RoyalOrleans

I heard he was a sword-swallower.

I love hispanic women. My second wife was Colombiana.

Nine out of ten women in Alaska have to be dikes.

That is the stupidest fucking song ever devised.

My girlfriend was bitten by a spider, but it only swelled her boobs.

For six grand, that bitch better swallow.

That was funny... I had to click.

That's pretty cool, PW! It goes well with my whole gay pride themed desktop. Anecdote end. (Laugh)

I nearly got a boner when I read that.

FREEDOM!!!

News flash, joy-boy: America is hated because the third world countries of the world envy us. Ohh... and compared to some of your less intelligible ramblings... this is your opus. Which leads me to believe that you copied and pasted from another forum somewhere.

I'll give you that, but the only terrorists that make the news are Muslims. I have no doubt that you and some of your ilk are peaceful Muslims, but ticking timebombs ready to embark on a suicide mission to throw down Israel. Muhammed must be spinning in his grave to hear you say that! Do you own a television? Allah loves bombs and such, especially those that his shitheel worshippers strap to the chests of little boys and girls. He loves them young and tender. What gives you the notion that the KKK is evil? Compared to Islam? Give me a break! Though I hate the Klan and their platform, I can't help but to think of them as harmless old fucks with nothing better to do. I think Islam has set a new precedent for evil. Well when your religious zealots strap bombs to the chests of small, innocent children, I can't help but to be affect by that. And I know we have one billion bullets. I have no doubt that the majority of the muslim population are in fact peaceful folk. But I am also of the notion that they still read the same Quran and it is just a matter of time before they, too, become enraged by the growth of Israel. And don't you forget it either. The majority of white christians hate the KKK... loathe it. But they are united in their contempt for you and your pigshit faith. Yes he is a great planner... I mean, he helped those fucktards pull off the hijacking of planes and brought down the US' symbol of capitalism, our symbols of hope from despair, or symbols of freedom. The Muslim world will be dealt a serious blow when Jesus has his final judgment day.

The First Ammendment superceeds any local, county, city, and state law. If we can't honor the base of the Constitution in our communities, then we should scrap it and admit defeat to that inbred monarch across the Pond.

Why can't the non-Arab muslims stand up and fight against the tyranny brought on by the Arab nations. If 85% of you shitbags united, the Arab's 15% would scatter like pixiedust on a tiltawhirl. What is wrong with you? Don't swerve me. Are there any christians in Iran? What about Jews? Buddhists? No, honey, it's a Muslim country. And the tyranny of evil men will be sundered by the military might of my beloved Marine Corp. How can one lead a sad life, if they are living the way that they choose to live? It's limp-wristed bedwetters like yourself that hold race, creed, and religion sacred, unless you're a christian white man. Fuck you and your race. I haven't even begun to prove myself, shitheel. Care to parley with a known bastard?

Everytime I see this thread pop on my User CP Subscribed Threads page, I can't help but to think of the 750+ lbs. woman that appeared on Dr. Phil last week. I laughed my ass off when the fat bitch said, "Mm... I love food!".

If I fuck up, I blame the internet and liberals.

Fuck those fucking guys that always want to fucking fuck with my fucking Karmen Ghia. Hey... I know its a sweet ride.

If you're not a white person, then you'll never know how truly great it is.

Yeah... That was stupid.

I take Texas Hold'em very serious.

Lucy and Peppermint Patty were lesbian lovers.

Crow and the gang rip the incredibly cheesey Drivers Ed movie 'Last Clear Chance', and rip it a good one. MST3K Rip Driver's Ed Film

Too bad your hands didn't get crushed.

I was at a friend's house last night playing poker, but it actually turned into a party for my birthday (5/4) and my friend's (5/2). Anyways, this chick "Demi" shows up and is supposedly friends with my friend's wife. She is the perfect example of what we are discussing in this thread. Fake, arrogant, conceited, and obnoxious as all Hell broke loose. So "Demi" decided to get in on one hand of Texas Hold'em, a game I take seriously as money was involved. She sat her sassy ass down and instantly started talking about her husband's job, how much money he makes, and her new Mercedes he bought for her. Just yammering and yakking... made me sick. My friends and I rolled our collective eyes, but they didn't say anything... we were deep into the game and this usurper came in to gab? Fuck no. So I said to her as mean, cold and with the evilest look I could muster, "Shut the fuck up! Are you in? Either shit or get off the pot!". She got up and walked out of the room, to the driveway, and left. Good for me.

What the hell is that supposed to mean?