RoyalOrleans

OmegaManiac: Wanna fuck? Potential Lay: You? OmegaManiac: Yes, me... for starters. Potential Lay: I wouldn't fuck you if you were last prick on the planet. OmegaManiac: So... you're saying I still have a chance?

We're talking about the cartoon, Omega. Not your weird uncles.

Like a midget would be at a urinal, Jhony5, I'll keep you on your toes.

Looks like we must endure it for a while. Not a problem, really, but most of them just enjoy spamming the forums.

Well I'm not going to do it now... it's been built up too much, Jhony. I'll box you for some minor shit a month or two from now. Watch your back.

I got a great one yesterday... buy one get one Belgian lace thongs. I believe I shall give this one to my dwarven ladyfriend. Hey... we're just trying to keep up.

Yes... I need more lace in my wardrobe.

A motorcycle and a helicopter.

Rectum? Damn near killed him.

You fucking first.

Hey, brother, I am rooting for the son of a bitch as well. I boxed him before another Mod got the chance and slam him with a longer tenure.

Yeah... I'll get right on that. When his first post is a series of random keystrokes, his first duty is to mop the deck in the Box. I'd like to unbox him because of that very reply that he made, but he's only got three more days. This would be something any Mod would do.

Ohh... Al and I have so much in common other than being a terrible shot. I do my best damage closer in.

Especially when the souvenir took me out of commission for sixteen fucking months. During that time, I learned to speak Spanish and snort coke out of a stripper's cunt.

I always forget that I am in stealth mode. Here I will remove it... Howdy Doody Time!

No, you misunderstand. During the Gulf War, I took some shrapnel in my left knee (and lower thigh). I just want the pellets or shards so that I can snap a pic and post them along with my surgical pictures in the GF Gallery.

I am still waiting to hear Godzilla by the Blue Oyster Cult.

Which brings me to the theory that during the time of Moses and the Ark, the known world was that small armpit of land called the "Middle East". Perhaps they had an unusual amount of rain that season and the rivers swelled. And where did civilizations of the day build their villages, town, and cities? Near a water supply.. like the Tigris, like the Euphrates, like the Nile... The rest of the story is a pretty little fairy tale written by celibate monks.

I don't mind folk stirring shit up nor do I mind someone besting me in a mudslinging contest, in that match-up my Mod gloves come off and is never used as a secret weapon. I mean, builder, was made a Mod long after I was inducted. And I was brought in for my boyish good-looks. That said, this stream of assholes (6-8 total) are spamming the board and all of them have subsequently the same IP (two of four were in Chantilly and the other two were in Dulles, Va). Despite what appears as an entertaining thread, I have deleted post upon post and thread upon thread of spam. I am not friends with my fellow Mods, Nazz, but we have reached an understanding.

I hear ducks.