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  1. RoyalOrleans
    Oooo.... kinky.
  2. RoyalOrleans
    You sound just like his mom.
  3. RoyalOrleans
    On top of eddo's mom. She's a dirty old gal. Baby polar bear pelt makes me itch.
  4. RoyalOrleans
    "Atlanta sports, man. Atlanta sports!" - RO getting mad at his television.
  5. RoyalOrleans
    Dude! Awesome! Uhhh... see if Bob can put this in the Arcade.
  6. RoyalOrleans
    Vigorous masturbation.
  7. RoyalOrleans
    This brings to mind an episode of Deadwood. The local school teacher invited Calamity Jane to her class so that she may share her experience as a schout for Custer's army. Jane showed up drunk, which was her want at all times. Standing before the classroom, cow eyed children stare back at her, the teacher (a prude) stands with baited breath anticipating the worse out of Jane's mouth. At length Jane speaks... "Custer was a c@nt! The end!"
  8. RoyalOrleans
    Yeah, it's quite pungent. But, I digress, the eucalyptus enriched flesh of the koala has given me unearthly strength. Why... just last night I hoisted '71 International to find an oil leak.
  9. RoyalOrleans
    Do you actually believe anything you say?
  10. RoyalOrleans
    Nothing worse than the nose-burning smell of bleach covering up the smell of sh!t. Reminds me of old people like Snaffy.
  11. RoyalOrleans
    They're good eatin', too. I also have a koala fur lined waistcoat.
  12. RoyalOrleans
    When you do, give me a call. Robert Plant says that big legged women ain't got no soul, but RO says you can find that soul tweence the legs.
  13. RoyalOrleans
    Are you daft man?
  14. RoyalOrleans
    I go to your mom's house for that. - Happy Birthday Anna!
  15. RoyalOrleans
    Whose anus?
  16. RoyalOrleans
    Uhh... Wez is going to Jupiter to get more stupider. I'm going to Mars to get more candy bars.
  17. RoyalOrleans
    Right...? And my pecker didn't just perk up either. Heh heh heh heh...
  18. RoyalOrleans
    All that on the Reservation? Mille Lacs and that whole area is beautiful this time of the year.
  19. RoyalOrleans
    And then I would have to become the resident sh!theel while you convalesce? No thank you. Enough people hate me already.
  20. RoyalOrleans
    Yeah.. but those red bastards who run that outfit just spent it all on firewater.
  21. RoyalOrleans
    Uhhh... you didn't start the thread. And if I didn't post it before, here it is; happy fukken birthday.
  22. RoyalOrleans
    Nothing like stale cigarette smoke filled air, The Steve Miller Band without Steve Miller playing in the lounge, enough plaid flannel to make the Seattle grunge scene look like preppies, and big legged winterized women.
  23. RoyalOrleans
    "Weepin' Jesus on the Cross! Don't cry or anything, Bill." - RO after Brett's Jets beat the Pats (barely!!!) in overtime Thursday night.
  24. RoyalOrleans
    Are you of Middle Eastern, Central Asian, Eastern European, or Far Eastern descent?
  25. RoyalOrleans
    ...and sister, and brother, and cousins, and uncles, and aunts Such ingenuity down through the family tree.
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