RoyalOrleans

Was this directed at myself or at THUMPER1? Re: Hollywood trying to change the defenition of a cowboy! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Quote: Originally Posted by RoyalOrleans Yes, Thumper you can get right on all the dudes you want. THUMPER1's response: Why must you talk about your self like that Royal poorleans? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Could I be wrong?

I believe that was directed at you, Thumper. Hold on... let me get a consensus. http://Off Topic Forum.com/showthread.php?t=94847

It all depends on the year the car was manufactured.

Ok... I'm going out bull-riding. Let me put on my pastel blue button down, black denim pressed jeans, a white cowboy hat, boots, and a fat buckle. I'm so cowboy I could vomit milk and shit. I woke up a long time before you, maggot.

Yes, Thumper you can get right on all the dudes you want.

I don't know if it's normal or not. Given your username, I was hoping you could tell me.

If any man climbs on the back of a bull, they deserve the fate that awaits them. Those aren't cowboys, either, they are made up dramatizations of what a cowboy should look like.

Just so you know, Tori, I have two knees and no waiting. I'll keep 'em warm for you. Owww....

I wonder if I'm on that list?

Oh... great oral Will you suck on my big, fat white hairy balls? Please?

Where can I send it?

Being a drunken, pill popper doesn't make you an outlaw, it makes you a dumb fuck. Though I do enjoy ol Hank's music and the status he had, he IS not a cowboy. He's got a lot more pride than that. A capitolist? Enjoy the capitol. Send me a postcard. CP... you have to be the dumbest shit I've ever stepped in.

I say, shut the fuck up. There I said it.

Which inevitably, ladies and gentlemen, led to the emergence of Kentucky Fried Chicken. Nothing like fried chicken and watching the Spanish do that voodoo that they do so well.

Yeah... up with famine, too. LuluCudgel8900, I am moving your thread to the Piss Pot. Why? I'm a fucking asshole.

Ahh... nevermind.

Fuck Nicotine... no wait! Sorry... oh great one... mother of seduction... once again I suck from your black tar teet. What was I saying? ..........hmmmmm.... Fuck Cricket lighters!

I might not be a master debater, but I'm a cunning linguist.

I'd like to take Dick SNIPE hunting.

Jesus Christ! I was hoping you would've blown yourself up by now. Attention muslim whore.

What pisses me off is that we pretty much had a choice of how to harness nuclear power. And we decided to make weapons instead of alternative energy sources. I guess we can take our nuclear weapons and obliterate the oil rich countries.

Yes. I thought Ron White was the funniest of the four Blue Collar comedians. Larry the Cable Guy can be outright funny, but his schtick is getting moldy. White never ceases to amaze me now matter how many times I hear his Tater Salad bit.

When I first saw this thread, I thought it read; Happy Birthday Fellatio. And then I thought, how old is fellatio anyway? Hmmm... So happy belated birthday.

I am disagreeing with you, CP, because you are absolutely, positively wrong. Unlike much of my hill living brethren, I have left the hills and moved to the valley where the air is not so thin. And don't go thinking that every hillbilly would agree with you or me, most would say "I've got no use for movies." or "Hollywood can keep on making queer pictures and I'll keep on watching Andy Griffith.". Me? I say, make your movies and your television shows... we're a capitalist society. If it makes you money, legally, in the end, then it is justified. And by the way, if you are from one region and move to another does NOT make you a native of that new region. Here, I'll dumb it down for you: You're an idiot. If you move to a room without any idiots in it, you'd still be an idiot. Hank Williams a cowboy? He was born in Alabama and he had spina bifida occulta, hardly the body condition to be riding on horseback. His music stayle was "Honky Tonk", as well. Which had a lot more similarities with ragtime music than western music.

Is that the best you can do? You sound like a broken fucking record, CP, and not a very good one. Somthing along the lines of Creed or the Bee Gees. Spewing forth the tired old rhetoric about how the Democrats are destroying western civilization is about as plausible as saying a couple butt-cowboys can't have a movie. Even Carrot Top got a movie deal, for Christ's sake.