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RoyalOrleans

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  1. Happy birthday, Hamsalad! Go enjoy a pulled-pork sandwich with onion rings and a root beer.
  2. I flatter myself well. No I won't ban you, but I can make sure that you stay piss yellow for your tenure here. Either way, I don't care. Just stop the idiotic double posting and shit.
  3. I thought this was going to be about me. Anyways... Why do so many people take a celibate old man seriously?
  4. Welcome to Idiotland, population you and about three others at this time. Enjoy your stay. Please flush.
  5. Flat... love your work, brother. Keep it coming. Despite my love of my Toyota Tundra, I can't put much faith into a people that produce so much fecal matter fetish movies.
  6. Lightning strikes twice on GF, wez. Don't call the thunder again.
  7. And as worthless as tits on a bull.
  8. Uh.... huh... huh... have you ever been to Flowery Branch? Well... it's all the same no matter where you live. No matter if it's a sprawling city or a rural mule camp, it's all fucking monotonous.
  9. Then get the fuck out of here.
  10. Who in the Blue Hell is eddo?
  11. This is hilarious... Weeds: The Ultimate Masturbation Talk
  12. I never had an issue with the headboard.
  13. Leonard Pope is a manchild. Uh-rah. Just play ball, that's all he needs to know.
  14. Manic is presently unaffiliated. She does know, however, that UGA is THE team to beat in the SEC.
  15. I guess that was the only time your wide fore-headed cleft pallet Uncle Corky could get away with goosing you.
  16. Grrrr.... sick 'em! UAB got all the players Auburn and Alabama would not touch. Keep your eyes on the LSU and Auburn game, kickoff 3:30. I like LSU in the game, because I hate all things Alabama. Also keep your eyes on Tennessee at Florida. I pull for Tennessee every year, but I hate their state and I hate Florida collegiate teams worse.
  17. The only ghost that ever haunts me is Large Marge. [attach=full]993[/attach] She sent me.
  18. I will be brief... Uh-rah! Have some rep, Flatearther.
  19. You'd best think fast and unfuck yourself or I will gouge out your eyes and skullfuck you.
  20. Especially the waterhead class. They don't run so good.
  21. Why do Muslims stink? So the blind can hate them, too. Uh-rah! Hamsalad where the fuck is your response to this tsunami of bashing?
  22. Just because you are ashamed of your current location doesn't mean that other folk ain't proud of theirs. I am from a little podunk town and fucking proud of it. No asians!
  23. Am I fan? Am I fan? You goddamn right I am a fan! I live in Flowery Branch. I loved the fact that we shamed Steve Spurrier again last week. UAB may give us a hard time this weekend, but I will be cheering them on regardless. Uh-rah!
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