RoyalOrleans

I'll give it a shot, you woolly caterpillar eyebrowed motherfucker. How about a big ol' slice of suck-ass pie? That's the breaks, little man. I would like to think if I ever let my mind shift into that sort of personna, I'd have the goddammed fucking awares that the government will seek its vengeance for the people. Fucking shoot me.

This is a song that my brother, his band, and myself jam rock out to alot! Led Zeppelin How Many More Times How Many More Times, treat me the way you wanna do? When I give you all my love, please, please be true. How Many More Times, treat me the way you wanna do? When I give you all my love, please, please be true. How Many More Times, treat me the way you wanna do? When I give you all my love, please, please be true. I'll give you all I've got to give, rings, pearls, and all. I've got to get you together baby, I'm sure, sure you're gonna crawl. I'll give you all I've got to give, rings, pearls, and all. I've got to get you together baby, I'm sure, sure you're gonna crawl. I'll give you all I've got to give, rings, pearls, and all. I've got to get you together baby, I'm sure, sure you're gonna crawl. [spoken]I was a young man, I couldn't resist Started thinkin' it all over, just what I had missed. Got me a girl and I kissed her and then and then... Whoops, oh Lordy, well I did it again. Now I got ten children of my own I got another child on the way that makes eleven. But I'm in constant heaven. I know it's all right in my mind 'Cause I got a little schoolgirl and she's all mine I can't get through to her 'cause it doesn't permit But I'm gonna give her everything I've got to give. Oh, Rosie, oh, girl. Oh, Rosie, oh, girl. Steal away now, steal away Steal away baby, steal away Little Robert Anthony wants to come and play. Oh why don't you come to me baby? Steal away Well they call me the hunter, that's my name. They call me the hunter, that's how I got my fame. Ain't no need to hide, Ain't no need to run. 'Cause I've got you in the sights of my..........gun! How Many More Times, barrelhouse all night long. How Many More Times, barrelhouse all night long. I've got to get to you, baby, baby, please come home. I've got to get to you, baby, baby, please come home. Please come home Please come home

Nothing more chicken-shit then to take our your inadequacies on children. Of course, your voting options did not include; "Give them to RoyalOrleans who has a .357 JHP solution for them.". No. Seriously. Give them to me. I will make them beg for a quick death.

Ricky sounds like that kind of guy you could chug down a few cold ones with and then go out on a kill-crazy shooting spree.

You shat on yourself? Jeers!

I can sum this up real fast.... Be a fucking adult. You make an adult decision, then by God... see to it. Anyone who deserts their post should be court marshalled and dishonorably discharged, if we're all out of bullets.

This ain't the Goddamn fucking Salem Witch Trials, but in your last post you said ... Say what you mean, mean what you say. (drum roll) And the award for the most obvious redundant bullshit ever goes to.... PEACE! Like thrive, man. Peace. Fucking hippy shit. If you find me fucking your daughter in the backseat of your flowery VW Bus, don't be alarmed. It's written in my genes. Those who do suck cock by choice. So by your reasoning, Adulterers should get a fucking slap on the wrist. No. No... make a pact and uphold it's boundaries until said parties tire of one another. A mutual fucking divorce is much easier. Ohh... yeah... while braiding daisies in my hair I can bring up how badly I want to pork the babysitter. Get back to your commune, hippy shitheel. Fucking brilliant. Ever hear of the fucking canoe? You know it was invented. Your post carries about as much clout as a sissy-slap from Bobby Trendy. Instead of doing all of that, remain single and roam the city. You're bound to find something to hitch to. In the meantime, don't listen to what this cocksucker has to say.

That's fucking bullshit, man. Would you want to see your wife getting nailed by some hairy backed shitheel? You should rename yourself "Captain Obvious". Goddamn show some fucking respect for yourself. Despite the inherent problems with the law and religion, you are still making a pact to remain faithful to that one person. Stay single and avoid all the horseshit. If "liberating" means "stupid", then yes it was way too liberating.

Naysayers suck cock... by choice!

Fuck preference! Just don't do that shit. Don't be gay.

That bag of shit knows better then to fuck with me. I will shit all over his fucking day.

Yeah... kind of a one-hit wonder in most circles. I love this song, however, and love to jam and kick up the volume to it.

I chuckled outloud and leaked piss.

Here's another... Jesus Christ. Who else has created a greater following of sheep? One of my favorite exlcamations is "Jesus Chirst!". Ever won anything off of a video poker machine? Me neither.

I'd give him rep, if it weren't for the 319 other piles of shit eddo has taken all over this mother.

I don't trim, I pluck and keep them a respectable length. If I didn't pluck them down, I'd have a unibrow. I don't want to be Evil Bert. .

I'd be a dinosaur, a lickalotapuss.

Spacehog In The Meantime And in the end we shall achieve in time The thing they call divine And all the stars will shine for me When all is well and well is all for all Forever after Living in the meantime wait and see We love the all the all of you Where lands are green and skies are blue When all in all we're just like you We love the all of you And when I cry for me I cry for you With tears of holy joy For all the days still to come And did I ever say I'd never play Or fly toward the sun Living in the meantime something's gone We love the all the all of you Where lands are green and skies are blue When all in all we're just like you We love the all of you Well that sounds fine so I'll see you sometime Give my love to the future of the humankind Okay, okay, it's not okay. While it's on my mind there's a girl that fits the crime For a future love dream that I'm still to find But in the meantime. We love the all the all of you Where lands are green and skies are blue When all in all we're just like you We love the all of you We love the all the all of you Where lands are green and skies are blue When all in all we're just like you We love the all of you We love the all the all of you Our lands are green and skies are blue Just like you, just like you. just like, just like Just like you, just like you. Just like, just like just like you.

Nope... you haven't entered a holy union with the neighbor's wife.

Luckily, Jenn has some integrity.

The Thirteenth Commandment says something about handing over a towel, but was lost in translation to Latin.

Perhaps you don't care, JAW. Why should you? You fucking ignorant wretch. Go back inside and draw the blinds, turn on your fucking XBox, and drown out the world. Being scared of it and shouting obscenities with idle threats from your fucking wet bed sheets.

You bet I fucking do, Phreak. I love the Marching Bands, goddammit. The best part of watching a High School or NCAA football game.

Now I have the lung capacity to jump back on for a third, fourth, fifth, et al go around. Stay away from the monkey mints.

That despite the lackluster reception of the two-bladed razor, the three to five bladed razor has all the bells and whistles, marketing gimmicks, and pretty packaging one can expect in this dominion of toiletries. Let's not forget fucking Nair for Men.