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I piss on fucking China. Fuck China. This administration's priorities are all screwed up.

Do you want a cookie or something?

Let's hope not. We already have enough trouble discerning good muslims from bad.

A world without religion? It would have a three-pronged effect on civilization... 1. I think it would cause megalomaniacs, despots, and dictators to be more honest when they decide to eradicate, decimate a neighboring culture. "Gee... I really despise those Kurds. Let us, the majority, eliminate them folk because they dress funny." for example. 2. Then again, I believe it would cause people to be a little more tolerant of other cultures from far away lands. 3. Of course, you'd have to tolerate them. After all, its the right thing to do. Religion was invented before the microwave. If the microwave came first, perhaps religion wouldn't be that big of a deal.

Borden cheese.... makes us all wonder.

If Hillary runs in 2008, I would most definitely vote for her. The same if Condi Rice decides to run, however I would choose Hillary over Condi any ol' day of the freakin' week. Face it, boys, we've had a good run of men since the country's foundation. Very few of them have had the integrity and the dignity to face the nation with the straight dope. Morons like Neal Boortz (A moron I agree with alot) and Sean Hannity would tear her apart.

Mmmmm... mmmmm.... that shit is good.

Pumpkin cheesecake? No, thank you. I prefer the standard issue pumpkin pie and shut my mouth.

Well... bless your pea-pickin' heart, pumpkin.

I have a revolver. 1. I will load one round furthest away from the hammer. 2. I will continue to click until the gun discharges. 3. Between every click, I'll kick him in the groin. 4. Before the final click, the discharge, I will beat him until he's barely conscious. 5. Spit on him several times, call him names like "sick motherfucker". 6. Discharge the revolver. 7. Go home and slam some beer. That sick, twisted, no good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, bloodsucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-assed, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?

Down Smeagol! Down!

Wow. What a rant! Why don't you tell all of us how you really feel? No this is not praise...

Goddamn. I would love to plant a bullet in this cocksucker's head.

Boring, uninspired, mediocre post-Blondie bullshit.

I love Good vs Evil stories. I once sat in my truck for two hours to annoy the hell out of pricks and bitches who wanted my spot. I was actually approached by Mall Security, you know the wannabe cop-hacks, in their little S-10 with a light on top. The hacks asked me why I was sitting in my truck, in the first space on that particular row. I said I was waiting on my wife. They asked me to move my truck to another space. The gall! The nerve! Assholes. I simply replied, "My wife is pregnant. I ain't moving til I see her walk through those doors.".

The famed Night Stalker, Richard Ramirez, was able to marry Doreen Lioy. Here's the story... Clicky! Clicky!

My family is like a Southern Mafia. If one of us gets in a rumble... we all get in a rumble. Nobody, but nobody, fucks with my family. I'd drag this sack of shit out of his house and proceed to stomp a mudhole in him and walk it dry.

Got anything a little stronger? I stopped drinking hot chocolate a long, long time ago.

What do I want? Let's see... to personally bust a cap in Osama Bin Laden's skinny ass.

For the last ten years, I have boycotted Christmas. I would honestly rather be at work. Sure I go to Xmas dinner with my folks, but it's not the same for me as it was twenty-thirty years ago. I guess its not all about me and my feelings, I do have nephews and nieces. I have a mother that just adores the holiday and the rest of the family seem to hip to it as well. I try to be jolly at our family Xmas party, mainly for the kids, however it's just the liquor.

Why should you get mad? You're from California. The flag has nothing to do with your heritage and everything to do with mine. Ol' Dixie is immortalized on the back of my truck. Call me racist, call me a redneck, call me anything you want to call me, but remember one thing... blacks sold blacks into slavery and less than 1% of the population of the South had slaves at the time of the American Civil War.

The Dire Straits - Love Dire Straits - Bach - What do they sing? Kidding... not a classical critic. -2Pac - Hate the bastard. -Nick Drake - Who? -KMFDM - What? -Rammstien - No fuckin' way. -Aphex Twin - Pretty good, honorable mention. -Little Richard - Nope. -Daft Punk - Huh? -The Tragically Hip - Tragically horrible. -Moby - Pretty cool, but I'm not a big fan of Techno. -Paul Simon - Jews should own record labels, not make them. -The Black mages - Who? -Moon Sorrow - What? -Tosca Torso - Who? -Eric Clapton - I've been a big fan for a long time, however the Unplugged album was not his best work. -Tori Amos - Not a big fan. -The Ditty Bops - How about Shitty Drop? Never heard of them. -The Cranberries - Yeah... ok, I guess. -Coldplay - Nope. -Elvis - I love Elvis. I mean, I freakin' love Elvis. He's the man. -Flogging Molly - who? -Frou Frou - wtf? -Queens of the Stonage - who? -Ray Charles - I can't see shit! Love Ray! -Mediaeval Babies - This is getting ridiculous! Never heard of them. -Matthew Good - I prefer Matthew Sweet. -Foo Fighters - They rock, sometimes. -Marvin Gaye - I said, Marvin Gaye. -Mamas and Papas - Nah. -Bowie - Nope. -Nirvana - Not a favorite, but worth mentioning. -System of a Down - nope. -Bare Naked Ladies - sucks -Psyche Abandoned - never heard of them. -Pink Floyd - I mentioned the Floyd. -Tom Petty - Love Tom Petty. -Paul McCartney - The worse concert that I've EVER been to was a Paul McCartney concert... and I've seen Vanilla Ice! -Wassabi Collective - Tastes better in a sauce.

The menu at my parent's house, where my cousins, uncles, aunts, etc, gather every year usually consists of... turkey beer dressing whiskey corn mashed potatoes red wine pumpkin pie more beer cigarettes cigars cranberry sauce gravy rum a variety of deserts even more beer and to top it all off... my Uncle Benny removes his glass eye and puts it in the mashed potatoes. Asshole.

That is all too true. I wish I could give you REP for that, Jhony5. That was a dead-on, accurate analogy. Recruitment is at an all time low, not only in San Fran, but in other major cities around the world. Who wants to go off to Iraq? If you enlisted in the last couple of years and were looking for a free ride and college money, you've got another thing coming! Off to Iraq with you! Guard those oil stations, nevermind with the poor and wretched babbling idiots that wander the streets there.