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RoyalOrleans

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  1. I fear a cage and thralldom. In that case, I might hasten my demise than what my allotted time has to allow. Whiskey and drugs best way to go!
  2. Check out page 283... http://docs.house.gov/rules/omni/jes/divbjes_111_hromni2009_jes.pdf
  3. A lot of what we're seeing here is the anti-capitalist, pro-government left seeing an opportunity to demonize the private sector. The same politicians who are so adept at getting the public whipped into a frenzy over these bonuses seem somehow unable to gin up any degree of outrage over taxpayer money being spent on lobster sex and tattoo removal. At least there's a chance AIG is going to pay the money back. Let's see if some gang-banger gone straight offers up the money spent to remove his tats.
  4. Then subscribe to my newsletter!
  5. Yeah... the sheen wore off that nickel the day he took office. The novelty has ended.
  6. Just a little aside in the flow of discussion here... Al Gore is a jackass sh!theel handpuppet of a pinko twinkletoed lillylivered c0cksucker communist diety. As you were.
  7. So??? The bonuses equaled 1/10th of one percent of the total bailout! We, the American Tax Payer, have 165 billion invested in AIG. If it fails, our money turns to utter sh!t! Pay the employees their contractually agreed wage, tips, and bonuses so that we can get this economy moving again.
  8. I respect the office. I respect our newly elected president. I just don't trust him. Not one iota. Not even for a second. Not for all the bailout and stimulus money put together.
  9. On The Issues Not a .gov site, but I feel this is a bit more trustworthy.
  10. Yeah... Whatever fate you decide for yourself, then by all means go after it. Once you're dead you're dead! Whether you believe in Heaven or a Hell or hells of purgatory, what you believe in this life you take to the grave. Kill yourself? Why not? Want "Chickensh!t" as an epitaph, be my guest.
  11. Yeah... and let's then go piss in the ocean.
  12. I wouldn't expect any less out of the Jeffersons. I mean, the Sanfords. Dammit I mean the cast of In Living Color. No wait... the Obamas.
  13. I know! We should line them all up at once!
  14. Yes I do! Your mom broke me of dating anyone taller than 4'5". Let me tell you, hobbits do it well.
  15. Aww... you're a peach.
  16. And Puerto Ricans.
  17. His superhero name is "Gloryholio".
  18. Bitches please! More hair tossling and shirt ripping. I'm talking to ToriAllen and Ali exclusively. No, OS and IWS put your shirts back on. Thank you.
  19. The Hedgehog? Oh man... that's a compliment!
  20. "My first instinct was to kill the spider. I watched it scurry across the floor, so I took a running leap and landed on top of it with the heel of my right foot. I stood over the spider's carcass smiling with satisfaction, then decided she wasn't dead enough. So with the heel of my right foot, I viciously ground the spider's carcass into the concrete. Then I picked up the remnants, put it in an old coffee can, doused it with lighter fluid, stood back, lit a match, and dropped it inside. Mmmm... black widow flambeau!" - RO after a nasty black widow bite Sunday morning.
  21. I wondered why Andy Dick and I were in te same line.
  22. The earth never sleeps.
  23. Right! I was sterilized. They said to me, "Neal, your children would just be too damn pretty."
  24. Ohh... In that case, Canada can fukken have her. You people do need a new culture hero.
  25. Ohh OK I read it wrong then. I thought you typed, "you ate a dick in Chicago".
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