I can come up with a list of ten sites far worse than GF.

I hate that damn convention.

For the NFL festivities of the day, I have a case of Miller High Life ready, willing, and able to sate my dry pallet.

Yes. The existence of your mind is debatable.

I found GF while on a walk to the beer-store. I took it in, snuggled it, held it to my bossom, let my negress auntie feed it, and set it free... once accomplished; I took a huge shit.

Common sense tells me that beer fucking chills in the fridge and I relax in my recliner. There is no rest here in GF.

True. Their diet consists of corn and bean byproducts. With this much ruffage, you'd think they'd all be lithe and slight of build.

Wait.... this will do for pretext! Africa translates very well into Spanish and they may be an ignorant rabble, but they know that they aren't from that region. However, I can see the confusion; border-****** is a popular slang for Mexicans here in the Shining South. Though similar in appearance, you never want to confuse a Mexican for a Guatamalan or vice versa.

My friend, K-man, sometimes struggles with his thoughts. On this particular point, he is dead on with his assumption. Why can't it be the political left that has exploited minorities to the brink of mortification? Trivialized our miniscule border patrol? Then abusing our overtly generous welfare institution? Since we, as Americans, have to tiptoe around fucking shitheel Muslims because of political correctness; why is it so hard to believe that the foundations laid by neo-commie/ultra-liberal establisments, like the ACLU, has weakened the country's utmost important goal. Which is, national security, and this can only be achieved by thwarting this fucking leviathan with a harpoon. Strengthen our country's resolve by enforcing the laws of the land. Then again, the neo-cons have figured it best to concentrate their efforts in Iraq and forego the squabbles of the petty poor citizens.