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RoyalOrleans

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  1. Yeah... you've got to watch those fucking dogsleds.
  2. KathyA... if you do not negotiate the fucking quote tags, I will take a giant shit on you.
  3. Gabriel's trumpet will produce you from the ass of a pig.
  4. Here's one... Custer was a cunt. The end.
  5. Being particularly susceptible to seemingly innocuous pronouncements that, when examined wholeheartedly, reveal sentiments within sentiments, that's when I broke out in a chuckle.
  6. The only thing that pisses me off are those useless self-righteous cellphone yackers that seem to be unable to merge. I cut one off today and it felt fucking great. Word to the wise, don't piss me off if we are sharing the same road... I have a powerful truck.
  7. Kellyjaz.... Idiot... [attach=full]819[/attach]
  8. You can quote me on that.
  9. Isn't Denmark the fecaphilia capital of the world?
  10. Never. I was just giving the worst case scenario.
  11. "Don't worry! I pulled out." -RO
  12. I've always wanted to fuck all four Golden Girls at the same time. Especially, Betty White.
  13. In the mortal words of that god awful band Drowning Pool whose song seems appropriate here, "let the bodies hit the floor". Post them, P-tom.
  14. I knew what you meant, Hamsalad. I think you should openly apologize for the extremists' actions, because that is what pussy spoon-fed shitheel moderates do.
  15. Sweet Home Alabama is one of the worst songs of all time, because nobody who is anybody lives in Alabama. Us Georgians know the best thing to come out of Alabama is I-20.
  16. Are you saying fuck both of the Moderate Muslims? That'd be accurate. Who are they? You and Cat Stevens?
  17. Funny... you don't look Druish.
  18. I think I'll set this poem to the music of "Digging The Grave" by Faith No More.
  19. I'd be Lancelot Link Secret Chimp. .
  20. ....or you can post them in my old Ipod From Hell Thread. http://Off Topic Forum.com/showthread.php?t=124143&highlight=iPod+from+hell
  21. We should persuade the emperor to implore some kamikaze attacks on Muslim strongholds.
  22. Fuck secular monotheism.
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