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  1. RoyalOrleans
    I like them, but I don't like like them.
  2. RoyalOrleans
    I am moving this thread to the Piss Pot, because I would like to allow GF to let this troll have it. In pictures so the fucktard understands...
  3. RoyalOrleans
    Wow... do you have a newsletter I can subscibe to? Your opinions intrigue me.
  4. RoyalOrleans
    One year, I had this weird logic to pick players with islamic style names for my fantasy football team. Needless to say, I got pounded.
  5. RoyalOrleans
    Over the course of eleven weeks, I have re-read The Watchmen by Alan Moore. I find it hard to concentrate on a book that I've read before, unless I'm on the crapper. Still it is one of the best comic books ever written.
  6. RoyalOrleans
    ... a floppy donkey dick?
  7. RoyalOrleans
    If I were to be knighted, the Queen would have to squeeze her old ass on a jet and scurry over the Pond and down to Bumblefuck County to see my hick-ass. I don't know why I would ever be knighted. Perhaps for my charity work with Miller, Bud, Coors, Morgan, Dickel, cocktail waitresses, strippers, Hooters girls, and the blind.
  8. RoyalOrleans
    If I have to die of drowning, that would be the best way to do it.
  9. RoyalOrleans
    There lies the x-factor. There are those who don't believe in Santa, those who have been told there is not a Santa, those that found out accidently; but still expect gifts.
  10. RoyalOrleans
    What rock did you crawl out from under?
  11. RoyalOrleans
    I guess you'd have to ask Chicago's own Muhsin Muhammad about that.
  12. RoyalOrleans
    That's the funny thing, I'm not human. I was genetically developed in a petri dish by a panel of scientists from all over the world. They were destined to make me the leader of the Cracker Ass Crackers.
  13. RoyalOrleans
    As long as I don't swallow during cunnilingus. Shit.
  14. RoyalOrleans
    A band nerd? Wow... so was I. I played the trumpet in the Fighting Vikings Marching Band... we had horrible uniforms. Since when do Vikings wear green and silver?
  15. RoyalOrleans
    I found that clip by doing a Google search for .gif images. Amazing thing... this internet.
  16. RoyalOrleans
    When I think of badass roles taken on by Bruce Willis, I think of his character in Pulp Fiction; Butch Coolidge.
  17. RoyalOrleans
    That character, Ulysses Everett McGill, actually reminds me of my grandfather. His first name was really Ulysses, he wore overalls his entire life, had the gift of gab, and hated fire (A barn burned down circa 1948 and he lost a mule and a perfectly good plow or so I was told.). U.S., as he was called, died in 1979 of a blood clot, but my mother said up until his death he would talk and talk and talk. He liked whiskey, too.
  18. RoyalOrleans
    Just do as I did, Komrade; become a Vegan, convert to the Kabbalah or Scientology, and smoke Dunhill Lights. This should help you through this horrible, horrendous turn of events.
  19. RoyalOrleans
    Yeah... that John Denver was full of shit.
  20. RoyalOrleans
    I'll even give him George Clooney... Syriana looks like a good flick. Al Pacino is a great american actor, Michael Corleone was his best role. Not a big fan of Scarface. The rest of the list are pathetic human fucking beings.
  21. RoyalOrleans
    I realized after the poll was made that I left out one of the greats. Why I didn't go back and include the Man With No Name, I will never know.
  22. RoyalOrleans
    Goddamn. What are you working on a bit for a comedy club act? If so, you should consider keeping your day job.
  23. RoyalOrleans
    Who is the biggest and the baddest actor ever to live? If I leave someone out, feel free to post who you believe should've been included in the poll.
  24. RoyalOrleans
    I don't date men.
  25. RoyalOrleans
    I would not doubt that, Outlaw. I mean, look at Nick. The way he dresses... so metrosexual. He's so Abercrombie and Fitch. I wish I were that cool.
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