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I've boycotted KFC altogher. Not for their suppliers gross mistreatment of chickens, but because the food is just plain nasty. I remember when KFC was delicious, but then again I was like eight.

What was the reason for signing a PETA petition?

All legitimate reasons NOT to go to the theater. But... Let's not put the cart before the horse, Cuddles. Take a long look at the parents of these vaginal spawn. It's not the kids fault that they bitch, moan, cry, scream, and yell throughout the movie. They are victims of the circumstances. People yakking on their cellphones during the movie ought to be dragged out in the street and shot.

Now, Outlaw... Sea roaches and claw beetles aren't very good names for lobsters and crabs, respectively. The names don't incite enduring love and cuteness, because who cuddles roaches and beetles? Oh wait... maybe you? Insectissimo. How about we call lobsters "sea puppies" and for crabs "sea ducklings"?

God... You're an underachiever.

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"I believe in America . America has made my fortune. And I raised my daughter in the American fashion. I gave her freedom, but I taught her never to dishonor her family. She found a boyfriend; not an Italian. She went to the movies with him; she stayed out late. I didn't protest. Two months ago, he took her for a drive, with another boyfriend. They made her drink whiskey. And then they tried to take advantage of her. She resisted. She kept her honor. So they beat her, like an animal. When I went to the hospital, her nose was a'broken. Her jaw was a'shattered, held together by wire. She couldn't even weep because of the pain. But I wept. Why did I weep? She was the light of my life, a beautiful girl. Now she will never be beautiful again. I went to the police, like a good American. These two boys were brought to trial. The judge sentenced them to three years in prison - suspended sentence. Suspended sentence! They went free that very day! I stood in the courtroom like a fool. And those two bastards, they smiled at me. Then I said to my wife, for justice, we must go to Don Corleone." - Bonasera ( The first line of the first Godfather. For me, the line sets the tone for the entire movie and the two sequels.)

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"The problem is not that we have too many fools, it's that the lightning isn't distributed right." - Mark Twain

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My Korean dry cleaner loves the notion. I wonder what they'd call a catfish?

PETA wants to rename fish "sea kittens" because they think that will make seafood less appealing. This organization is a complete joke.

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She sounds extremely lickable and likable, merc. Will she be making any trips to northeast Georgia any time soon? If so, I offer room and board to all great boobed young women.

That's what they use in Holland. I've seen them do it, they fukken drown them in that sh!t.

A crappy desk lamp and a swift kick in the buttocks!

I'm a big advocate for the jalapeno and avocado, but the very thought of eating in a Chilis again shivers me timbers.

I tried these a while back at an actual Chilis establishment. Made me so sick. Do you enjoy throwing up every five minutes, Claude?

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INTP... Who's down with INTP?