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    John O'Hurley was funny as J. Peterman on Seinfeld.
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    Ladies and Gentlemen, Mr. and Mrs. Smith. You're such a headcase, Tori. Its a wonder your oldman puts up with you.
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    You first.
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    Tara Reid would probably be a great lay, however you'd have to wrap your sausage up three times before hitting it.
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    Scotch-Irish on my mother's side and Irish-Italian on my father's side. Yes, Braveheart was a great movie.
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    Roger Moore is a sissy-boy from London. Everyone knows that the real men of the British Isles are from Ireland and Scotland (ie My ancestry.).
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    Number 13 I can't stand to have hair on the front and back of my neck. I shave there before anywhere else.
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    I'll have to check that out. In the meantime, I have to put up with my Sam Kennison version. John 3:16: For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. Ohhhhh! Ohhhhh!!!!
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    Unfortunately, three thousand plus dead from the Trade Center and two thousand dead from the war effort. That's not fucking funny. There is nothing funny about terrorism.
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    And you should never underestimate a man's will to be free.
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    I wonder if Jesus was a pro-lifer or a pro-choicer? You see the long hair, the beard, and the sandals and you think "hippy". By his actions; healing the sick, giving the blind sight, shepherding the weak, water to wine, multiplying food supples, etc, you think (shit lost my train of thought) errr... a whig.
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    He did On Her Majesty's Secret Service, a one shot wonder. Not a bad Bond film though. [attach=full]711[/attach]
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    Nonsmokers can go outside when I light up and come back in when I'm done. I have to go outside everywhere else, except in my own house. It's only cordial to respect the rules of my house.
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    John O'Hurley = Jesus Tapdancin' Christ. Vanessa Williams? She still alive?
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    Its always a "foster parent" or an "auntie or uncle", its never their real parents.
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    I totally concur. Blast them. Blast them all to hell.
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    Pierce Brosnan is the fucking man. Too bad he's not playing Bond any longer.
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    Hahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!! :D
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    I guess after our sexual romp, Leth, I'll have to take my after-sex-cigarette outside. That is, unless, you are at my place and then you'll have to go outside.
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    That is very true. My grandmother has very fair skin, but she is almost ageless in her face. Aside from her stooped posture and silvery hair, from a distance you'd think a young girl was appoaching.
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    I can't believe a greasy yellow-faced slope got the jump on a couple of thug-nasties.
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    That's because Denzel is a bad ass. The media doesn't give a shit about generous black folk since Oprah bought up all the shares in that market.
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    That goddamn Magic Kingdom is truly getting on my nerves.
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    Yeah... that sucks. My entire face was on fire, but I still found a way to smoke a cigarette. The taste of the mace then got on my tongue and then my mouth went numb. I finished the cigarette and dipped my head in the tub.
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