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RoyalOrleans

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  1. I wonder if the Domesday Book can shed some light on the population of Jews in England and Scotland during the High Middle Ages?
  2. Damn good reasons! I like the safe bet. So... make sure the facility in which we will be staying has an emergency exit. Yeah... I bought them off of a wooden indian.
  3. I have some argyle socks. Why? I don't know.
  4. Braveheart was a fantastic movie and I've seen it a hundred times. I was a bit put off by the historical inaccuracies.
  5. Oh no! Ma'am! Uh-uh! That ain't me at all. If I were a Spice Girl, I'd be Sporty Spice. As all of my outerwear are either hoodies or pullovers. I own one sweater. It's a black sweater vest that I wore under a suit for my dear grandmothers funeral. It was in late December and it was 20 degrees outside. I haven't wore it since.
  6. Louis Farrakhan thought it was funny. .
  7. It was actually a fleece pullover. No I don't wear sweaters. I can't stand to have those damn itchy-ass collars and all around my neck, so I wear sweatshirts.
  8. I'm pretty damn sure Biz is gay. Instead of hacking up a furball on my brand new sweater, he decided to jump to the hardwood floor to hack it up.
  9. Now... I will have nightmares.
  10. Virtually anything that Mel Gibson is a part of, is pure gold.
  11. [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qgVUxmjf0G8]YouTube - Portrayal Of Obama As Snob Hailed As Step Forward For Blacks[/ame]
  12. [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWFeuTzGIIk&feature=channel]YouTube - Too Much Sex And Profanity In The HBO Presidential Debate?[/ame]
  13. Ohh... Bizzy is orange, too. He's about the size of a toddler.
  14. [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQ7J7UjsRqg&NR=1]YouTube - The Onion: Multiple Stab Wounds May Be Harmful To Monkeys[/ame]
  15. Hey... You can't punch someone in the mouth through your monitor.
  16. I have a cat, Bismarck, that I inherited from my last divorce. He is the only cat I've ever liked... alright loved. Fukk all the other stinky, box-pissing, box-sh!tting, shedding flea bags out there. Bizzy rules.
  17. You mean density don't you?
  18. Try again, Retardo the Galant! 300 pounds? Only if they are like seven feet tall.
  19. Do the curtains match the carpet? Then I yank my John Thomas out and do the deed.
  20. It would be in your best interest to leave your boots on.
  21. Alright! I'll show you the way. Put on your boots and meet me down at the swimming hole. Dr. Neal Down is in...
  22. Why must you jump to conclussions? I bought nonrefundable tickets! So please give me a good reason to meet you at Mille Lacs rather than just hanging out in the city.
  23. Beneath the bleachers by Seymour Hiney
  24. t totally fukken awesome!
  25. I told her the EXACT same thing last week!
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