RoyalOrleans

Isn't that a suburb of Eugene, Oregon?

Nothing like a laminated particle board panini with real packing peanuts. Mmm...

I charge blowjobs. I'm a happy lord.

I say things to incite barrages of inflammatories, but the landlord is a property management group (or company). The AP reports a "landlord", which makes (it, them, he, she, et.al.) sound like a feudal lord in the Dark Ages of Europe subjecting their serfs to the harshest of conditions.

This is my main reason I don't go deer hunting, but its not because I'm some screwball animals are people too type sh!theel. It is due to the fact that I have killed my share of deer while barrelling down a country road with a fifth of Jack and a six pack ingested. Quite the elusive creature.

Admin! Mod! Could someone please change the title of this thread so that it reads "Random Video Thread"? Just a little annoyance gnawing at my brain!

WTF are you talking about?

I bet the landlord is either Indian or Jewish.

That is all the Democatic party is good for: perpetuating the panic in order to build up Obama's liberal socialist agenda as "change" and "hope". What I see is a bunch of spineless teet-suckers on the nanny state's nipple. This is not democracy, this is an overlordship.

We all know that you're the real king of ass around here, wez. I bow to your asinineness.

You can't make this stuff up. How dare you if you try! I don't begrudge anyone trying to make a dollar, but this is absolutely absurd. If I were the judge set to decide this case, I'd laugh this landlord right out of court. "Get out!"

Didn't you already hint on this, Chi? http://Off Topic Forum.com/on-topic-bs/34556-end-of-the-world-in-2012-a.html#post96828 What do I think? It's a fable, folklore. Something communist Al Gore worshippers tell their kids before they go to bed at night.

I'm also a cunning linguist.

Yeah... I know the feeling.

In honor of Make Your Own Harem Day (I'm a sucker for holidays. I mean, I did dress in "blackface" for MLK Day. Didn't shower, drove to DC, and wore it to the inauguration!), I have decided to divulge my own personal harem. Here they are in no particular order... Halle Berry - Well.. because she's Halle Berry! Maria Menounos - She currently appears on the Today Show and Access Hollywood. Tanya Memme - She's on Sell This House and Move This House Scarlett Johannson - Classically beautiful and articulate. A modern day Audrey Hepburn. Katie Linendoll - the Tech Guru from We Mean Business on A&E Rotating JustBS babe - see below... The Rotating Off Topic Forum Babe is subject to change to sate my desire of the hour. Here they are and why... Ali - She's nerdy like that. Emkay - She's randy like that. Chi - She speaks Spanish ManicMonday - Heh heh heh... tastes like a peach.

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He is getting older and fatter. It's a crying shame, too. Now I'll never get any.

Start smoking again.

Honey... the chloroform must've clouded your judgment. It was Fox News.

I had a point?

So you want my personality, money, and tongue? Gayfer.

In key strategic locations, mind you.

That's exactly why I want to bone Sarah Palin and shoot Rosie O'Donnell in her fukken fat face.

What are the odds? I have all four of those qualities.