RoyalOrleans

Oh I read, Salty_Dribbler87. I learned how to read a long, long time ago. Something else I learned a long time ago.... how to start making sense.

In the mortal words of Eddie in the movie Barbershop... "Fuck Jesse Jackson!".

My sources at IMDB tell me that Larry the Cable Guy will be playing ImWithStupid in the next theatrical release of the GF saga.

Bullshit and horseshit, I say! Oh well... back to scooping leaves. It's really cold out here.

I wish I was as mean looking in my Dress Blues as your brother looks in his. I just look like I normally do, sans a smile.

I appreciate that, snafu.

Hahahahaha!!! Breakfast Machine

Students' Christmas Letters to actor Christopher Walken. Funny! Letters to Walken

How do they figure the decimal point and value per year? Are there people murdered on New Year's Eve at the stroke of midnight?

Nor can you do anything about it in Georgia.

I have never like anything by Garth Brooks. I hated his music and what he stood for until I heard "Ireland" off of the Fresh Horses album. It is the only Garth song I can endure for any length of time. The rest of Garth's cornucopia of mind-numbing music is horseshit.

This is proof positive that Rosa Parks ain't the only civil rights legend ever. It took a whole lot of black folk to sit down on a whole lot of buses.

Word. There are alternate forms of energy and many other places to drill for oil. We do not need to solely rely on the Middle East for oil.

I hate Bush. The bad kind of Bush, not the good kind (ie shrubs). I especially hate his warmongering, his politics, his ugly face. However, the troops need our support. Lord knows I needed it and received it while I was in-country fifteen years ago. Personally, I could give a two penny fuck about Bush's moral conundrums and democracy in the Middle East. It doesn't do me any good to have puppet regimes in a country that does not appreciate what our boys are dying for. That said, has anyone visually seen the typical Iraqi male? Pathetic and sad looking. I hated being over there and hated the fact that I was trying defend a bunch of unworthy fucks from the dictatorship of Saddam. As far as I am concerned, Saddam should still be in charge over there. Its nice having one more despot in the can, however.

I sent it UPS Boomerang Service. No stamp needed.

The Smoking Gun Article Another article from the Smoking Gun. I just wanted to get a few opinions regarding other Civil Rights leaders, besides Rosa Parks and Martin Luther King, Jr.

I fit in between an asshole and a pervert. That makes me a motherfucker.

Word. Now one of the fishmongers by the beach is saying that he's missing a fishing trap and its been gone since the beginning of the investigation (A snippet I heard on the news this morning.). They went on to say, that the fishing trap must've been dumped beyond the reef and is at the bottom of the sea. No shit. I'm so sick of this story. If this is true and they happen to find the skeletal remains of Natalee, we might all be eating a bit of her.

What about Savoy Brown?

The Smoking Gun Articles I know a lot of this is old news, but I'd like to know what GF thinks about the Clinton-Lewinsky Saga.

Ok folk... I haven't thoroughly read the posts made by each and every one of you. Just skimmed them... Here's a little excerpt from a play I wrote entitled, "If I kill This Nigga, I Go To The Chair". Que'bynn (Holding a gat sideways, trained on DeShaWayne.): I'm going to kill you, nigga! You ate the last Ho-ho, muthafucka! DeShaWayne (Trembling): They's good, nigga! So I ated them! Que'bynn (Cocks pistol): You gonna die tonight, sucka! DeShaWayne (Flinches): You'll go to the chair! Deathrow, muthafucka! Que'bynn (Suddenly realizes what he has done.): Damn. Yo'rr right! Let's go to White Castle. (They embrace) ... and scene!

Hamsalad, You just need to come to the realization that your faith is full of schoolyard bullies with penis envy. Why do you think Hitler wanted to eliminate the Jews? Why do you think the hollowed Quran calls for the destruction of Israel? Penis envy. Couldn't possibly be any other reason.

Why am I not surprised by anything Bill O'Reilly says? I would say shoot the ignorant bastard, but it'd be a waste of a perfectly good bullet. San Francisco has to be one of the most beautiful cities that I've ever seen. Despite all the fruits there, I had a good time when last I visited.

You people still communicate by letter attached to a boomerang. My message was returned.