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Yes. It's a finely tuned bullsh!t detector.

Well.... how about all that now.

Then I stick my nose in the closest cunny and scream, "AHH! AHH! AHH! AHHHHHHHH!!!" in my best Robert Plant singing Black Dog voice.

I'd rather just play... ok! I mean, Sylvanius Ableblade the Fighter / Mage / Thief has some heroines to woo and gold to snatch... or the other way around.

Terribly sorry to shatter your crush on me, Ali. It is for the best, I'd only break your heart later on and move on to a better looking or sluttier woman.

They need an exercise routine.

If I'm a bigot for loathing disgusting fat bodies, then I'm a bigot. Yeah... I hate fat Mexicans and Negroes, too.

Thank you, thank you. "America is fat. So fat that its Bible Belt had to change to Sansabelt slacks." - RO

You're going to start a Dungeons and Dragons campaign? Count me in and color me bad!

It's late at night when I am at my dullest.

Yes! And yes!

Hmm... I'll go check.

Yesterday, I had lunch at the Gut-bomb Panda, better known as Hoo Flung Doo's House of Flying Dookie. I cracked open my fortune cookie after the meal. It read: GOOD LUCK IS COMING YOUR WAY.

I draw the line at fat chicks. Wez is a sonofab!tch! Got the blue balls, crabs, and the seven year itch! - Old Cherokee Proverb

I'd drill ol' Val in the butt.

My mother IS dead.

You forgot, "just fukken die already!".

Well.... fukken pay her!

Uhhhh... use the Google Spell Checker sometime, Snaffy. Yes... after rolling around on the floor amongst the dogs and your mom.

I'm sure that your expediency with a witty retort has gotten you many punches in the face.

Are you threatening me, Anna?

Your mom is my hobby.

I'm the Van Driver of the Apocalypse. Actually... I just started my own business. Something I've been pontificating on for a good while now. My brother, of which helped with the set up and all that entails, and I opened a paint and body shop in my hometown. Last month, I bought my brother out of his share, he wanted out to pursue a cagefighting career I think, and I own in full and outright now.

How can that be accurate since it is highly unlikely that those who are on welfare or on unemployment get out to their polling place? And look at the states and think demographics. Who lives here and who lives there? North Dakota... Indian reservations or Lousiana or Mississippi... broke ass blacks and cajuns. What are the chances that these people recieve welfare or have become inelligible to vote? That fat chick or the unemployed guy can squawk all they want, but if they are inelligible to vote or don't get out to vote only makes them a hypocrite.

The world is a vampire. - Billy Corgan, Smashing Pumpkins