RoyalOrleans

Fukken aye! The Germanic barbarians sacked and razed Rome to the ground, our mediocrity stiving, limp wristed weak hearted future will be our unmaking.

They make great pets, though.

Well.... it's been a hundred and forty years since the Emancipation Proclamation. Looks like they are finally getting their act together.

Late yester evening, I espied a great disturbance on the horizon. I uncapped my telescope, focused in on the disturbance, and viewed this... [attach=full]1852[/attach] I hope we are able to resist the invasion.

I have to agree, wholeheartedly, that Dobie Gray's version is much better. I will add, too, that it is timeless and some how eerily haunting about it. Kind of moves me. I play this on my mom's old piano. Good one to belt out after a few boilermakers.

Holy dawgbawls! My IRA lost $15K last month! Abolish the IRS! My hard earned money will be taxed up to 20% and then an extra 10% for a non-emergency withdrawal! Total fukken bullsh!t. Fukkers. Let me decide the fate of my own money, not some bean counter in a stuffy cubicle maze. Fukkers.

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This is what happens when the inmates run the asylum.

Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? - - - - - - - - - - - - - Because she was a woman.

I just opened an account. What do you need?

"Officer! This man was blatantly trying to turn in the turning lane! How dare he?!?!?! I was using it as a passing lane, like every red-blooded American should!" - RO after a small fender bender on Friday the 13th.

Yeah... Russia has done a bang up job keeping the peace with their invasion of Georgia.

Happy Belated Birthday, Ali! You can understand?

"There's a pubic hair in my ice cube." - RO

The dwarf tossee probably got laid that night. Women always go for athletes. Sheeeeez.

That's the AGENDA! Plain, out and out stupification of all senses. Then he nudges a pistol into your hand. Game. Set. Match.

I would reckon that a lot of Dane Cook fans voted for Obama, too. They both appeal to the Gen-X crowd. The question is... Who did Dane Cook vote for?

Dane Cook is about as funny as Steve Martin. What does that equate to? Two unfunny people that make way more money than they deserve.

Wow... I'll take $40 worth.

Kerry is such a pompous douchebag. I can't take anything he says seriously and I'm not sure if he believes anything he says either. He just likes to hear himself speak.

Next North Korea and then on to Cuba and Venezuala. Tickling the balls of our enemies? Perhaps, Biden is a secret assassin?

Ohhh... Krama is beautiful this time of year. It's Mayonaisse country out there, you know?

Maybe the flashlight should be in your hands.

Sensible? What about the married guy out with his mistress? Just because they are quietly dry humping each other's hand, doesn't make them any more depraved than the slack jawed hillbilly hollering at Ruby Faye and Jeb Earl, Jr. Human beings? What about the usher with a copy of the Trenchcoat Mafia Charter in his wallet? Wishing his flashlight was a sawed off shotgun and a .44 beneath his vest. There are people to the left, right, behind, and straight in front of you who do far worse things than produce offspring. Rent movies. Have patience. Wait for that particular movie to come out on DVD, because the situation is only spiraling down.

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