RoyalOrleans

I'm sure your wife tingles when she smells the shaving cream.

Ahhh... the Eleventh Commandment. It was followed by the little-known Twelfth Commandment; "Thou shalt never cast thine seed upon thy wife's face.".

Then you've reached the baseboard bottom skeez-shitbag whores. I never stick to my prostitutes and I never tie them down.

Two bladed cartridges ain't made a cunt hair's worth of dough since their fucking inception.

The Prodigal Son is off having a little fun with the Chosen One and the Manchild.

Jesus Christ! That looks like some enhanced form of Red Army torture.

Well from the pictures that I've seen of you, snaffy, a razor would dull itself upon first stroke.

Who the fuck sets the prices for these things? Check out the list of prices on this link ----> Razorblade Cartridges @ shopping.com An 8 cartridge pack is set at twenty dollars? Sure they may last a while, but in their right mind shaves once a year to get their money's worth? Most men and women use the cartridge based personal razor as opposed to the electric models. I believe they cut better, not prone to the maintenance an electric is, and leave a smoother, closer shave. Not to mention, you don't run the chance of electrocution or battery dying mid-shave. I use the Gillette Fusion currently and am pleased with its performance. What I find so mind-fuckingly outrageous is the price of the cartridges! In most cases, it is cheaper to buy a completely new razor than it is to purchase the cartridges. GF, how do you feel about the cost of the cartridge razor?

I think you'd have to wake up pretty early in the morning to compete with Elton's track record.

If I gave a shit it's because I have lost patience with a cunt too ignorant to know their lot's improved.

Whats gonna happen is, I'm going to look and see if perchance I might be the owner of another fucking knife.

If I fucking gave two shits, you'd be my ambassador of shitheel-dom.

Whatever you mean by this, I have been recently engaged in complicated negotiations with ******s

Actually the donation fee is $45 for Canadians.

Whatever you mean by this, I have been recently engaged in complicated negotiations with ******s

Are you Korean?

When, and if, you ever receive any rep from a member; it's great freebased.

There's the fucking moneyshot. Now go diddle yourself in the midst of your girlie world.

Better. Still not perfect. Hold still for a wicked piss.

Goddamn, Father Time, get over the potent potables.

It is unfortunate that we'd put our trust in a false idol, like the sacred rat Mickey, but I am compelled to vote for whomever the fuck I see fit to fuck themselves. Fuck you and fuck the bitch that bore you.

Kill one, you've got a nice meal. Kill a whole team, that's just wait. There's burning children in Iraq that'd eat Husky meat.

I hope you shit a turtle.

For as long as I live, I will never vote for another fucking Republican. If I die tomorrow, I know I vowed this and it would've came true. I can't abide the bed-wetting liberals, but at least they have the gall, the fortitude to disagree with the administration. And what in the gang-rape fuck is this thread doing in the fucking Member's Lounge? Who posted this? Smutt Butt? You shitheel motherfucker learn where to post what if the subject matter might turn to debate. You fucking fucker shitheel learn the fucking system.

Do you even review your fucking posts? You sound like a motherfucker that could use a good asshole reaming out... if our resident fruit was still around I'd send him over.