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RoyalOrleans

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  1. Wrong! An "icy pole" is a Polish Jew frozen to death.
  2. And that's all you'll ever be. An oggler. A peering, leering hermaphrodite curious of the ways of his/her other half. "Should I wear a bikini or a one-piece? What of my manboobs?".
  3. How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie into it.
  4. How can you tell that there is an elephant in the bathtub with you? You can smell peanuts on his breath.
  5. "I told them! Oooo.... Michigan State and North Carolina going to championship game! Ohhh.... yeah! Uh... uh.... uh... uh... change you can believe er... er... er... in. That'll be a good game."
  6. ...as he munched a turkey on wheat with heavy mayonaisse.
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  8. Ohhhh noooo.... not a word. Slobberin' Barney Frank, that bloated mushmouth toad, had his little boytoy over at Freddy Mac.
  9. As I understand it, the G20 Summit was reduced to a G19 Summit to make room for Obama's teleprompters. Again, Argentina gets slighted.
  10. [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0gyNxM0aDk]YouTube - All New RENO 911! -- Deadly Force is Always Justified[/ame]
  11. [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ITq19ezj_Xg]YouTube - Neil Cavuto and Congressman Grayson[/ame] Neil Cavuto blasts this limp wristed bedwetting drone out of Central Florida, Alan Grayson. "You're just Sweden in a suit!"
  12. Slobberin' Barney Frank is one of the biggest cowards ever elected to public office.
  13. [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MEmwKLgwIC0&feature=related]YouTube - Gandalf vs. Balrog Full & Uncut[/ame] You cannot pass! I am a Servant of the Secret Fire! Wielder of the Flame of Anor! The dark fire will not avail you! Flame of Udun, GO BACK TO THE SHADOW! YOU! CANNOT! PASS!
  14. The Heritage Foundation's contributors Nicolas Loris and Ben Lieberman explain why the 2009 Energy Bill is Anti-market and Anti-consumer: The 2009 Energy Bill: Anti-Market and Anti-Consumer
  15. We just went through the best four weeks for the Dow since 1933 .. can we call off all of these spending plans now?
  16. Hmmm... first black man in the Palace not on the payroll. An envy of all the kitchen help, I'm sure.
  17. My dick is so big... (HOW BIG IS IT?) it takes four fat women and a team of Clydesdales to jerk me off!
  18. [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1TYlOTajXGg&feature=related]YouTube - Hey Griswold, where you gonna put a tree that big?[/ame]
  19. [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mk74WprmZxY&feature=related]YouTube - The Hap Hap Happiest Christmas[/ame]
  20. [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGxyIhsSAow]YouTube - Christmas vacation[/ame]
  21. [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWTCIpT1j7U]YouTube - Billy Mays Interviews Obama - Tonight Show[/ame]
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