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Free Tibet flags made in China! Whooops! Bottom line: Sh!t jobs need to come back to America.

Those human-paperweights over in the Army Corp of Engineers take dumps to compete with whale-squeeze. Oh yeah... they are stupid, too.

I am for drug legalization, but that doesn't make me an advocate for drug abuse. I think, personally, that people who use drugs, have every right to do so in the privacy of their own home! Be it for recreational or medical purposes, but it becomes abuse when you're selling off everything you own to get that high or destroying the lives of others for the sake of drugs. I'm convinced that we can do a better job ... at a lower price ... of handling our drug problem in this country through treatment rather than through law enforcement. Now that we have that drug legalization thing out of the way, let's talk medical marijuana. There is no question whatsoever that using marijuana can help critically ill patients avoid severe discomfort and acute pain. For terminally ill patients medical marijuana can be the difference between spending their final days or weeks in a drug induced coma, or in a comfortable and conscious state where they can still interact with friends and loved ones who come to pay final respects. The federal law needs to be changed. There is no victim here, and there should be no crime. It's time to stop pandering to hyper-moralists on this issue, and to start thinking about the ill, the dying and their families. 13 Legal Medical Marijuana States Come on, you 37 other bastards! Get with the program. I don't use at all. Never developed a taste for marijuana. Liquor has always been my drug of choice. That said, if I am lying on my deathbed, writhing in pain, pissing or sh!tting myself every ten minutes and if I were to ask for a big, fat doobie... goddammit! A nurse should be rolling that motherfukker tighter than virgin cunny on a Sunday. I shouldn't have to sneak around.

I'm also curious if there'll be any dogfighting, a la Michael Vick?

Shouldn't it be a Rottweiler or a Pit Bull for the first black family in the White House?

Ooo... brilliant assessment, your excellency.

The Feeling That A Man Cries For? BY: NR Back from the ocean With a tattered sail, One mast lost In a blinding gale, Graceless men And the stench of ale, Such is the beauty Of a sailor's tale! Up comes the anchor From the ocean floor, Up come the sails As we leave the shore, Waves swell higher, More and more, This is the feeling That a man cries for! Wooden planks Sail and mast, Wheel and rudder, Off at last! See the rigging Knots held fast, The crows nest sways As the wind does blast! A ship sets off, A sky thief cries, And a twinkle grows In a squinty eye, Storms develop, Winds arise, Clouds abound, In a savage sky. Up comes the anchor From the ocean floor, Up come the sails As we leave the shore, The taste of adventure As a ship explores, This is the feeling

I propose that everyone out there who hates the rich quit their jobs and go get one from a poor person. Corporations do not print money. Therefore, they must acquire it somewhere in order to pay their tax burdens. There are only three places corporations can collect that money: PRICES of goods and services, which the consumers pay. Because there are more middle income and low income consumers than wealthy ones, that piece of corporate tax burden is most heavily levied against the middle and lower income consumers. WAGES/SALARIES of corporate employees. Corporations can reduce what they pay in both wages and benefits to their employees to help pay their corporate taxes. Again, because there are more middle and lower income wage & salary earners, they bear the brunt of that portion of corporate taxes. Jobs can also be eliminated, saving the corporation 100 percent of the former employee's salary and benefits. SHAREHOLDERS: Corporations can also use money that would otherwise go to shareholders (investors). Anyone who has a pension plan, a 401K, or an IRA is most likely to be a shareholder. So, corporate taxes raid our retirement funds. And since it is the rich who can more easily invest additional funds elsewhere, who do you suppose bears the heaviest burden on taxes taken from shareholders? Middle and lower income wage earners. This particular source of tax income also lowers the desirability of a corporation's stock, which in turn lowers the value of that stock, which in turn also reduces the value our our retirement funds. So, it is a double whammy for middle and lower income earners. Additionally, more severe corporate tax burdens require corporations to spend more of their gross profits on tax compliance, because they must hire accountants and lawyers to ensure they do not inadvertently under pay their taxes. These costs, too, must be covered by a combination of the above three mentioned revenue sources. Bottom line is that corporations are tax collectors. They do not have the ability to create money from thin air, so they must collect it from a combination of the above mentioned three sources. In all three cases, it is NOT the upper income earners who are most heavily burdened; it is the middle and lower income earners. So, anyone who advocates for raising corporate taxes is really advocating for disproportionately raising the taxes of the middle and lower income earners.

Obama's stimulus package is not meant to stimulate the economy, it is meant to reshape it. Yes, we all need Cuba to back us in our eventual turn to Communism.

Ohh... I totally fukken concur. The leech chain goes on for miles with more than one hitch. Gloria Allred, that malignant c@nt, is a fine example of this. I can't blame her for seeing an opportunity and hitching her name to it. She might not make any money for her representation, but she will most definitely benefit. Again, I fukken concur, jhony5, but I can't help but to feel a bit of sympathy for the children. Yes, there is money to be made, but at the cost of what? Dignity? Self respect? Money can buy a lot of things, and I wallow on a bed of money I snake for inflated car body part costs, but it won't buy back perception. Whores don't have an "Old Timer's Day". I was raised Catholic; the third of five children. Fukken again, I totally fukken concur. If there is any money to made off of this, then for the love of Free Enterprise jump on it! Money is hard to make and so easy to make at the same time. I laugh on a pile of money with hot busty 21 year old tail waitresses.

Now just ask yourself .. what would you do if you were an employer and you felt that the Democrats were on the verge of passing the union's "card check" bill. Well .. I'll tell you what I would do. I would be looking at any automation that I could find that would reduce my workforce. I would then go with all of the offshore options I could find that would allow me to get rid of more employees. Then I would go to staffing agencies for the rest of my workforce. The people working in my place of business would not be working for me. They would be working for a staffing agency. If they want to unionize something, they can unionize the staffing agency. If the Democrats bring us "card check" along with an expansion of the Family Leave Act my guess is that there are a lot of employers out there who will do everything they can to get rid of employees. Unions played a big part in destroying the big three automakers. Now they can play a similar role with your business. Aren't you workers glad you voted for Obama? You might have voted yourself right slap out of a job.

Have you ever tried to noodle out the thought processes behind wealth envy? Here, let me help you. Nobody likes to be told that they just haven't worked smart enough or hard enough to become wealthy. People don't want to accept the fact that they've made some pathetic decision in their lives that stood in the way of success and wealth. They don't want to be told they didn't pay attention to their education. They don't want to hear that they took a dead-end job and hung with it for years. They don't want to hear that they were too eager to punch out and head home after their required eight hours every day .. eschewing a bit of extra work that might have moved them ahead a few squares. People don't want to hear that all of the money they spent on booze, partying, bass boats, vacations, car payments and lifestyle might have been better invested for future returns. In short .. so many people just can't bring themselves to accept the fact that it is they who have held themselves back. No. No way. It's not their fault they aren't rich. You can hear the thought process: "I'm a good person. I work hard. I put in my 40 hours a week. I pay my taxes. I coach little league. It's not my fault I'm not rich. Those rich people cheated. They have crooked lawyers. They cheat on their taxes. They've exploited people like me. They're may be poor but at least I'm honest. Those rich people are all crooks and they're holding the rest of us down. Wealth envy should be eradicated from the face of the earth like the Jews of Old.

You goddamn right it should be their top priority.

Attention whore of the worst breed. The kind that uses her broodlings to recieve gifts, donations, and charity from the idiots that "support her". Fukk her fukking leeching self. Those poor children don't have a snowball's chance in hell.

No. No. NO! We don't need a cool, hip president. We don't need a headliner on Entertainment Tonight or a guest on The Tonight Show. We need a president who will govern. There is a reason why no one in their right minds want the job, it's hours are 24 hours a day and seven days a week. Even on vacation, the president doesn't get to wholly relax. Obama needs to unwedge those Dumbo-esque ears from between those fluffy clouds and come back down to earth. He is not as popular as the media would have you believe and his approval rating is waning. His fifteen minutes are up! Fidel Castro is a dotard, but still a snake. There is still no reason the US should have relations with Cuba. Not because they are communists, but because there is not a thing they can offer us. Cubans... they receive asylum when they touchdown on American soil. Cuban baseball players... we're still tapping Mexico, El Salvador, and the Dominican Republic. Soccer... who the fukk cares about soccer. Cuba brings nothing to the table. Osama is dead. The man, the myth, the legend creeping around mountain hideouts, caves, and their ilk probably died of illnesses unbeknownst to our intelligence. If he is truly alive, then I say run Osama run! Run to the feet of the Anointed One and receive full pardon. And the coolest president ever was Theodore Roosevelt.

Where are the teleprompters?

Gliding down a rainbow.

I heard he rode in on a unicorn. His team followed on dolphins.

Our troops aren't stupid. They know as soon as they are withdrawn from Iraq that they will be routed to Afghanistan.

I'll have to watch Entertainment Tonight to get a complete summary of the fukken Messiah's little trip.

It's a (gasp) tentacle!

I just might have to join you girls, Chi. I love my town, I love my state, however I am a little more than pissed off at the amount of northeastern insurgents down here. They move down here to take advantage of our mild winters, our easy lifestyle, and totally phukk it up. You want to know why the South is labeled with white trash? They aren't southerners; we're hillbillies, hicks, and rednecks, but we ain't white trash. Oh no... it's the human compost heaps wandering down from the Northeast into our society. Rude motherphukkers. I literally had to change my professional language to downright cursing at a customer last week. He didn't like my USMC flag hanging over one of the bays. Do you believe that I was called a baby-killer by this douchebag insurgent from Pitt? I thought Pitt was a blue collar city. Phukker...

Why did the elephant paint his toenails red? So that he can hide in a cherry tree.

What's the matter, Bendy? Are you sad that you didn't get an invite?

Who the fukk drinks tea anyways? England? Oh no... not that fag country. Always leaning on skinny umbrellas and pulling hankies from their sleeve. Oh no..... we don't want no part of that! Either way, a revolution is brewing in the country.